Shows / The Hake Report
The Hake Report
Discussing "news" from a Christian "alpha male" viewpoint. (No endorsement implied. Info may be false.) James Hake shares his takes on The Hake Report — part of Jesse Lee Peterson's network.
thehakereport.substack.com
Episodes
The Hake ReportTrue Freedom of Speech | Tue 3-24-26
Trump on Mueller: True freedom of speech. Hake’s Israel-Iran “epistemology” gets criticized. Differences between Future Prez and TC, and that gal. OF founder…
The Hake ReportIs Bibi Not Manly? | Mon 3-23-26
The Hake Report, Monday, March 23, 2026 AD 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:03:35) Iran war, Mueller RIP * (0:06:07) 🎶 Hey, guys! * (0:08:29) 🗞️ DHS, ICE…
The Hake ReportWhat Those Girls Did to That Man | Fri 3-20-26
News: RIP Chuck Norris; Space ship slow roll; Trump’s next top guys. Caller turns on Trump because of Hake and Israel?! The late Cesar Chavez gets MeToo’d from…
The Hake ReportKnowledge Without Wisdom | Thu 3-19-26
Trump, looking out for Iran, Israel, and Qatar! Wild-haired boy: “Hey, Lebron, can you sign my shoe? Please?” IG: Tornadoes and hail footage. Callers try to…
The Hake ReportSkilled Liars | Wed 3-18-26
Several headlines: AI Bibi? Juliana “Forget Trump” Stratton, next black female Senator? Iran war propaganda: Trump vs NATO? The Hake Report, Wednesday, March…
The Hake ReportA Bunch of Perceived Wrongs | Tue 3-17-26
Callers vent about Israel, Iran war, and white Americans. Is Islam closer to Christianity than Judaism? Can a brother walk in the suburb with a boombox without…
The Hake ReportEverybody Has the Wrong Idea | Mon 3-16-26
Identity is an idol. Jesus’ color is a silly argument. Muslims’ false belief about Christ? Jesse Jackson’s “celebration of life” turned to political griping!…
The Hake ReportDo Kids Go to Heaven? | Fri 3-13-26
Do many whites think Jesus was white? Why black Americans are more “into” race. Should we be more concerned about children than adults, in war? The Hake…
The Hake ReportNeither Believe Nor Disbelieve | Thu 3-12-26
Take even Trump with a grain of salt. Bowing to African Jesus: A liberal question? Maze mentions the late great Stepin Fetchit and Kash Patel’s eyes. The Hake…
The Hake ReportAre Washcloths Necessary? | Wed 3-11-26
Stereotypes: Smoke alarms vs wash cloths. Pop culture smears the South. Why is questioning the H— illegal? Support Nick and Israel? Would you bow to Jesus? Is…
The Hake ReportWould You Bow to a Black Jesus? | Tue 3-10-26
History with no agenda? “Jesus was a POC.” Isn’t it a stupid question, whether Hake took the $7K? “No other President” can do what Trump does! The Hake Report…
The Hake ReportMonkey on Your Back | Mon 3-9-26
History denial/propaganda. Quit 30 days: “monkey on your back!” Iran school bombed near base? Jesse Jackson funeral: No politics, please? The Hake Report…
The Hake ReportLost in Matterless Affairs | Fri 3-6-26
European Israelites? Kristi Noem gossip. Markwayne Mullin vs union “thug”? Be a better father? The high-IQ direct line to Trump? (s/o DC Talk, Weds too) The…
The Hake ReportShocked at Your Lack of History | Thu 3-5-26
Concern-trolling Iran war. Our Future Prez and Our Greatest Prez love America. CA and TX: Aztlán? Ever had a torta? Were WWII Allies Antifa? The Hake Report…
The Hake ReportIran War: Will It Help or Hurt? | Wed 3-4-26
Is America Babylon? Bad to mock a stutter? Are drugs Christian? Iran or Mexico: Who’s worse for America? Hadiths: Muhammad’s water miracle. The Hake Report…
The Hake ReportEgos and Losers | Tue 3-3-26
Egos argue about Iran and Trump. True Israelite lineage: black, white, or Jewish? Was Elvis a paid Shabbos goy? BTW: All immigrants are not equal! The Hake…
The Hake ReportPresident of Peace | Mon 3-2-26
Trump struck Khamenei (and Ahmadinejad?). “Iraq 2.0”? Did Trump promise not to go to war with Iran? Do you feel betrayed? The Hake Report, Monday, March 2…
The Hake ReportEnd of Black History Month | Fri 2-27-26
Here for black entertainment! Identities divide. Mixing: OK or bad? “One on Christ”? End of BHM: JLP, Obama, Ruby Ridges… The Hake Report, Friday, February 27…
The Hake ReportWe Don't Know the Real Story | Thu 2-26-26
Voting at age 60? Our Future President: mixed? Surface-level thrills: just bashing. Women’s politics, Jesus’ politics? RIP Jimmie Lee Jackson, Viola Liuzzo. 😔…
The Hake ReportWatch Yourself | Wed 2-25-26
Fit white pothead met his goals, but took “degenerate” personally. Future President’s “Epstein” quarter-zip is a joke! Are my donors your business? The Hake…
The Hake ReportAre Gummy Bears Christian? | Tue 2-24-26
Boomers hash it out with “constructive criticism.” Taking something to calm down? Epstein accusers were grown. They’re infantilizing teens. Our Future…
The Hake ReportNew Generation MESS | Mon 2-23-26
Mexico in terror after fatal failed attempt to capture cartel boss: “victory”? Is fresh meat quality down lately? Viola Liuzzo’s Voting Rights Act. Hake and…
The Hake ReportCourts Ruining the Country | Fri 2-20-26
What does conservatism mean nowadays? So-called “Supreme Court” strikes down Trump tariffs. Stonewalling marriage. Judging brainwashed people. JLP caller…
The Hake ReportNone of Your Business | Thu 2-19-26
Everybody got their own "Jesus." Healing for the sick? Should Christians not preach in Israel? Did Hake take the money? "Reparations." Anti-discrimination…
The Hake ReportLove and Humility: Misunderstood | Wed 2-18-26
“Separation of Church and State”: Same-sex marriage? Mormon bashes Trinitarians and Trump! Hake gets yelled at! Love your enemy: “Sissy talk!” The Hake Report…
The Hake Report'I Am Somebody' | Tue 2-17-26
Biden’s job numbers: Illegal? Communism subverted Christianity, conservatism, and U.S. history. RIP Jesse Jackson, “towering” figure, per CNN! The Hake Report…
The Hake ReportSo Everything's a Big Joke to You | Mon 2-16-26
“Conservative” Obama voter, OK with “same-sex marriage,” rehashed. White callers pat each other on the back. Trans “parent,” Grand Prairie. Moonlight is cooler…
The Hake ReportKing of the Jungle | Fri 2-13-26
Black “Conservative”? SAVE Act: “Call your Senators.” Trump, King of the Jungle! “Latinos are better than whites.” Epstein hype believer. “Activist judge”…
The Hake ReportHidden Contributors | Thu 2-12-26
Black History Month is boomer bait: Undue credit and blame. Did Revelation happen? Courts usher in communism. “Evolution is obviously false.” Don’t be a hater…
The Hake ReportCreated to Serve | Wed 2-11-26
Trump, father of the country, let mama take the kids. Caller convo: Detroit’s destruction. Who’s “fixated”? Was one “created to serve” another? The Hake…
The Hake ReportThe Mama Spirit | Tue 2-10-26
Mothers blame social media. Lenient judge, rude convict. Epstein’s voice, 2019! Unchristian morality. Conservatism? Bad Bunny’s divisive Halftime show? The…
The Hake ReportIn Your Face | Mon 2-9-26
Everybody talking about Bad Bunny’s Spanish-language Halftime show. No justice in America: Court bias, Left-wing uprising, Kirk and Rockwell. Can’t hear the…
The Hake ReportCrishaun the Don: Truth, Justice, and America First | Fri 2-6-26
GUEST: Crishaun the Don going to war with Groypers! MLK smiled at Mahalia Jackson’s “Joshua Fought The Battle Of Jericho.” No such thing as “your logic”! The…
The Hake ReportI Rebuke You in the Name of Jesus | Thu 2-5-26
Alt theories on the Bible: Serpent’s seed? O.T. God? Sonya Massey and Sean Grayson: Both wrong? Who’s worse: Epstein or Muhammad? The Hake Report, Thursday…
The Hake ReportWhite and Black Men Hash It Out | Wed 2-4-26
Sean Grayson, political prisoner? Callers discuss: Whose country is America? “Conservative” Obama voter? Who is the biggest problem? The Hake Report…
The Hake ReportA Man with Anger | Tue 2-3-26
Sean Grayson deserve 20 years? FE: curved water? 1870s black inventions. Is a 13yo innocent? The Hake Report, Tuesday, February 3, 2026 AD 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS…
The Hake ReportDon't Hate Your Home | Mon 2-2-26
Hating home… RIP H. K. Edgerton… FE gets dunked-on… Don Lemon and terrorized church people… Segregation: Is it about character? The Hake Report, Monday…
The Hake ReportMen Aren't Overly Dramatic | Fri 1-30-26
Unmask & bodycam ICE? “Free Luigi”? Trump, father of the world, put war with Iran on calendar?! Mountain lion in SF? It’s OK not to have an opinion or watch…
The Hake ReportWorst HAKE Ever | Thu 1-29-26
Hake got caught not paying attention. 🙈 Long calls with ICE incident critics, two Brians. Black Americans. Alex Pretti. Ashli Babbitt. Iran is Iraq? The Hake…
The Hake ReportNow You Know How We Feel | Wed 1-28-26
Calls: Interracial attraction and rap culture. Trump has no stomach to stay strong…? Tender-hearted discussion about Alex Pretti and police. The Hake Report…
The Hake Report'Conspiracy of Concealment' | Tue 1-27-26
Keith Green: Jesus is the Way. Crime in the North, 1950s: Less in the South! On r—, s—, and lies in history. Minneapolis: Fatal foolishness. The Hake Report…
The Hake ReportGood Ones | Mon 1-26-26
RIP Alex Pretti: Libs excited. Ever play dumb to fit in? A white man and black Jewish Christian talk. Haters have their “good ones,” based on judgment. Some…
The Hake ReportI Hear the Welfare in His Voice | Fri 1-23-26
Hake is not into callers getting personal, but they do: Gossip and slander. “Can’t we all just get along?” 57 symbols on a Brooklyn playground?! Church protest…
The Hake ReportAlways Doing What's Right | Thu 1-22-26
Mud huts in 2026. Black-white relations. Jewish Americans doing what’s right? Immigration’s effect on the black community: Not worth mentioning? The Hake…
The Hake ReportWho's Your Commander? | Wed 1-21-26
Caller wars drag on. Black lib and angry white hold a Christian discussion. Not Norman Rockwell! IShowSpeed vs dad: American. Slow. The Hake Report, Wednesday…
The Hake ReportAdversaries Coming Together | Tue 1-20-26
Whites and blacks come together to reason with one another here! Advice for dealing with 18yo wayward spoiled son? Reaction to yesterday’s fiery caller Mark…
The Hake ReportMLK is STILL divisive! | Mon 1-19-26
Scarface was Cuban, not Italian. Poor Hasidic Jews, NYC. Do we evil men knowingly lie? Mark “The Legend” calls on MLK Day! The Hake Report, Monday, January 19…
The Hake Report"Be Good" | Fri 1-16-26
Calls: Noise assault, and other crime. Distracted vaxx theorists. Trump’s gesture to PDF protector accuser? OK? Mark Ruffalo pin for Renee Good. The Hake…
The Hake ReportCrime Is a Tool of the Left | Thu 1-15-26
Callers talking sense. Malcolm X had the wrong attitude: We ARE weaker when one is sick! Did Italians start “no-snitch culture”? Scott Adams’ viral statements…
The Hake ReportVery Badly Treated | Wed 1-14-26
Trump criticized Civil Rights. Errol Musk warned against a white minority. The black mindset… from rap? Are Southerners more down to earth? The Hake Report…
The Hake ReportReckless Disregard for Fellowman | Tue 1-13-26
RIP Scott Adams. “Renee Good” discussion. Ashli Babbitt? Walking stick! Reddit: broken windows policing, please! “Coal pop!” -Sweet Brown The Hake Report…
The Hake ReportThe Hard Way | Mon 1-12-26
Scott Adams turned Christian, dying? Trump: Getting Greenland from Denmark, not Russia or China. Hake’s favorite phrase(s)? “Autistic” Barbie. Cop cussed! The…
The Hake ReportCanada Poisoned the North's Mind | Fri 1-9-26
Canada poisoned the North’s minds! Punchie TV praise! Gov’t-mother collusion. Did Tim Walz fear fragging? ICE agent dragged! Lesbian unity on politics. The…
The Hake ReportReckless Communists | Thu 1-8-26
We discuss the passing of Renee Good, who drove at an ICE agent, and the Antifa-type protests. Maduro said: Happy New Year! The Hake Report, Thursday, January…
The Hake ReportBlind Judgment | Wed 1-7-26
Philip Yancey affair. Ronnie judges ignoramuses. Mickey Rourke doesn’t want charity! Mt Baldy danger. Was Rosa Parks fit? Adam looked like Vin Diesel? The Hake…
The Hake ReportNick Shirley Redeems Utah | Tue 1-6-26
I now understand grouchy older guys. Grok: Language is political. Nick Shirley, young Mormon YouTuber! Somalis, Tim Walz, Maduro, and fake UPS crime. The Hake…
The Hake ReportIs Trump a Doormat? | Mon 1-5-26
I’m back! Trump grabbed Maduro! Fraud in America! I like how Tish James pronounces Zohran Kwame Mamdani. Does God answer prayer? Is Trump a doormat? The Hake…
The Hake ReportSee You Next Year | Tue 12-23-25
Christmas/Christian songs. Parents raising “bad” kids, giving “bad” gifts. “Wife guys.” Kids stealing vs borrowing cars. Bolshevik diversity? The Hake Report…
The Hake ReportIt's Warmer in Jail | Mon 12-22-25
Crime going wild: Need tough guys! Trump’s EEOC anti-discrimination. Pastor faces jail housing homeless in church illegally! No heaven for non-FE! Narcissist…
The Hake ReportPilgrim's Christmas | Fri 12-19-25
Messy start. Trump’s pot plan? Christmas: condemned in the Bible? FE space and sunset denier claims the sun is amongst the clouds! The Hake Report, Friday…