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Trump Said "Young, Beautiful Girls" Then the Internet Saw His Rump | Breaking Absurdity Ep. #28

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Donald Trump talked about “young, beautiful girls” coming to the White House. Repeatedly. Meanwhile, New Mexico is suing Trump’s Justice Department over access to unredacted Epstein files. Then things get even stranger when the internet got a load of Trump's backside, igniting a firestorm of speculation.

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