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Susan Dell Theories on Why She Looks Like That & MAGA Before and After Makeovers
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Susan Dell appeared in the Oval Office two days ago, and the internet still can’t look away. First, an important public service announcement: Susan Dell is definitely not Stephen Miller. Then we look at how her facial expressions became the story, why people keep comparing photos of her then and now, and what two very different online explanations say about her changing appearance. Plus, a MAGA Makeover Quiz: five “before” photos, and your job is to name them.
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