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Is Trump Wearing a Brace? He Struggles to Walk & Acts Like a Toddler. Psychiatrist Weighs In
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Trump's legs have entered the chat. Between the pretzel-knee stance, the zigzag walk to Marine One, and needing Dr. Oz to push in his chair like a grandparent at a luncheon, the internet has questions. Meanwhile, Trump declared that AI is now officially "SI" (Super Intelligence), and the tech CEOs in the room couldn't stop calling it AI. The universe, once again, has a sense of humor.
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