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Trump Admits He Has “Severe Problems” and Katie Zacharia’s Fake Attorney Ruse Exposed
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Katie Zacharia’s first press conference is still causing fallout, and SNL is scrambling to figure out who will play her. She explains the briefing started at a pumpkin patch, says she “effectuated” it, and gives shifting answers about the bar exam. Meanwhile, Trump heads to an Alaska rally, brags about his cognitive test and his traveling doctors, says he has “some very severe problems,” and then tells the crowd he was just having fun with the media. The universe, once again, has a sense…
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