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Trump Heckler Gets Creative With Fall Nicknames & Obama Double Downs on Cheesecake Factory · Breaking Absurdity — Today's Top Headlines That Can't Be Unheard. Brought to you by @ItsNotSatire.

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  One protester got creative with some fall themed
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  Trump nicknames. And Obama doubles down on the
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  Cheesecake Factory. In today's breaking absurdity,
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  Trump questions why there's only two blacks for
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  Trump and his rally audience. Trump suffered
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  repeated system malfunctions. Leading off today,
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  we had two competing rallies. We'll start off
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  with John Ossoff and Barack Obama in Georgia.
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  And let's just say Ossoff wasn't shy. In fact,
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  he went right for the jugular in his opening
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  remarks. That's right, one of the first things
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  out of Jon Ossoff's mouth was to invoke Jeffrey
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  Epstein. And actually this is relevant because
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  Donald Trump also talks about Jeffrey Epstein
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  at his rally. Not because he wanted to, but because
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  he wanted to defend himself from one of his own
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  attendees. And here's what it sounds like from
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  the main camera. The cameraman skillfully finds
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  the protester, zooms in. But what you don't know
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  from this shot is he's still singing a full song.
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  We'll get to that in a minute. So then the security
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  guys come and find him they grab him. He's still
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  trying to get shots on his phone. He drops his
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  phone Scrambles to pick it up manages to get
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  his phone and then they haul him out Looks like
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  a pretty typical Trump heckler But wait till
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  you see the clip from his phone because he posted
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  it and we're gonna play it because of course
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  we are If he hadn't posted that, we wouldn't
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  have heard the whole song. I gotta give this
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  guy credit, he's come up with the most creative
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  autumn themed nicknames for Trump I've heard
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  in a while. Thank god he managed to get his phone
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  back, otherwise we wouldn't have been able to
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  hear all of his insults in their full glory.
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  And if you guys want to follow him, he's Robbie
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  Roadsteamer on X. I'm definitely going to follow
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  him so I don't miss the next type of call. But
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  apparently Trump heard at least part of Robbie's
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  song because Trump decided to respond to the
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  accusations. Hmm, Trump decided to respond to
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  the pumpkin spice allegations by ordering his
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  own seasonal special. A pumpkin spice denial
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  with an extra shot of Epstein's syrup. By the
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  way, this drink is only available at select Starbucks.
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  You know, the ones that are inside Trump Towers.
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  Apparently the pumpkin spice protests were just
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  getting started. Someone on X put together a
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  supercut of the day's festivities. And it turns
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  out getting a squirt out of a Trump rally doesn't
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  mean you have to leave without expressing yourself.
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  Where all this Epstein pumpkin spice madness
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  began, Barack Obama took the opportunity to address
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  MAGA's biggest outrage of the year, the Cheesecake
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  Factory. Here's the original punchline in case
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  you hadn't heard it. So here's what Obama said
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  today. Imagine mobilizing the entire federal
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  government, not because you've just been compared
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  to one of history's most notorious dictators,
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  but because someone hurt your feelings about
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  your interior decorating. But Obama wasn't finished
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  yet. The president of the United States is spending
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  time super gluing gold medallions to the mantle
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  in the Oval Office. He is literally doing arts
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  and crafts while we are fighting a war and trying
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  to deal with out of control prices. So while
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  Americans can't afford to gas up their cars,
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  Trump apparently is turning the Oval Office into
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  Saddam Hussein's version of America's most beloved
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  restaurant. But Trump's DIY craft projects aren't
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  the only thing getting noticed. Trump seems to
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  be glitching out on a regular basis. He did this
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  when he was talking about James Tellerico the
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  other day. People weren't sure what to make of
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  that particular glitch. And there goes another
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  rally moment that absolutely did not need a visual
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  aid. And now it looks like we're just experiencing
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  a complete system failure. Transgender. This
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  is what he said. And now the speech recognition
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  software appears to be malfunctioning. This is
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  what he said. And while the president's speech
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  software was struggling to load, his crowd interaction
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  wasn't exactly running smoothly either. They
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  have a whole group say hello to all your friends.
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  How come there's only two tonight? What's going
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  on? Well, that's one way to accidentally reveal
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  the size of your black voter base then things
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  got even weirder when Trump referred to himself
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  as having a husband we sat down and sat down
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  with my husband I started writing and I would
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  on and on and In a little while I realized I
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  ran out of paper. I didn't have that much paper
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  We went all over the house looking for paper
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  and so many things. It's true And with all the
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  talk we've heard from Trump about his appreciation
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  for men's asses, this clip just hits differently.
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  But while Trump continues to glitch his way through
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  his rallies, there's a growing list of problems
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  he can't simply talk his way out of. And in this
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  next clip, the consequences of his actions come
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  to meet him. The gold -plated walls, the angry
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  crowds, the protests. Eventually, the consequences
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  catch up with you, and for Trump, that reckoning
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  may already be underway. We done had enough,
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  so we called his bluff He called a midterm blitz,
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  but this him will stop In his final hours as
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  he cleans the power His time is all up, now this
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  thing is ours Tries, the kitchen sinks as the
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  system stinks That we won't notice, that's what
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  he thinks Ayo, but we're locked in, we can taste
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  the wind His support is waning and it's running
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  thin His tariff's a disaster, people dealing
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  with the after groceries got so high they ran
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  out of laughter His war in Iran went in without
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  a plan Got gas and diesel up, blame some other
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  man It's a reckoning, wrecking things, it's a
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  reckoning He caused a full on panic, locking
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  up every hispanic With an army of bigots now
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  his support's gone titanic When you sick you
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  can stop or want a simple traffic stop, yo Don't
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  be surprised when your campaign's gonna flop,
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  bro. Ice has consequences outside your border
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  fences. When you shoot your own people, your
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  midterms get expensive. This is the end of your
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  shift, the last of your grips. Better cash in
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  quick on all your Qatari gifts. The son -in -law's
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  money, the mistress's and honey's. Your inner
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  circle of frauds better start running. The piggy
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  bank is closed. Thanks for watching Breaking
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  Absurdity. And remember, don't stare into the
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  abyss alone. Let's do it together. Like, subscribe,
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