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Jon Ossoff Upsets Trump & Natalie Harp — Then Gets Called Pee-Wee Herman | Breaking Absurdity Ep. 29
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Trump’s assistant, Natalie Harp, just got called out, globally, after Senator Jon Ossoff questioned her unusually close access to the president. Trump clapped back by calling Ossof “Pee-wee Herman.” In the same meeting, Trump deeply interrogateda teenage lifeguard about his “surf life” — before getting considerably less enthusiastic when a female journalist asked him difficult questions. Melania Watch has officially reached Day 30.
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