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MLK is STILL divisive! | Mon 1-19-26

Scarface was Cuban, not Italian. Poor Hasidic Jews, NYC. Do we evil men knowingly lie? Mark “The Legend” calls on MLK Day!

The Hake Report, Monday, January 19, 2026 AD

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(0:00:00) Start, Kangaroo, Disclaimer

(0:05:27) Hey, guys!

(0:08:45) 💬 Super: Cuban, not Italian

(0:12:35) They don’t listen, they accuse

(0:14:04) 🗒️ Moon trip: “Making history”

(0:19:32) 📞 JOHN, KY: Sicilians 1500s, Omertà; I don’t lie. Mark. FE.

(0:27:02) JOHN: MLK a great man? Integration. H—.

(0:31:39) JOHN: Scott Adams. Hasidic Jews, NY.

(0:37:19) 📞 WILLIAM, WV: We’d be voting for Dems! Specific criticism…

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