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The Hake Report · Mar 11, 2026 · 1h 54m

Stereotypes: Smoke alarms vs wash cloths. Pop culture smears the South. Why is questioning the H— illegal? Support Nick and Israel? Would you bow to Jesus? Is he black?

The Hake Report, Wednesday, March 11, 2026 AD

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* (0:00:00) Start

* (0:02:17) 💬 Rumble Rant: Smoke Alarm

* (0:06:33) 🎶 Hey, guys!

* (0:09:35) 📞 JOHN, KY: trolling about wash cloths, smelling like dogs

* (0:12:43) 🚫 Meade, VA

* (0:13:13) 📞 DAVID, TX: Kristi Noem, $220M immigration ads

* (0:19:02) D: Chappelle

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