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Are Gummy Bears Christian? | Tue 2-24-26

Boomers hash it out with “constructive criticism.” Taking something to calm down? Epstein accusers were grown. They’re infantilizing teens. Our Future President knows.

The Hake Report, Tuesday, February 24, 2026 AD

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* (0:04:51) 📞 DAVID, Ocala, FL: Billy Chemirmir story

* (0:09:00) D: “False prophet”? Israel… Tucker? Cruz, Huckabee

* (0:14:35) D: Hating them is wrong

* (0:16:05) 📞 MARK & DAVID: Voting Rights Act, unconstitutional; Who’s worse?

* (0:18:25) M vs D… to chill out? Zionist or Islam? God’s chosen…

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