
Nick Shirley Redeems Utah | Tue 1-6-26
I now understand grouchy older guys. Grok: Language is political. Nick Shirley, young Mormon YouTuber! Somalis, Tim Walz, Maduro, and fake UPS crime.
The Hake Report, Tuesday, January 6, 2026 AD
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(0:00:00) Start
(0:02:42) 🎥 Trash, Disclaimer
(0:04:27) 🎶 Hey, guys! Hake tees
(0:07:07) 📞 DAVID, Ocala, FL: Trying to make you r—cist. Reprobate…
(0:10:35) 🎥 DAVID: Trump: “garbage.” Robbery! CA!
(0:15:55) DAVID: Holiday / B-day crisis
(0:17:00) DAVID: Fake UPS home incident, MN, Jan 2024
(0:21:48) DAVID: Tim Walz, Judge Sarah West… SICK OF IT, OLD, GRUMPY
(0:26:14) DAVID: Obama lies…
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