Good Ones | Mon 1-26-26

The Hake Report · Jan 26, 2026 · 1h 54m

RIP Alex Pretti: Libs excited. Ever play dumb to fit in? A white man and black Jewish Christian talk. Haters have their “good ones,” based on judgment. Some people want hate!

The Hake Report, Monday, January 26, 2026 AD

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(0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer

(0:02:23) 🙏 RIP Alex Pretti

(0:05:17) 🎶 Hey, guys! Daddy didn’t leave… LOCK YOUR DOOR

(0:10:21) 📞 JERMAINE, Canada: Weather! Greta…

(0:12:56) J: Nick prediction

(0:14:03) J: Ye song in club

(0:17:13) 📞 KEN, IL: Dems’ new G. Floyd for midterms

(0:22:31) K: Dumbing oneself down… 45 on nightstand, for…

(0:26:15) 📞 ALLEN, MI: Rockwell…