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The Hake Report · Mar 5, 2026 · 1h 54m

Concern-trolling Iran war. Our Future Prez and Our Greatest Prez love America. CA and TX: Aztlán? Ever had a torta? Were WWII Allies Antifa?

The Hake Report, Thursday, March 5, 2026 AD

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* (0:03:58) 🎶 Hey, guys!

* (0:06:23) 📞 MIT, Australia: Countries won’t help us with Iran!

* (0:15:15) M: Why is your mind so busy?

* (0:20:16) M: I love you, mate…

* (0:21:00) 📞 WILLIAM III, CA: Why CNN?

* (0:23:50) W III: Arab nations supporting Israel vs Iran

* (0:26:24) W III: China, Russia, Iran? Black American groups

* (0:30:49) W III: Putin…

* (0:32:25) 📞 HADEN, TX: NJF…