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Katie Zacharia Cringefest & Trump's Attraction to Handsome Men

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Katie Zacharia’s first press conference as White House press secretary lasted about 14 minutes and included a stalled answer about an Alaska LNG pipeline and a slip where she called Trump her husband. Then Trump weighed in on her performance, a question about where she passed the bar exam got a very confusing answer, and the internet came up with a “Scaramucci” countdown for her tenure. Meanwhile, Trump keeps praising the physiques of male senators at his rallies, and JD Vance takes a…

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