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Trump Explains That Dumb Has a B in It & JD Vance on the End Times | Breaking Absurdity Ep 35
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Trump has finally weighed in on the Nevada toupee controversy, insisting the wind blew his hair up "so hard, so hard" that a wig would have flown clean off — an argument that's either surprisingly convincing or a full confession. Meanwhile, the President gives America an unprompted spelling lesson on the word "dumb" while workshopping a new nickname for Democrats, JD Vance says he wouldn't be shocked if the Antichrist is already walking among us, and Commerce Secretary Howard Lutnick…
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