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Woman Sues Trump & Epstein for Assault | Who is Elyse Relford?
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A woman named Elyse Relford has filed a civil lawsuit in Florida accusing Donald Trump of sexual assault in 1997, with Jeffrey Epstein allegedly present, and a separate federal lawsuit against Epstein's estate. The story has barely made a dent in mainstream coverage, so we went to the court records to see what they actually say, and just as importantly, what they don't. The universe, once again, has a sense of humor.
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