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Trump Napped While Biden Honored the Attack | Breaking Absurdity Ep 39
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Trump appeared to sleep through most of the Pentagon's 9/11 ceremony this week, only opening his eyes when the memorial bell rang — either impressive muscle memory or a very expensive Pavlovian response. Meanwhile, Melania gave a passionate speech on preserving historic architecture at almost exactly the same time construction continued on the site of the demolished East Wing, Trump accidentally revealed in Ireland that his wife wasn't actually with him, and Erika Kirk briefly appeared to…
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