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More Leaked Audio of Melania Turmp (Satire) & Susan Dell Jump Scare
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Melania Trump has new "leaked" audio, and this one is entirely made up, based on absolutely no evidence. After Trump called Natalie Harp on stage at a Nebraska rally to hand him an executive order, we imagine what Melania might be thinking, including a strict hand-holding budget and a contract nobody renegotiated. Meanwhile, a local Nebraska reporter asks Trump a tough question about foreign beef, and Susan Dell turns heads at the Oval Office announcement of "Trump accounts." The universe…
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