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Trump Got Triggered by Obama & Abdul El Sayed Savages Trump · Breaking Absurdity — Today's Top Headlines That Can't Be Unheard. Brought to you by @ItsNotSatire.

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  Obama's Cheesecake Factory crack triggers Trump.
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  And Trump's ballroom faces criticism in Mississippi.
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  In today's breaking absurdity, our mega freak
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  show characters are back for another bizarre
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  episode. Fox News is still lashing out over Obama's
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  Cheesecake Factory comparison, while Trump and
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  Abdul Al Sayed trade barbs. I don't even care
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  that he remembers my whole name, because he can
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  just go on and call me Senator after November.
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  Leading off today, Donald Trump is absolutely
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  fiending Barack Obama. He doesn't understand
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  it, because he's not a smart guy. Let me tell
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  you, in my opinion he's not smart at all. Because
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  the way he ran the country, only a stupid person
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  would run the country like that. But we have
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  to explain to Obama that the White House is a
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  symbol of America. So what is this feud all about?
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  Well, a couple days ago, we covered Obama's viral
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  insult. And the internet ate it up. If you want
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  the full breakdown, be sure to check out my previous
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  episode. But here's a couple of the memes that
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  have surfaced in the last couple of days. I really
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  think they got the Cheesecake Factory and the
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  White House mashup pretty accurate. But today,
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  on Trump's way to Mississippi, the president
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  was still smarting. The White House is a symbol
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  of America. And it has to be maintained properly.
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  It has to be painted. And the exterior plaster
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  can't be falling off the walls. And the decorations
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  and ornaments around the windows that are magnificent
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  can't be on one side of the window and falling
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  off on the other side. Right, while Americans
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  struggle with the cost of living and the country
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  edges towards another potentially endless war,
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  Donald Trump is preoccupied with plaster work.
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  And when Trump arrived in Mississippi today,
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  the folks at ultra right wing RSPN had a message
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  for the mainstream media. These news outlets,
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  they take clips from Trump rallies and make it
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  seem as though we're all a bunch of idiots here.
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  We're not. People are very well informed here.
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  They know what's going on. They pay attention
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  to international relations. Okay, fair point.
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  Let's see how much this crowd knows about current
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  events. To the consternation, to the consternation
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  of the people that protect us. Go home, go home.
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  Ouch, a heckler just shouted shove the ballroom
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  up your fat ass. Well, it seems Obama isn't the
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  only one who thinks Trump's decorating obsession
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  has gone a little too far. Yet, conveniently,
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  Fox News used the opportunity to criticize Obama.
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  Over is the Cheesecake Factory, actually, because
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  I think it goes exactly to why Democrats lost
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  the middle class, why they lost blue collar voters,
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  because it's just, you know, it's kind of a guns
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  and religion clinging kind of comment. Yeah,
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  clearly the Democrats biggest electoral mistake
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  was failing to defend the honor of the Cheesecake
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  Factory. And Obama wasn't just making headlines
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  with his jokes, he was also campaigning for Michigan
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  Democrat Abdul El -Sayed, who's been trading
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  barbs with Donald Trump himself. I mean, the
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  thing about Donald Trump is that he has about
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  as much regard for the Constitution as he has
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  for a piece of toilet paper in his personal bathroom,
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  because that's basically what he's done with
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  it. And someone online has already created a
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  product for just that very purpose. He's a little
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  phony, and everything about him is fake, and
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  he's a liar. And he talks about all these things
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  like he's a moderate. He's not a rioter. He's
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  a jihadist. He's a vicious, violent jihadist.
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  And he has no place in our government. We've
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  got no evidence that Abdul El -Sayed is a jihadist,
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  but Abdul does craft the perfect response to
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  Trump's unhinged accusation. I get that the President
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  of the United States takes personal offense to
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  my first name. He doesn't mind as much when it's
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  a shared name from the Saudis who are funding
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  his son -in -law's private equity. Doesn't seem
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  to mind as much when... Apparently the name Mohammed
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  is a problem for Trump, but a Qatari jet is perfectly
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  acceptable to him. Funny how that works. But
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  Abdul wasn't finished. He also had a message
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  for Trump about the president's peculiar fascination
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