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Nick Shirley Redeems Utah | Tue 1-6-26

I now understand grouchy older guys. Grok: Language is political. Nick Shirley, young Mormon YouTuber! Somalis, Tim Walz, Maduro, and fake UPS crime.

The Hake Report, Tuesday, January 6, 2026 AD

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(0:02:42) 🎥 Trash, Disclaimer

(0:04:27) 🎶 Hey, guys! Hake tees

(0:07:07) 📞 DAVID, Ocala, FL: Trying to make you r—cist. Reprobate…

(0:10:35) 🎥 DAVID: Trump: “garbage.” Robbery! CA!

(0:15:55) DAVID: Holiday / B-day crisis

(0:17:00) DAVID: Fake UPS home incident, MN, Jan 2024

(0:21:48) DAVID: Tim Walz, Judge Sarah West… SICK OF IT, OLD, GRUMPY

(0:26:14) DAVID: Obama lies…

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