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Melania and Donald Trump's Kiss Fail & JD Vance Fails to Explain Katie Zacharia
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Trump is negotiating some very difficult diplomatic relations, and they’re happening in his own marriage. A Rose Garden moment between Donald and Melania gets the sports-replay treatment, followed by our AI-voiced “reconstruction” of what they might have been saying, based on absolutely no evidence. Meanwhile, the MAGA AI dance crew adds a new member, JD Vance struggles to explain what went wrong with Katie Zacharia, and the internet has theories about how she got the job. The universe…
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