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Trump Golfs in Ireland and Sends JD Vance to 9:11 | Breaking Absurdity Ep 36
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Trump's plans for Air Force One have quietly downgraded — he once "definitely" promised to donate the new jet to his presidential museum, and now it's just "probably," which coincidentally is also how close he was to Jeffrey Epstein. Meanwhile, his engineers can apparently max out Air Force One's security systems but still can't design an umbrella he's able to close, the President is taking that controversial Qatari 747 to Ireland for a golf weekend that happens to overlap with the 9/11…
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