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Jack Smith Triumphed At Senate + More "Leaked" Audio of Melania and Donald Trump
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Jack Smith told the Senate he has proof beyond a reasonable doubt that Trump committed serious crimes, and a GOP senator responded by grilling him about an NBA game. Between the perjury accusations, the "dirtbag" insult, and Amy Klobuchar realizing the senator may have confused the Atlanta Hawks with the Iowa Hawkeyes, the hearing got weird fast. Then Sen. Kennedy arrived with the questions America was really waiting for: the Tooth Fairy, the Easter Bunny, and Jimmy Hoffa. Meanwhile, Trump…
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