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Nicky Minaj as White House Press Secretary?
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Nicki Minaj travels with Trump and speaks at his Michigan rally, and the White House communications director jokes that they may have found their next press secretary. The internet runs with it, from a Jabba the Hutt edit to AI-voiced "press briefings." Meanwhile, Trump's poll numbers look rocky as the midterms approach, Susan Dell keeps turning up in AI dance videos, and an AI creator turns Obama's cheesecake factory joke into a full song. The universe, once again, has a sense of humor…
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