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Trump Got Triggered by Obama & Abdul El Sayed Savages Trump

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Trump is still fuming over Obama’s “Saddam Hussein opened a cheesecake factory” joke, and the feud shows no sign of cooling. On his way to Mississippi, Trump defends his White House plasterwork, a heckler at the rally takes a shot at his ballroom, and Fox News uses the moment to go after Obama. Meanwhile, Obama campaigns for Michigan Democrat Abdul El-Sayed, who trades barbs with Trump, and Katie Zacharia and Susan Dell blast off in an AI-made spaceship. The universe, once again, has a…

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