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The Hake Report
Discussing "news" from a Christian "alpha male" viewpoint. (No endorsement implied. Info may be false.) James Hake shares his takes on The Hake Report — part of Jesse Lee Peterson's network.
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Episodes
The Hake ReportHaters judgin' | Tue 9-23-25
Jasmine Crockett spouting ego! Charlie Kirk–Jimmy Kimmel fallout: false info! Dolly Parton on Appalachian families! TIMESTAMPS (0:00:00) Start: Rosh Hashanah…
The Hake ReportFrustrated at a lack of success | Mon 9-22-25
You succeed; you want more. Trump at Charlie Kirk rally: "Hate"?! Anglosphere recognizes Palestine, but not themselves! Obama: Real Presidents bring us…
The Hake ReportSob stories don't work on me | Fri 9-19-25
Jimmy Kimmel, stubborn and angry? Crime stories. Sob stories: Is Gaza a "genocide"? Palestinian protestors, BLM, Charlie Kirk haters… TIMESTAMPS (0:00:00)…
The Hake ReportTrump: Antifa! | Thu 9-18-25
Trump: Antifa is TERRORIST! Chad O. on MLK: Communist. Portland subversion. What's a "fascist"? Emotional "love" is "God-centered." Erika Kirk, female CEO of…
The Hake ReportThe assassin's love | Wed 9-17-25
Caller Ronnie debate: Defund single mothers, to lower crime. Hungry? Can't read? Emotional media has the same "love" as the assassin! Kash Patel debunks…
The Hake ReportCollege 'kids' think they know | Tue 9-16-25
RIP Robert Redford, older lib actor. Charlie Kirk humiliated college "kids"? Chad O: MLK's communism. Europe "occupied." Spreading bad moods. TIMESTAMPS…
The Hake ReportThe Liddle Communists winning | Mon 9-15-25
Kathy Hochul for Zohran Mamdani, Trump NOT for cat guy Curtis Sliwa. Long calls: Black and white? Get rid of vote by mail? Haters getting fired! TIMESTAMPS…
The Hake ReportA self-absorbed mindset | Fri 9-12-25
Don't believe what it seems! Assassination-cheering man? TMZ. Social media witch hunts. The black mindset vs Charlie Kirk, a conservative Christian. TIMESTAMPS…
The Hake ReportRIP Based King 😔 | Thu 9-11-25
Charlie Kirk assassinated. It's 9/11. Calls peddling theories. 12-13 pushups would upset Arnold. Ticked at viral French videos. Bathrooms vs water fountains…
The Hake ReportDefund single mothers w/ Dylan Burns | Wed 9-10-25
GUEST: Dylan Burns speaks on Ukraine, Trump, wars, city crime and "poverty" in America. Dylan Burns: https://x.com/dylanburns1776 -…
The Hake ReportWe gotta criticize victims | Tue 9-9-25
Fake Trump-Epstein drama. Woman left boyfriend for another! Boy cries at a new dirtbike. Ukrainian refugee victim criticism. E. Jean Carroll is vulgar! Crime…
The Hake ReportKeep your distance! | Mon 9-8-25
"Mushroom murderer." Charlotte train incident: RIP Ukrainian refugee! The dishonest melodrama around "race" and "whiteface." TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start /…
The Hake ReportYou hate more than you love | Fri 9-5-25
Hake News… Watch out for flesh-eating bacteria! Mark confronts Hake on "victims" vs alleged perpetrators! "Kids" are NOT innocent! The Hake Report, Friday…
The Hake ReportI like my communism *competent* | Thu 9-4-25
Y'all fell for "Epstein survivors." Caller says she's God. Is Trump "mama" saving cities from crime? RFK CDC turns competent. "All comedians are liberals."…
The Hake Report'Survivor' is a woman word | Wed 9-3-25
"Epstein survivors" make Nancy Mace cry. Steph Curry's wife, a "party" type of Christian. Atheist-raised thoughts on Christianity. I distrust the gov't AND…
The Hake ReportRashida cussing again | Tue 9-2-25
WARNING: Rashida Tlaib cusses again. (No bleep.) Biden-Obama-Taliban mess in Afghanistan. Fun callers but with personal attacks. Is crime up or down with…
The Hake ReportDon't be indiscriminate! | Mon 9-1-25
Woody Allen and Bill Maher like Trump! Calls and Coffees: Accusers! Discrimination! People in their heads! Slavery was NOT on its way out in the USA! The Hake…
The Hake ReportFeelings don't care about your facts | Fri 8-29-25
Calls: Suspect was lost. Shedding light on anger. Last weekday of Men's History! The lawless accuse Trump of lawlessness! The Hake Report, Friday, August 29…
The Hake ReportNobody's about the Truth | Thu 8-28-25
"Let God be true, and every man a liar." CDC firing. MN Catholic school. "S— Education." Men's History heroes, businessmen. "Trinity" callers. The Hake Report…
The Hake ReportTo this day! | Wed 8-27-25
Art, music — from "daemons"? Men's History: Dana White, James Madison, "To this day!" Scottish teen girl with knife and ax, Lisa Cook firing: Justified. The…
The Hake ReportFinally, a normal President | Tue 8-26-25
Calls: Schmaxine spray in Canada? Men's History heroes and zeroes! Isaac Newton vs the "Trinity." Obamacare, illegal redistribution, and leftist…
The Hake ReportCulture of dishonesty | Mon 8-25-25
Ads clowning men! What's the appeal? Qualms about Vivek's ilk. Discriminate in love! Oppressed? Raja Jackson incident. Dunkin' dogwhistle ad? Lib artists. The…
The Hake ReportApologize to the children! | Fri 8-22-25
VIDEO: YT - Rumble* - Pilled - FB - X - BitChute (Live) - Odysee* PODCAST: Substack - Apple - Spotify - Castbox - Podcast Addict Colonial success and failure…
The Hake ReportSelf-righteous indignation | Thu 8-21-25
The "neckbeard" slur. Save your money! Trump vs Obama on immigration. Blaming the government for your tragedy. Self-righteous indignation against J's! The Hake…
The Hake ReportSteamrolling 'facts' with the TRUTH | Wed 8-20-25
Black woman statues up, Teddy Roosevelt down! Man in the Arena! "Anti-Americanism" in museums and immigration! How to turn down a second date by text!…
The Hake ReportTake it with a grain of salt | Tue 8-19-25
Can't say anything for fear of lawsuits and censorship! I disclaim! Black female Cal State L.A. prez. Trump: Heaven? Criminalize people experiencing…
The Hake Report'Pow! Right in the kisser!' | Mon 8-18-25
Men's History… Is Putin that bad? T Swift's Swedish producers. The "uncomfortable truth" is within. "Pow! Right in the kisser!" The Hake Report, Monday, August…
The Hake Report17 seconds of thinking | Fri 8-15-25
Men's History super chats. News… Drinking is bad for you. 17 seconds of a thought attracts more of the same. FE space denial. 2015 Gaza soccer: Uncivil…
The Hake ReportOur greatest ally 🤲 | Thu 8-14-25
It's no good blaming "our greatest ally." See JLP's prior Azz (RIP) & Enoch interviews! Men's History continues. BQ: Facts vs Truth! Enoch, Azz, & JLP, Jan…
The Hake ReportThey're downplaying crime | Wed 8-13-25
Crime-downplaying black mayors against Trump: Like Brandon Scott (is he not a clown?)! Calls on Men's History, black Americans, and the Kl—n! The Hake Report…
The Hake ReportLoving the J's | Tue 8-12-25
Dating and marriage advice with Hake! Lost "countries" recognize a "Palestinian state"? Hake, why are you so compromised? You getting paid? The Hake Report…
The Hake ReportAustralians on notice | Mon 8-11-25
Men's History: Rodeos, Jesus, N. Fuentes. Space news/history. Australians get called out. Female cop error gets paralyzed criminal money?! The Hake Report…
The Hake ReportShame on 'the poor'? | Fri 8-8-25
Hake News review. The "genocide" debate. Worker shortage? Muslims and Jesus? The Constitution: exposed? The Hake Report, Friday, August 7, 2025 AD TIMESTAMPS *…
The Hake ReportAccusation culture | Thu 8-7-25
"Epstein" hyperventilating, accusation culture. Don't engage with evil. What is "Blasphemy of the Spirit"? Speculation. News: Heroes return to DC? The Hake…
The Hake ReportAvoid the angry snakes! | Wed 8-6-25
Busy calls day: Men's History and nasty accusations. Illegal Irish deported! An appreciative country caller. Caller got into it with a black gal online! Haters…
The Hake ReportThey'll still judge you | Tue 8-5-25
Men's History: Scott Adams! William F Buckley? Tucker vs Fuentes? Trump's fired BLS woman? Bernie and the Princess Bride actor on Gaza drama. The Hake Report…
The Hake ReportLumpenproletariat Gerrymandering | Mon 8-4-25
They're gerrymandering our countries with "immigration"! Flint water: Is it their own fault? Montana bar shooting! Aborsh stories. Vaxx propaganda. The Hake…
The Hake ReportObsession is anger | Fri 8-1-25
Happy MHM! Respect even weak men! N—zi accusations! The anger of obsession. Black WHM heroes? Discussion on J's, Muslims. The Hake Report, Friday, August 1…
The Hake ReportPossibly white | Thu 7-31-25
Last day of WHM. Don't interpret people as nice/nasty! Watch out for certain crowds and painkillers! Hulk Hogan drama: Mike Tyson or Joey Swoll? The Hake…
The Hake ReportTop 1000 fave J's! | Wed 7-30-25
Musical, U.S. history, and Jewish WHM contributions! Ronnie criticizes fearful, hateful hearts. Slavery, Civil War, present crime, and the basic right of…
The Hake ReportHeroes & Ladies of W History | Tue 7-29-25
Calls: Women. More WHM heroes and ladies. Poverty mindset vs "middle class." Cool AI "Hake" song! Caitlin Clark stalker sentenced. Which is worse: Slavery or…
The Hake ReportWho's worse: Henry Ford or John Brown? | Mon 7-28-25
Ball earth proof. Calls: POC's in govt! Return to the Land. Crime rates. WHM "honorable" mentions, from Henry Ford to John Brown! Hake on Caledonian Elixir…
The Hake ReportInsatiable egos don't stop | Fri 7-25-25
Callers: Crime stories, WHM contributions, movies and stars, Elizabeth Cady Stanton, and yet more Epstein-Trump nonsense speculation: Check out Michael Tracey…
The Hake ReportFiery Third Rail Omar on J's and Christians | Thu 7-24-25
GUEST: Third Rail with Omar on a supposed "Epstein list," Trump, Israel's war in Gaza, Christian white Americans — and speaks Arabic to Copts in Egypt! The…
The Hake ReportNazi-Commie Liberals | Wed 7-23-25
Nazi-Commie liberals get caught up! WHM heroines. More "Epstein" arguing. 🙄 Jacksonville traffic stop punch! Based boomer Trump. The Hake Report, Wednesday…
The Hake ReportBe white, not liberal | Tue 7-22-25
WHM heroes (and villains?) — The Cosby Show. YouTube. Toyota. Novelist Victor Hugo. Epstein drama: Take thoughts captive. Don't be liberal. The Hake Report…
The Hake ReportLiars talking 'history' | Mon 7-21-25
History written by "Fake News"! WHM heroes and bad guys. Is 120 IQ good? Liars: Adam Schiff? Leslie Stahl? Maria Salazar? MLK? RIP Theo Cosby! The Hake Report…
The Hake ReportUnderstanding, not 'empathy'! | Fri 7-18-25
No more option 3 for 988! Obama pushes "empathy"! Calls: No longer "trust the plan"? Little Caesars for Hake's birthday? White activist likes Jewish Trump pick…
The Hake ReportYeah, maybe blackmail, but I trust Trump | Thu 7-17-25
Callers wish Hake a happy b-day, and talk ancient history including the Epstein "conspiracy theory," the Civil War, and WHM heroes! The Hake Report, Thursday…
The Hake ReportEpstein conspiracy THRILL! | Wed 7-16-25
Ana Navarro, accusatory woman! Caller woman links ex-bf and Q to Epstein theories. Former "judges" against Trump's pick, Emil Bove! The Hake Report, Wednesday…
The Hake ReportI'm not playing dumb, I am dumb! | Tue 7-15-25
I admit that I am dumb and ignorant about the Epstein files! (How about you?) Aren't you guys going too crazy about it? Ignoring your own evil! The Hake…
The Hake ReportWatch the speculation | Mon 7-14-25
Callers harp on this supposed "Epstein List" that Trump won't release. But does anybody really care about "protecting children"? Stay with God. The Hake…
The Hake ReportCrishaun debunks Epstein conspiracy | Fri 7-11-25
GUEST: Crishaun the Don on the "Epstein List" drama and Trump. Calls: Big Beautiful Bill border security, not a $2T problem? The Hake Report, Friday, July 11…
The Hake ReportWe haven't corroborated any of this! | Thu 7-10-25
Men's work: tunnels, trees… WHM heroes, per B&W callers! Trump withstood the same attacks as the KKK! Placeboing: "That sucks!" Epstein List: "nothingburger"?…
The Hake ReportGirly Christian gals 👍 | Wed 7-9-25
Women, so disrespectful! Whose physique: Hake or Mahomes? They do lie about R— … Girly Christian conversion: Real? Lauren Daigle: Liberal? The Hake Report…
The Hake ReportTrump, W History hero! | Tue 7-8-25
Revoke citizenship? Trump: W History hero! Epstein: Who cares? Guadalupe River floods, Katy Perry breakup, and worse! UFC at the White House? Sure! The Hake…
The Hake ReportWhen did you notice America's decline? | Mon 7-7-25
When did America seem great in your lifetime? Political subversion! French police slashing boats of "migrants"! White Cliffs of Dover and FE… Blue Ridge…
The Hake ReportIt just looks wrong! | Fri 7-4-25
Black fathers pushing strollers, barrrrf! Robert E. Lee: hero or loser? Dunking on the Deaf community!? War is not good, usually! Land of Cush/Kush: It's in…
The Hake ReportSign language looks ridiculous | Thu 7-3-25
Sign language looks silly. Would Trump pardon Diddy? Are murders down? If so, why? Trump's Iran bombing blew over, right? Capital punishment? The Hake Report…
The Hake ReportT Swift, come get Tennessee! | Wed 7-2-25
So white, not to be into it! Mayors, not "intimidated" by Trump! RIP Jimmy Swaggart. Trotsky out-Marxed Marx! Anti-bullying law in TN?! "Reading is bad for…