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The Hard Way | Mon 1-12-26

Scott Adams turned Christian, dying? Trump: Getting Greenland from Denmark, not Russia or China. Hake’s favorite phrase(s)? “Autistic” Barbie. Cop cussed!

The Hake Report, Monday, January 12, 2026 AD

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(0:02:17) Scott Adams, others…

(0:05:27) Hey, guys! Crying, lying tee…

(0:07:23) 🗒️ Scott Adams, Pascal’s Wager

(0:14:10) 🎥 Fed chair Jerome Powell swallowing hard

(0:22:22) 💬 Super: Greggatron, fave phrase? 6 7 ?

(0:24:23) 💬 Coffee: Greenland? 🎥 The hard way?

(0:33:25) 🗣️ International law police, Venezuela

(0:37:33) 📸 Christian Sturdivant, 18yo NC ISIS guy…

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