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Trump Heckler Gets Creative With Fall Nicknames & Obama Double Downs on Cheesecake Factory
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Barack Obama and Sen. Jon Ossoff hold a rally in Georgia while Trump holds a competing one, and the Pumpkin Spice Heckler steals the show. Protester Robby Roadsteamer gets creative with a full song of fall-themed nicknames, from “butterscotch” to “pumpkin spice” and beyond, until security drags him out. He posts the clip himself, and the nicknames go viral. Meanwhile, Obama doubles down on the Cheesecake Factory joke, and Trump seems to glitch his way through another rally. The universe…
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