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New MAGA-Face Victims Spook America & Trump's Rallys Go Downhill
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Susan Dell had her moment last week, and now the internet is asking who the other women in Trump world are. This episode covers two more Trump administration figures who have become online obsessions: SBA head Kelly Loeffler, whose neck people say looks longer in newer photos, and Barbara Thornhill, whose eyelid became a topic during her confirmation hearing. Then the internet puts them together with Susan Dell in an AI-made dance video. Meanwhile, Trump walks right past his waiting limo…
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