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Dolly Parton Had Thoughts About Trump & Trump's "Open Can of Spam" | Breaking Absurdity Ep. 32
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Dolly Parton was asked whether Donald Trump was qualified to be president. Her answer was very Dolly — complete with Presidential Mood Swings, a suggestion that she might run herself, and a joke about Trump’s hair. Meanwhile, Trump has apparently been taking appearance advice from somewhere else entirely, with Anthony Scaramucci revealing the secrets behind his legendary orange complexion — including the Bronx-sourced bronzer Trump allegedly applies himself. Then things get even more…
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