Worst HAKE Ever | Thu 1-29-26

The Hake Report · Jan 29, 2026 · 1h 54m

Hake got caught not paying attention. 🙈 Long calls with ICE incident critics, two Brians. Black Americans. Alex Pretti. Ashli Babbitt. Iran is Iraq?

The Hake Report, Thursday, January 29, 2026 AD

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(0:00:00) Start

(0:03:38) Patience? NOT!

(0:04:15) 🎶 Hey, guys! Teeth tee!

(0:06:37) 📞 WILLIAM 7: Punchie Penguin

(0:12:09) W7: Jesus is not God billboard

(0:15:36) W7: FE. Copernicus. I’m not angry. You’re not paying attention!

(0:18:20) 📞 BRIAN, NOLA: ICE doing too much. How about Jacob Frey?

(0:26:48) B: New Orleans crime…

(0:34:49) B: Silliness of…

(0:40:50) B: Trump

(0:42:21) 📞…