Canada Poisoned the North's Mind | Fri 1-9-26

The Hake Report · Jan 9, 2026 · 1h 54m

Canada poisoned the North’s minds! Punchie TV praise! Gov’t-mother collusion. Did Tim Walz fear fragging? ICE agent dragged! Lesbian unity on politics.

The Hake Report, Friday, January 9, 2026 AD

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* (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimers

* (0:03:26) Hey, guys! I Disavow

* (0:06:21) 📞 MICHAEL, Canada: Height?

* (0:08:35) MICHAEL: Venezuela! … Canada becoming a problem!

* (0:12:43) MICHAEL: Canada poisoned New England’s mind… Maduro grab!

* (0:16:56) 🎥 Maduro met with China who were there that night!

* (0:19:21) 💬 Super: Marry and have children, or be celibate?

* (0:22:12) 📞 LUCAS, CA…