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The Hake Report
Discussing "news" from a Christian "alpha male" viewpoint. (No endorsement implied. Info may be false.) James Hake shares his takes on The Hake Report — part of Jesse Lee Peterson's network.
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Episodes
The Hake ReportLow-Trust Culture Infecting America | Thu 12-18-25
Armenians and other victims. Ivory Coast: French or African greatness? WH Walk of Fame: Petty or true history? Telegony: No s— before marriage! Fraud and theft…
The Hake ReportEveryone's Mom | Wed 12-17-25
Australia’s “North Star”? NBA Coach Steve Kerr on 2A. Good and bad Muslims. Pigs vs sheep. “Epstein” accuser calls-in! Caller doesn’t like caller’s attitude…
The Hake Report'Speaking the Truth in Love' | Tue 12-16-25
More reaction to President Trump’s Truth Social “Truth” on the late, great Rob Reiner. Also: That small Israeli child did NOT spit upon Brandon Tatum! The Hake…
The Hake ReportGone Too Soon | Mon 12-15-25
Terrible incidents in Australia, Brown U., and Brentwood: Rob Reiner and his wife! What’s wrong with us? Emotional. Trump’s “classless” Truth? The Hake Report…
The Hake ReportShould We Not Let People Starve? FreeWillfull vs Hake | Fri 12-12-25
GUEST: FreeWillfull (William) joined Hake on Modern-Day Debate on Trump vs Kamala. Is racism dying? Should we promote equity and not let people starve? The…
The Hake ReportVirginia Is Falling Apart | Thu 12-11-25
Trump’s spirit is more important than his policies. 33 drinks on a cruise?! Cinnabon speech. Virginia falling. Christmas is Christian! African history…
The Hake ReportWho's Your Top Ten Favorite Billionaires? | Wed 12-10-25
Best female billionaire: some ex-wife… or Miriam Adelson, “Israeli-American”? Trump vs MTG: Who betrayed whom? Is it homeless’ own fault? Cinnabon speech?…
The Hake ReportWe're Unprotected | Tue 12-9-25
Buzz: NJF vs Piers Morgan. Tim Pool’s studio shot-at: Scared? Portland: Suspect freed over “N-word” afterward?! “Cinnabon Karen” in Wisconsin! The Hake Report…
The Hake ReportIt's a Trauma Response | Mon 12-8-25
Youngest boomers, oldest Gen X, now 60. Pearl Harbor wedding day. Civilization falling apart: Louvre pipe burst! Chesapeake restaurant-fight discrimination…
The Hake ReportPersecuted Route | Fri 12-5-25
Enoch Burke, Irish non-LGBT teacher? Scamming the soft country, like stealing your prison commissary! Tuskegee Experiments? The Hake Report, Friday, December…
The Hake ReportAll Are Born in Communism | Thu 12-4-25
2015 study: Caucasian middle schoolers bullied. All are born into communism (sin): Seattle’s socialist mayor. Minnesota scams. Pills and lobotomies. Chinese…
The Hake ReportNo Commando Ladies 🙈 | Wed 12-3-25
Hermosa Beach bad kids! Artists take issue with WH memes. Anti-ICE fearmongering. Justice Thomas vs Soros lawyer on pregnancy center targeting. The Hake…
The Hake ReportDon't Say It Too Much, Kids | Tue 12-2-25
Trump asks reporter: “Are you st—?” Obama-Biden’s Afghanistan mess. News: Drug boat drama. CA violence. The Hake Report, Tuesday, December 2, 2025 AD — There…
The Hake ReportHappy Thanksgiving, Ingrates! | Thu 11-27-25
Identities battling in America… Protestant, Catholic, and Jewish? American Indians: Thanksgiving a Day of Mourning? Fake “ragebait” mashup crime story? NOTE…
The Hake ReportBigg Bump Shows the Way | Wed 11-26-25
Allensworth, CA, only with a Booker T Washington mindset. U of Minnesota target family in “Whiteness Pandemic.” The Hake Report, Wednesday, November 26, 2025…
The Hake ReportCloward–Piven Strategy | Tue 11-25-25
Attacks on mankind! USA. Europe. South Africa. Emmett Till. Cloward–Piven strategy: Overwhelm the system, make people suffer and beg for communism! The Hake…
The Hake ReportPromoting My Competitors | Mon 11-24-25
Callers bring up my competitors. Al-Shabaab, MN! Church ladies vs kid. Galileo’s telescope. Man’s union pay and minimum wage. Goebbells’ “lie” quote. The Hake…
The Hake ReportFull of Yourself | Fri 11-21-25
Candace? Louis Till? 10-percent rational. Al Bundy actor got over himself a little! Female ex-fan turned on Trump, JLP, and Hake! Black people fighting over…
The Hake ReportThey're All the Same 🤯 | Thu 11-20-25
Marjorie “Traitor” Cringe Queen! More Emmett Till debate! Immigration changing America. Trump scolds ABC reporter for Saudi prince! The Hake Report, Thursday…
The Hake Report'Quiet, piggy!' | Wed 11-19-25
Know-it-alls in “education.” Did Trump say, “Quiet, piggy!”? Epstein drama. Dems to military: Disobey! Medicaid. Crime. Ardene cusses! The Hake Report…
The Hake ReportMore Arguing with Grok | Tue 11-18-25
Lemme adjust the camera. Prince Andrew railroaded? Hake argues with Grok: “Infrastructure,” communist buzzword. Republicans’ Marxist roots. The Hake Report…
The Hake ReportProtecting Women vs Propagandizing | Mon 11-17-25
Marjorie the queen turns “woman”! Mamdani for your kids! Red Army R’d German gals! Gaza not protecting women, children! The Hake Report, Monday, November 17…
The Hake ReportLiving in Your Head | Fri 11-14-25
Boomers’ home prices. No-talent America: Trump visa talk? Coyote nursed to health. Stevie Nicks’ “repro rights.” Climate scare! The Hake Report, Friday…
The Hake ReportMakers Vs Takers | Thu 11-13-25
Elon vs politician. SNAP vs eyebrow technicians. Trump the utilitarian: America needs foreign talent! Epstein is over! The Hake Report, Thursday, November 13…
The Hake ReportDon't lose your soul! | Wed 11-12-25
From NBA to projects. Kissing feet! 50-year loan? Seattle mayor, female socialist?! Name-calling provoking you to lose your soul! The Hake Report, Wednesday…
The Hake ReportCan't Stop Greatness | Tue 11-11-25
From DJT to NJF! Obamacare and communist sophistry. It’s Veterans Day. 🇺🇸 Marriage and societal decline. The Hake Report, Tuesday, November 11, 2025 AD 🕰️…
The Hake ReportChesterton's Fence | Mon 11-10-25
Justifying Obama’s “marriage equality”? Chesterton’s Fence: Why tear it down? Muslim Americans! Actually, Fuentes is brilliant. Calls/Supers. The Hake Report…
The Hake ReportCrishaun the Don of The Misfit Nation | Fri 11-7-25
GUEST: Crishaun, been awhile! Handling crime like men! Boat strikes, immigration. Mamdani: We needn’t tolerate communism! NJF is angry! The Hake Report…
The Hake ReportYou don't have a right to make Hake nervous | Thu 11-6-25
Are we asleep while taken over? Homeless on the sidewalk! AI watercolor! Washington’s farewell. Nick: “It’s the women.” The Hake Report, Thursday, November 5…
The Hake ReportMamdani is Obama | Wed 11-5-25
We can yet thrive despite the socialist oppression! Ronnie blames Fox News for Obama’s division of the country! Do not judge. Is Nick hateful?! The Hake…
The Hake ReportOur Future President | Tue 11-4-25
Rescue story: Thank cops! Good societies treat J’s well! Nick would! Calls: Elections, voting for women, and the peaceful religion in the West! The Hake…
The Hake ReportRelax, it's not that serious | Mon 11-3-25
They’re overreacting to my competitors! Kim K denies moon landing. Nicki Minaj thanks Trump. Culture of stealing! Jesus is-vs-isn’t God callers. The Hake…
The Hake ReportIs Trump controlled? | Fri 10-31-25
Is Halloween Christian? Trump is compromised! Muhammad MAY be in Heaven! Busy calls… The Hake Report, Friday, October 31, 2025 AD 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS (0:00:00) Start…
The Hake ReportCluster B | Thu 10-30-25
Love is letting go. Children of divorce. Is there one truth? Personality disorders. “Immigrant” welfare. Muhammad in Heaven? Jesus the Son? The Hake Report…
The Hake ReportA day of rest? | Wed 10-29-25
Zohran brainwashing our Podcast Bros! Sabbath: Be quiet. Favorite Jews and Muslims? Disease activism. Pardon Ghislaine? The Hake Report, Wednesday, October 29…
The Hake ReportBirthrate crisis | Tue 10-28-25
Competitors’ interview! Below replacement rate: Out-of-wedlock culture! Squirrels and rabies, watch out! Constructive criticism for ladies. The Hake Report…
The Hake ReportYou oughta pick a pocket or two | Mon 10-27-25
Firefox headlines, hmm. “Matilda the Gorilla” song. Horrible trucker crash! $2K pastor was right?! George Santos’ freed. Tithing? The Hake Report, Monday…
The Hake ReportDo men go to baby showers? | Fri 10-24-25
$2K-demanding pastor?! Black men talking reparations. Out-of-wedlock irresponsibility. NBA gambling mafia scam: FBI. Firmament debunked! The Hake Report…
The Hake ReportIt's FINE to cross your legs! | Thu 10-23-25
Don’t look down on anyone! My, how the culture’s changed! The Wonderful Wizard of Oz: Christian? Immigration, New York, and America. The Hake Report, Thursday…
The Hake ReportMama looking down on boys | Wed 10-22-25
Bernie’s oligarchy. Wannabe governess. Banned words. Hoping for an obit. Trump lights Diwali candle. Eat capybara? S— agenda. The Hake Report, Wednesday…
The Hake ReportThey don't do anything right! 😄 | Tue 10-21-25
Finally, some justice in the gov’t! Never apologize. Mom makes young thief apologize! Poor hated even by neighbor! Rich have many friends! The Hake Report…
The Hake ReportYes, King | Mon 10-20-25
Hake on Modern-Day Debate. Adam Mockler on JLP. NYC debate. “No Kings” protests. “Hunting stand”? Mitch fell! Nancy said, “Shut up”?! 8yo at WNBA?! The Hake…
The Hake ReportMen are the new woman caught in adultery | Fri 10-17-25
Calls: Boomer takes are out! Robert Morris is like the woman caught in adultery! Supers: She wouldn’t let go of her purse! Aghori, ugh! 🙈 More FE denial! The…
The Hake ReportJudging without understanding | Thu 10-16-25
Woman preachers! Everybody judging Robert Morris messed with one young lady decades ago. “Disciple” of JLP? Hake “sings” — “I want to be ninja” — badly. West…
The Hake ReportJoking around with the races | Wed 10-15-25
Busy calls, supers: Maze mess. “Integration” and ignorance. Mexican-American patriot conflicted on ICE and protests in Chicago! FE vs Obvious Globe climate…
The Hake ReportJewish-American appreciation | Tue 10-14-25
Heimlich saves boy! ATV accident. Diddy’s Biden judge, an RBG clerk! Popcorn doesn’t get JLP: Time to divide. Diane Keaton and great J-movies! The Hake Report…
The Hake ReportBigg Bump exposes communists | Mon 10-13-25
Co-host: Bigg Bump on ICE incidents. SNCC 1966 insurrection at Air Force Base! Victimhood. Calls — sorry about missing some of your supers! The Hake Report…
The Hake ReportRedistribution of poor | Fri 10-10-25
Some make good neighbors; others don’t! Art from OH explains! Bernie supports the shutdown for socialism! Poor and godless society. The Hake Report, Friday…
The Hake ReportA sad smile | Thu 10-9-25
FBI, Nat’l Guard, put to good use! Everybody’s communist, until we repent. Heated argument with Grok. Katie Porter’s kid’s smile. The Hake Report, Thursday…
The Hake ReportPassive-aggressive politicians | Wed 10-8-25
Brandon Johnson: passive-aggressive politician. Pierre Poilievre pronunciation. Greta Thunberg. Police, ICE, and women in the garden. 3I/ATLAS comet. The Hake…
The Hake ReportSelective empathy | Tue 10-7-25
Back pain? Stretch and exercise tips. October 7th: “selective empathy” for Palestine (or Israel). (Callers hearing static!) Hake defends WIC bashing. The Hake…
The Hake ReportBoo, WIC! | Mon 10-6-25
Black pilled? Hamas deal? Hand up for the left-handed? Helping women? Conversion therapy: “discredited”? Watch Rambo? The Hake Report, Monday, October 6, 2025…
The Hake ReportI may be wrong about the Irish | Fri 10-3-25
Callers on fear. Countries’ leaders shooting their people in the foot! Refugees-turned-leaders! Anti-2A Canada! The Hake Report, Friday, October 3, 2025 AD…
The Hake ReportHake News *is* fake news! | Thu 10-2-25
Another day, another terror. 🥱 Jane Goodall is NOT Gorillas in the Mist gal! 🤯 Looking for the truth, but won’t pray?! Jewish-Muslim-Christian talk. The Hake…
The Hake ReportTeam Catholic! | Wed 10-1-25
Nepal’s 2yo goddess?! Pope Leo: Reddit atheist for Dick Durbin? On Tina Kotek, JK Rowling, Emma Watson, and Lady Gaga. The Hake Report, Wednesday, October 1…
The Hake ReportAuthority allows freedom | Tue 9-30-25
Lionizing Assata Shakur. Would the founders be pro-full-auto? Guys’ afros and long hair? ICE pushed a woman down. Is Trump stronger now? The Hake Report…
The Hake ReportThe depths of mama within | Mon 9-29-25
Intellectuals. Ex-bf: “I want to wish them well.” TikTok livestream horror! “Our new country’s gonna be GREAT!” Autistic mother fights back! The Hake Report…
The Hake ReportSlipping, falling, can't get up | Fri 9-26-25
The top men in America are banned! Calls: more in-fighting over J-blame! Turning the other cheek. Blind smearing of Charlie! TIMESTAMPS (0:00:00) Start…
The Hake ReportChristians vs Christians | Thu 9-25-25
A couple of angry “right-wingers” call. Crack down on “first-time offenders” and fare jumpers! Christians vs Christians over Jews! TIMESTAMPS (0:00:00) Start /…
The Hake ReportFaking forgiveness | Wed 9-24-25
Contrived “forgiveness.” Anti-ICE terror! Eager to believe a lie? Black Jackson, MS. Sad and angry about Charlie Kirk. Israel-bashing Canadian. TIMESTAMPS…