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Breaking Absurdity — Today's Top Headlines That Can't Be Unheard. Brought to you by @ItsNotSatire.
Everything you didn’t know you needed to know today, but wish you hadn’t. Your welcome.
We're not a typical newsbrief. @ItsNotSatire's Breaking Absurdity is a podcast that will make you pick your jaw up off the floor, blink twice and ask yourself "am I dreaming? or did that just happen."
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Breaking Absurdity — Today's Top Headlines That Can't Be Unheard. Brought to you by @ItsNotSatire.Trump Heckler Gets Creative With Fall Nicknames & Obama Double Downs on Cheesecake Factory
Got something to say to this podcast? Send a voicemail, and you might hear yourself on the next episode! Barack Obama and Sen. Jon Ossoff hold a rally in…
Breaking Absurdity — Today's Top Headlines That Can't Be Unheard. Brought to you by @ItsNotSatire.Trump Got Triggered by Obama & Abdul El Sayed Savages Trump
Got something to say to this podcast? Send a voicemail, and you might hear yourself on the next episode! Trump is still fuming over Obama’s “Saddam Hussein…
Breaking Absurdity — Today's Top Headlines That Can't Be Unheard. Brought to you by @ItsNotSatire.Nicky Minaj as White House Press Secretary?
Got something to say to this podcast? Send a voicemail, and you might hear yourself on the next episode! Nicki Minaj travels with Trump and speaks at his…
Breaking Absurdity — Today's Top Headlines That Can't Be Unheard. Brought to you by @ItsNotSatire.Obama Weighs in on Vivek Ramaswamy and Savages Donald Trump & Melania's Faux Diplomacy
Got something to say to this podcast? Send a voicemail, and you might hear yourself on the next episode! Barack Obama and Bill Clinton hit the campaign trail…
Breaking Absurdity — Today's Top Headlines That Can't Be Unheard. Brought to you by @ItsNotSatire.Erika Kirk Activates the Waterworks as Trump Makes Strange Noises
Got something to say to this podcast? Send a voicemail, and you might hear yourself on the next episode! Donald Trump makes an unexplained noise mid-sentence…
Breaking Absurdity — Today's Top Headlines That Can't Be Unheard. Brought to you by @ItsNotSatire.Melania and Donald Trump's Kiss Fail & JD Vance Fails to Explain Katie Zacharia
Got something to say to this podcast? Send a voicemail, and you might hear yourself on the next episode! Trump is negotiating some very difficult diplomatic…
Breaking Absurdity — Today's Top Headlines That Can't Be Unheard. Brought to you by @ItsNotSatire.New MAGA-Face Victims Spook America & Trump's Rallys Go Downhill
Got something to say to this podcast? Send a voicemail, and you might hear yourself on the next episode! Susan Dell had her moment last week, and now the…
Breaking Absurdity — Today's Top Headlines That Can't Be Unheard. Brought to you by @ItsNotSatire.Trump Admits He Has “Severe Problems” and Katie Zacharia’s Fake Attorney Ruse Exposed
Got something to say to this podcast? Send a voicemail, and you might hear yourself on the next episode! Katie Zacharia’s first press conference is still…
Breaking Absurdity — Today's Top Headlines That Can't Be Unheard. Brought to you by @ItsNotSatire.Katie Zacharia Cringefest & Trump's Attraction to Handsome Men
Got something to say to this podcast? Send a voicemail, and you might hear yourself on the next episode! Katie Zacharia’s first press conference as White House…
Breaking Absurdity — Today's Top Headlines That Can't Be Unheard. Brought to you by @ItsNotSatire.Susan Dell's Husband Speaks Out & Nobel Prize Outrage | Breaking Absurdity Ep 51
Got something to say to this podcast? Send a voicemail, and you might hear yourself on the next episode! Trump is fuming that he didn't win the Nobel Peace…
Breaking Absurdity — Today's Top Headlines That Can't Be Unheard. Brought to you by @ItsNotSatire.Susan Dell Theories on Why She Looks Like That & MAGA Before and After Makeovers
Got something to say to this podcast? Send a voicemail, and you might hear yourself on the next episode! Susan Dell appeared in the Oval Office two days ago…
Breaking Absurdity — Today's Top Headlines That Can't Be Unheard. Brought to you by @ItsNotSatire.More Leaked Audio of Melania Turmp (Satire) & Susan Dell Jump Scare
Got something to say to this podcast? Send a voicemail, and you might hear yourself on the next episode! Melania Trump has new "leaked" audio, and this one is…
Breaking Absurdity — Today's Top Headlines That Can't Be Unheard. Brought to you by @ItsNotSatire.Woman Sues Trump & Epstein for Assault | Who is Elyse Relford?
Got something to say to this podcast? Send a voicemail, and you might hear yourself on the next episode! A woman named Elyse Relford has filed a civil lawsuit…
Breaking Absurdity — Today's Top Headlines That Can't Be Unheard. Brought to you by @ItsNotSatire.Is Trump Wearing a Brace? He Struggles to Walk & Acts Like a Toddler. Psychiatrist Weighs In
Got something to say to this podcast? Send a voicemail, and you might hear yourself on the next episode! Trump's legs have entered the chat. Between the…
Breaking Absurdity — Today's Top Headlines That Can't Be Unheard. Brought to you by @ItsNotSatire.Jack Smith Triumphed At Senate + More "Leaked" Audio of Melania and Donald Trump
Got something to say to this podcast? Send a voicemail, and you might hear yourself on the next episode! Jack Smith told the Senate he has proof beyond a…
Breaking Absurdity — Today's Top Headlines That Can't Be Unheard. Brought to you by @ItsNotSatire.Melania's Leaked Audio (Satire) and Her Most Unusual Moments
Got something to say to this podcast? Send a voicemail, and you might hear yourself on the next episode! Melania Trump apparently learned the hard way that…
Breaking Absurdity — Today's Top Headlines That Can't Be Unheard. Brought to you by @ItsNotSatire.Trump Winces While Chinese President Xi Chills & Melania Hides a Mic Behind Her Body | Breaking
Got something to say to this podcast? Send a voicemail, and you might hear yourself on the next episode! President Trump rolled out the literal red carpet for…
Breaking Absurdity — Today's Top Headlines That Can't Be Unheard. Brought to you by @ItsNotSatire.Trump's Audio Gets Muted And Boebert Denies Affair with Woman
Got something to say to this podcast? Send a voicemail, and you might hear yourself on the next episode! Trump just opened his new $200 million White House…
Breaking Absurdity — Today's Top Headlines That Can't Be Unheard. Brought to you by @ItsNotSatire.Kash Patel's New Animal Loving Hiring Policy & Hegseth's Erection Focus
Got something to say to this podcast? Send a voicemail, and you might hear yourself on the next episode! Pete Hegseth's Secretary of War approval rating just…
Breaking Absurdity — Today's Top Headlines That Can't Be Unheard. Brought to you by @ItsNotSatire.Destruction of the Kennedy Center, Mitch McConnell's Second Day
Got something to say to this podcast? Send a voicemail, and you might hear yourself on the next episode! A judge ruled that Donald Trump's name cannot be…
Breaking Absurdity — Today's Top Headlines That Can't Be Unheard. Brought to you by @ItsNotSatire.Mitch McConnell Is Back, Natalie Harp and Trump Smooching? | Breaking Absurdity
Got something to say to this podcast? Send a voicemail, and you might hear yourself on the next episode! Mitch McConnell resurfaced in the Senate this week…
Breaking Absurdity — Today's Top Headlines That Can't Be Unheard. Brought to you by @ItsNotSatire.Trump Napped While Biden Honored the Attack | Breaking Absurdity Ep 39
Got something to say to this podcast? Send a voicemail, and you might hear yourself on the next episode! Trump appeared to sleep through most of the Pentagon's…
Breaking Absurdity — Today's Top Headlines That Can't Be Unheard. Brought to you by @ItsNotSatire.Trump’s Fantasyland 911 Lies, 5K Bribes, Air Force One Disaster | Breaking Absurdiity Ep 38
Got something to say to this podcast? Send a voicemail, and you might hear yourself on the next episode! Trump gave a rather extraordinary account of his 9/11…
Breaking Absurdity — Today's Top Headlines That Can't Be Unheard. Brought to you by @ItsNotSatire.Trump Boarded Air Force One Blonde. He Got Off a Brunette | Breaking Absurdity Ep 37
Got something to say to this podcast? Send a voicemail, and you might hear yourself on the next episode! Trump boarded his Qatari-donated Air Force One as a…
Breaking Absurdity — Today's Top Headlines That Can't Be Unheard. Brought to you by @ItsNotSatire.Trump Golfs in Ireland and Sends JD Vance to 9:11 | Breaking Absurdity Ep 36
Got something to say to this podcast? Send a voicemail, and you might hear yourself on the next episode! Trump's plans for Air Force One have quietly…
Breaking Absurdity — Today's Top Headlines That Can't Be Unheard. Brought to you by @ItsNotSatire.Trump Explains That Dumb Has a B in It & JD Vance on the End Times | Breaking Absurdity Ep 35
Got something to say to this podcast? Send a voicemail, and you might hear yourself on the next episode! Trump has finally weighed in on the Nevada toupee…
Breaking Absurdity — Today's Top Headlines That Can't Be Unheard. Brought to you by @ItsNotSatire.Special Privileges of Trump’s Inner Circle: Natalie Harp and RFK Jr. | Breaking Absurdity Ep. 34
Got something to say to this podcast? Send a voicemail, and you might hear yourself on the next episode! Michael Wolff has new details on Natalie Harp's…
Breaking Absurdity — Today's Top Headlines That Can't Be Unheard. Brought to you by @ItsNotSatire.Trump Renames Lake Ontario 'Lake America' (Yosemite Didn't Survive Either) | Breaking Absurdity Ep 33
Got something to say to this podcast? Send a voicemail, and you might hear yourself on the next episode! Trump's renaming spree is in full swing: Lake Ontario…
Breaking Absurdity — Today's Top Headlines That Can't Be Unheard. Brought to you by @ItsNotSatire.Dolly Parton Had Thoughts About Trump & Trump's "Open Can of Spam" | Breaking Absurdity Ep. 32
Got something to say to this podcast? Send a voicemail, and you might hear yourself on the next episode! Dolly Parton was asked whether Donald Trump was…
Breaking Absurdity — Today's Top Headlines That Can't Be Unheard. Brought to you by @ItsNotSatire.They Tried to Hide Natalie Harp Then the Internet Found Her | Breaking Absurdity Ep 31
Got something to say to this podcast? Send a voicemail, and you might hear yourself on the next episode! The White House tried to crop Natalie Harp out of the…
Breaking Absurdity — Today's Top Headlines That Can't Be Unheard. Brought to you by @ItsNotSatire.Trump Foreshadows His Own Impeachment as Natalie Harp Sprints After His Golf Cart | Breaking Absurdity Ep. 30
Got something to say to this podcast? Send a voicemail, and you might hear yourself on the next episode! Natalie Harp just wrote Trump a letter granting him…
Breaking Absurdity — Today's Top Headlines That Can't Be Unheard. Brought to you by @ItsNotSatire.Jon Ossoff Upsets Trump & Natalie Harp — Then Gets Called Pee-Wee Herman | Breaking Absurdity Ep. 29
Got something to say to this podcast? Send a voicemail, and you might hear yourself on the next episode! Trump’s assistant, Natalie Harp, just got called out…
Breaking Absurdity — Today's Top Headlines That Can't Be Unheard. Brought to you by @ItsNotSatire.Trump Said "Young, Beautiful Girls" Then the Internet Saw His Rump | Breaking Absurdity Ep. #28
Got something to say to this podcast? Send a voicemail, and you might hear yourself on the next episode! Donald Trump talked about “young, beautiful girls”…