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Susan Dell Theories on Why She Looks Like That & MAGA Before and After Makeovers · Breaking Absurdity — Today's Top Headlines That Can't Be Unheard. Brought to you by @ItsNotSatire.

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  It's just been 2 days since Susan Dell appeared
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  in the Oval Office, and the internet still can't
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  look away. Today, in breaking absurdity and important
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  public service announcement, Susan Dell is definitely
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  not Stephen Miller. We're also testing your knowledge
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  of MAGA makeovers with 5 before photos for you
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  to identify. And finally, the internet has some
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  theories about Susan Dell's transformation. Some
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  of them are almost plausible. When I first posted
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  a reel of Susan Dell in the Oval Office, I started
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  noticing something in the comments. People kept
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  comparing her to Stephen Miller. Facebook, TikTok,
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  YouTube, Instagram, different platforms, same
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  comparison. So, in the interest of responsible
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  journalism, it's time for an official fact check.
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  Susan Dell is definitely not Stephen Miller.
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  She is, in fact, Susan Dell. And I'll share my
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  theory on why the internet even thought that
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  in the first place. Stay with me. But this wasn't
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  the first time Susan Dell had captured the internet's
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  attention. A few months earlier, she appeared
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  in the Oval Office while Trump was talking about
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  TikTok. I made a reel focusing almost entirely
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  on her facial expressions. It took me about 5
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  minutes, but it went on to become my biggest
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  TikTok reel. And here's the interesting part,
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  people were fascinated by her before many of
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  them even knew her name. Her expressions had
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  become the story. I'd argue this was Susan Dell's
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  debut in the MAGA absurdity sphere, and once
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  people started paying attention, they began looking
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  backwards, comparing photographs of Susan Dell
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  then and now. According to the internet, this
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  is Susan Dell in the 90s. And this is her in
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  the mid 2000s. And this was her at the White
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  House the other day. Granted 30 years is a long
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  time, but some people say the difference is so
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  striking that they barely recognize her. And
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  I can definitely see their point, she does look
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  different. But what caused it? Is it just natural
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  aging? Is it plastic surgery? Is it some new
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  drug? The internet has theories. We'll come back
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  to those. Because Susan Dell isn't the only woman
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  in Trump's orbit whose appearance has become
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  a subject of online fascination. So I've put
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  together a little quiz. Five women, five before
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  photos, all associated with the MAGA universe.
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  Your job is to identify them. I'd call this quiz
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  moderately difficult because I've made 50 episodes
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  of Breaking Absurdity and I didn't even get all
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  of them right. Okay, let's get going. Here's
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  our first one. Now this one's interesting because
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  she hasn't always been MAGA and she did become
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  a familiar face on Fox News. Now this one's slightly
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  easier. She's a former South Dakota governor
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  whose political career took her to Washington.
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  And now this one married into the Trump family
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  and went on to help lead the Republican Party.
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  And she's a former television news presenter
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  who became one half of a billionaire power couple.
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  And finally, a far -right activist known for
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  provocative stunts and an unusually close association
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  with Trump. So be sure to write your answers
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  in the comments and we'll do the big reveal at
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  the end. I'll give you a second to do that now.
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  Going back to Susan Dell, her recent appearance
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  generated plenty of discussion about the Trump
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  accounts she was there to promote, a program
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  presented as a way to support the financial future
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  of America's children. But online, the discussion
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  took a rather different direction. People wanted
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  to know why she looked so different from older
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  photographs, and the internet has produced enough
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  theories to fill a small medical conference.
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  Well, the bangs haven't changed, but everything
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  else has. I mean, hi, it's Dr. Jenna. Welcome
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  back to Celebrity Review. Today we have Susan
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  Dell, very highly requested, so we're finally
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  here. So let's start at the top and go down.
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  Well, bangs are the same, so we can't see the
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  forehead, but let's look at the brows. So if
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  you look at the brows, see how the brows are
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  like in the same place? She's obviously aged,
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  her brows should go down, and that skin should
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  fall forward. As you can see, the brows are in
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  the same place. So we know that she's had a brow
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  lift. And then also, with that brow lift, this
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  tissue has been taken out. So she's had an upper
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  bluff with the brow lift. Now, we've talked about
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  this a million times. See how she has this nice
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  almond -shaped eye? Almond -shaped eye. She lifts
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  the brow up, the tissue is flush. But when they
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  lift the brow up, because we see that she's had
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  a brow lift because it's in the same place, they
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  took the skin out as well. When you don't need
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  to do that, because it would have been flush,
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  and the patient opens their eye and the skin
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  hugs their eyeball, making it very round looking,
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  which is exactly what we see here. See how this
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  looks like? Very round. I call them punched out
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  eyes instead of this almond shaped eye that she
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  has in her before picture. So we're going to
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  add to that pinched out look by, do you guys
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  see in her before picture, she has a little bit
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  of skin here. You can see like the little, so
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  she's had a lower bluff. She's had skin taken
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  out of her lower, a lower bluff, which is skin
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  taken out of your lower eye here. So that's adding
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  to the strange look of the eyes. And then going
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  down the face, if we look at the nose, she's
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  a nice nose. I like her nose. But she's had a
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  rhinoplasty, because you guys see in her after
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  picture, it's crooked over the side, like this.
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  In the before picture, it's straight down. So
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  she's had filler, but it's too low. This is already
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  where she holds her volume, down here when she
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  was younger. And it's like they've added that
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  volume back. to that lower part of her mid -face
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  and then 100 % she's had a lip filler so see
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  her lips are bigger in her after picture and
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  then also she got Botox in her chin she had Botox
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  in her chin here because you see how this lip
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  is pushed up like this on the side that's because
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  they went to lateral with Botox here and it's
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  pushing her lip up right there when she smiles
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  Another creator has a different explanation pointing
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  to a simpler explanation about the drastic change
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  in appearance over the years. For anyone else
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  who was just mindlessly scrolling and then became
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  very alarmed and startled to see Susan Dell's
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  face, let me explain. I'm Dr. Regina Rodman,
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  a double board certified facial plastic surgeon.
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  And for once, this is not a political post. This
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  is not a roast of Susan Dell, although this video
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  is with President Trump. I wanted to come on
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  because I saw a lot of the comments in different
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  posts that like, this is terrible plastic surgery.
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  This is what plastic surgery does to you. I feel
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  the need to come on here and defend myself and
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  my colleagues. This is not plastic surgery. Looking
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  at a comparison from when she was younger. The
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  crazy thing is the brows. That is not surgery.
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  That is not necessarily a brow lift. That is
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  tattooing, microblading, crazy heavy brow pencil,
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  excessive eyeliner. Maybe she's had a blot that's
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  making her have those crazy like super open eyes,
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  but the nose I think actually looks worse. Her
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  lower lip droops a little bit. That happens with
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  age. Her face shape is largely the same. This
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  isn't plastic surgery. This is a lot of just
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  weird makeup. But you look at her in that photo
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  we just saw of the after, even compared to now,
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  this is massive fat loss in the face. This is
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  excessive fat loss in the face. And I don't know
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  what's happening with her. It doesn't matter.
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  She's a human being. Something is happening that
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  is not right. And it's really mostly fat loss.
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  You can see in these photos, even she's always
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  been lean, but you can see kind of the girth
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  in her midsection in her arms. even very lean,
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  she now she's got on puffy sleeves but she almost
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  looks like a skeleton. That's what's happening
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  to her face. We see here every bone in her face,
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  every bone in her cheek, her jawline. I can see
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  every muscle of animation that you usually can't
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  see those in people because we have a little
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  bit of subcutaneous fat covering it. We can see
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  Every ring of her trachea. That's not plastic
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  surgery. There's no plastic surgery that makes
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  Skeleton izes your trachea. In fact, I do a surgery
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  to take down the anus Apple but not that what
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  you're seeing here that looks Disconcerting is
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  she looks like a skeleton. She has no facial
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  fat She's painted in a lot of eyebrow and a lot
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  of eye But I mean literally you could see every
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  bone in her face That's not plastic surgery.
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  That's excessive, potentially dangerous level
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  of fat loss. So two competing theories. One person
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  says plastic surgery. The other person says radical
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  weight loss. But we actually don't know what
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  caused the massive difference. But what we do
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  know is everyone really cares and apparently
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  they won't adjourn until they've considered every
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  possibility. Now that we've overanalyzed one
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  woman's mysterious transformation more thoroughly
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  than an Epstein File redaction committee, let's
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  turn our attention to five more women in the
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  MAGA universe whose before and after photos deserve
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  a little scrutiny. It's time to reveal the answers
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  to our MAGA makeover quiz. Okay, here's our first
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  woman, and you remember she wasn't always MAGA.
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  She actually was married to Gavin Newsom for
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  a while. We're talking about Kimberly Guilfoyle.
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  Here's her before and after. I'd love to hear
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  in the comments if you recognized her. And our
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  next one, which I think a lot of you probably
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  got her, because she was huge in the media last
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  year, but we're talking about Kristi Noem, former
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  Secretary of Homeland Security, who was better
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  known as Ice Barbie. And up next, I'm going to
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  give you another little hint about this one.
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  This one might be a dead ringer for you once
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  you see this clip. That's right, it's none other
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  than Laura Trump, which you probably guessed
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  from that viral clip. Laura Trump is a Fox News
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  presenter and she's married into the Trump family,
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  being the wife of Eric Trump, and apparently
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  likes to sing karaoke. And we advise her to not
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  quit her day job. And who did you think this
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  is? Well this is actually Lauren Sanchez, wife
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  of Jeff Bezos. And lastly, let's reveal who this
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  is, this is actually Laura Loomer. far right
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  activist, and close associate of Donald Trump.
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  So how many did you get right? If you got all
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  five, congratulations. You spent the truly unreasonable
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  amount of time looking at the people orbiting
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  Donald Trump. And if you got none of them, honestly,
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  that might be the healthier outcome. Thanks for
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  watching Breaking Absurdity. And remember, don't
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