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The Hake Report
Discussing "news" from a Christian "alpha male" viewpoint. (No endorsement implied. Info may be false.) James Hake shares his takes on The Hake Report — part of Jesse Lee Peterson's network.
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Episodes
The Hake ReportHeyyyyy | Tue 7-1-25
Freedom of speech squelched for MONEY and acceptance. Trotsky pushed "racism," not Tolstoy! Dying civilization! Tartarian conspiracy. Space denial. The Hake…
The Hake ReportWhat did Jesus mean? | Mon 6-30-25
Ill-willed people! John McAfee: pot, the drug of illusion! Leo Tolstoy: Idea pushed by evil vs good? Bodybuilders debate "reps in reserve." The Hake Report…
The Hake ReportI don't even know | Fri 6-27-25
Don't even know what's real anymore! Fake news, AI, dictionary. Juneteenth is no good for blacks, blacks! Paul, Muhammad, Joseph Smith, and the "Word of God"?…
The Hake ReportCrishaun & Hake cringe for Israel | Thu 6-26-25
GUEST: Crishaun the Don criticizes obsessed anti-Israel critics of Trump. Is the Bible the "Word of God"? Earth is a spinning ball, bro. The Hake Report…
The Hake ReportRadicalized by experience | Wed 6-25-25
New Yorkers' blind pride. Grew up "poor" in a "rough" area, NOT! Calls! Are whites under attack? Joe "banned"! Worry: making the wrong decision? The Hake…
The Hake ReportTrump dropped a 'bomb' on… | Tue 6-24-25
Iran-Israel ceasefire? Trump cusses, a unique President! Whites like Fetterman! Andrew Wilson, a real one? Mexico protests? The Hake Report, Tuesday, June 24…
The Hake ReportTrump is more trustworthy | Mon 6-23-25
Trump bombed Iran: Just like Vietnam? Do you trust Trump? Deportations: Latino Marine "feeling betrayed"! Immigration: whites preferred? The Hake Report…
The Hake ReportWar is in y'all DNA | Fri 6-20-25
Calls: Wars and riots between the nations! Spinning ball confirmed by sunset! Maze: Y'all jealous of us. War is in y'all DNA. Octopus IQ? The Hake Report…
The Hake ReportYou think you're awake | Thu 6-19-25
Callers on yesterday's guest Third Rail Omar: Israel or Iran? Hake's Gatekeeper tee! It's "Juneteenth." Where is the love? The Hake Report, Thursday, June 19…
The Hake ReportThird Rail with Omar: Israel-Iran War | Wed 6-18-25
GUEST: Third Rail Omar on Israel, Iran, the U.S., and Trump. Fiery second hour: Callers call Hake "boomer" and "Ben Shapiro"! The Hake Report, Wednesday, June…
The Hake ReportWe all know it's a double standard | Tue 6-17-25
Calls: "Based"? News: A double-standard against truth! Speech: Freedom from consequence? Matthew Perry's doctor smeared with one-star reviews! The Hake Report…
The Hake ReportThe Jackie Robinson of the WNBA | Mon 6-16-25
Don't notice the kiss-up culture? Swimming in blackness? Sneaky nasty callers! Caitlin Clark is the Jackie Robinson of the WNBA. Jesus for "slaying"? Thrilled…
The Hake ReportCrishaun the Don: Christianity, brainwashing, communism | Fri 6-13-25
GUEST: Crishaun the Don of The Misfit Nation dukes it out with callers (or Mark, anyway) on race, "socialism," and what a real Christian is. The Hake Report…
The Hake ReportAbout a year without Our Resident Historian | Thu 6-12-25
RIP Brian Wilson. (We victim-blame here!) States' rights: Trump imposing? Lib media's "No Kings" protests. Long FE call: Can't see much past 6-miles? Search…
The Hake ReportDon't let the audience decide! | Wed 6-11-25
Caller pot-shots: Long couple of calls! Ashli Babbitt: Maybe justified? Kush "fairy tale" rehashed! Should you forgive the unrepentant? The Hake Report…
The Hake ReportI'm just asking questions! | Tue 6-10-25
If you have to say it, it's already gone! Is the Kingdom of Kush a fairy tale? Should she leave him and take the kids with her? The Hake Report, Tuesday, June…
The Hake ReportJust like a woman! | Mon 6-9-25
You get in your head and take things personally! LGBT agenda! Shoutout, ladies! Illegal riot in L.A. Are Thomas Massie and Rand Paul RINOs? The Hake Report…
The Hake ReportBlack civilizations: Real | Fri 6-6-25
Calls on black civilizations! "Drop the FE stuff, Hake!" Police vs different races. Health tips: Sunlight, grounding. Elon vs Trump? The Hake Report, Friday…
The Hake ReportWhat do you think of them? | Thu 6-5-25
Who'd you rather live next to? Chauvin violated the law? What's God's purpose for black people? The history of Jewish people and America? The Hake Report…
The Hake ReportDictator, Killdozer, Gay-Straight 'War' | Wed 6-4-25
Trump seems stable. Elon? Want a dictator? Jordan Peterson debate, non-Christian? USNS Harvey Milk renamed. "Gender-affirming care" pushed by Republican judge?…
The Hake ReportCome at me, bro! with Crishaun the Don | Tue 6-3-25
GUEST: Crishaun the Don on the most "protected" identities! Government solutions? Amid chaos: Do nothing or do something? The Hake Report, Tuesday, June 3…
The Hake ReportMen under attack | Mon 6-2-25
Is America over, or is the best yet to come? AI-generated "sextortion" pics drove boy to suicide? Chinese paraglider sucked 5-miles up! Moon landing "denied"!…
The Hake Report'Profoundly unworthy' | Fri 5-30-25
Callers: Still Chauvin-bashing! Is your "black fatigue" righteous? Ever forget your race? Pence "courage" award! The Hake Report, Friday, May 30, 2025 AD…
The Hake ReportStuck in the mud! | Thu 5-29-25
"Sick of us? Leave!" More reaction! Arrest Tish? Are Moors black? Derek Chauvin debate drags on! Saving a horse that fell in the mud! The Hake Report…
The Hake ReportGot 'black fatigue' in America? Leave! | Wed 5-28-25
Whites and blacks trolling and preaching! "Black fatigue" term may not help, because of anger! Derek Chauvin, "scumbag"? Howard U, "dump"? The Hake Report…
The Hake ReportTheir delusion is ridiculous! | Tue 5-27-25
College prez: "Trayvon Martin of the 1930s." 🙄 RIP Charlie Rangel. Callers: Derek Chauvin no good? Communist victimhood everywhere! The Hake Report, Tuesday…
The Hake ReportFE problems with Hake 🌏 ☀️ 🇺🇸 | Mon 5-26-25
It's Memorial Day. RIP Phil Robertson. FE callers! How does the sun work in the Southern Hemisphere on the FE model? The Hake Report, Monday, May 26, 2025 AD —…
The Hake ReportRemedial fitness | Fri 5-23-25
Terrible things happening in Africa and America! Hake's fitness gets scrutinized. Why are we in such decline? The Hake Report, Friday, May 23, 2025 AD…
The Hake ReportConfronting Obama-level mockery | Thu 5-22-25
Beautiful Trump exposes mocker Cyril Ramaphosa's South Africa, a deadly threat to the whites! Interesting calls! The Hake Report, Thursday, May 22, 2025 AD…
The Hake ReportDon't interrupt a black man talking | Wed 5-21-25
"Racism saves lives." Be careful of your identity. "Don't interrupt a black man talking." Communists recruit from the bottom! … Busy calls! The Hake Report…
The Hake ReportSesame Street is COMMUNIST | Tue 5-20-25
Don't fall for the smears! Irish, Polish are white! Netflix 🤝 Sesame Street 🤦♂️ … Courts are being used against the people! The Hake Report, Tuesday, May 20…
The Hake ReportHake out: JLP then Joel Friday guest host | Mon 5-19-25
GUEST HOSTS: JLP fills-in for Hake first hour, taking calls, then Joel Friday second hour on Diddy and non-innocent accusers. Wayne: Multiple wives?? The Hake…
The Hake ReportCrishaun the Don on the conversation | Fri 5-16-25
GUEST: Crishaun the Don on racial identity, who builds society, South African refugees, and our loss of bravery! The Hake Report, Friday, May 16, 2025 AD…
The Hake ReportIs pork bad? | Thu 5-15-25
Busy calls: The white plight worldwide! Don't cling to "sin" thinking you'll turn to God later. Does pork give you parasites? The Hake Report, Thursday, May…
The Hake Report'Calm down to brighten up' | Wed 5-14-25
People are missing the obvious! If whites left, what would happen? Isn't being frustrating "mama"? Is Hake inconsistent? The Hake Report, Wednesday, May 14…
The Hake ReportQuality seeds have been disappearing | Tue 5-13-25
I thought you were against "refugees," Hake? With white disappearance, the world falls apart! But some won't see it. Don't be mad! The Hake Report, Tuesday…
The Hake ReportBaby-faced communism in South Africa! | Mon 5-12-25
Eric Holder, guilty accuser! South African refugees, pooh-poohed by young Afrikaner! Soy is actually OK, Hake heard! The Hake Report, Monday, May 12, 2025 AD…
The Hake ReportShoutout to the Catholics | Fri 5-9-25
Brief Catholic shoutout. Race and pride. Ukraine and snakes in the USA! Love Jewish people. Only cells are alive, per science! The Hake Report, Friday, May 9…
The Hake ReportDylan Burns: Trump's Return and Endless War | Thu 5-8-25
GUEST: Dylan Burns takes calls on the Ukraine-Russia war, Trump, and a little on immigration enforcement vs judges. The Hake Report, Thursday, May 8, 2025 AD…
The Hake ReportIt should be freedom from consequence | Wed 5-7-25
Ladies, chill! But we understand. Free speech should not have consequences. Trump picks good battles! (MS-13 knuckles) Be fit and healthy! The Hake Report…
The Hake ReportDropping bombs, firing missiles | Tue 5-6-25
DoD is lib! Israel strikes Houthis post-ballistic missile! Bagel Queen calls-in, gets crazy! J.B. Stoner Wikipedia vs Infogalactic. The Hake Report, Tuesday…
The Hake ReportPence wins 'Courage' award! | Mon 5-5-25
Trump: Alcatraz! "I don't know!" Hake disavows all historical figures! Pence, Profile in Courage?! Will the USA go anti-Israel? The Hake Report, Monday, May 5…
The Hake ReportI don't care about facts | Fri 5-2-25
Calls: Lots of reaction to Third Rail with Omar yesterday. Ketanji Onyika Jackson talks a lot, accusing Trump of what she supports! The Hake Report, Friday…
The Hake ReportThird Rail with Omar: Trump 💯 …Palestine? | Thu 5-1-25
GUEST: Third Rail with Omar criticizes Trump's EOs, tariffs, and pro-Israel. It gets heated with callers talking Islam, Palestine, and "oppression"! The Hake…
The Hake ReportWhole lotta mess goin' on in the world | Wed 4-30-25
Some serious mess! The Hake Report, Wednesday, April 30, 2025 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:04:00) Trump vs anti-Trump * (0:06:27) Hey, guys! Hake…
The Hake Report'Canada Strong' 😆 | Tue 4-29-25
RIP Virginia Giuffre. Ever wanted to run away? Canada and JB Pritzker against Trump! Do you attract stalkers? Question for black listeners… The Hake Report…
The Hake ReportThese gals | Mon 4-28-25
Slightly less LGBTQ DC? "We're resilient!" Kristi Noem's purse stolen! Mugshots on the WH lawn. Pro-illegal judges! Fitness and diet. The Hake Report, Monday…
The Hake ReportProtect the Dolls | Fri 4-25-25
"Protect the Dolls." Calls: Socialist Canada. Black-white issues. Activist mother is "tired, but still here." The Hake Report, Friday, April 25, 2025 AD…
The Hake ReportOne less mouth to feed 🙈 | Thu 4-24-25
Callers with bad news! Pot legalization? Capital punishment? Harvard "anti-Semitism." Uvalde victims' "families" paid? Simone Biles, "Sportswoman"! The Hake…
The Hake ReportCrishaun the Don: Karmelo-Austin Drama | Wed 4-23-25
GUEST: Crishaun the Don of The Misfit Nation Podcast on the Frisco track meet incident… The Hake Report, Wednesday, April 23, 2025 AD GUEST LINKS…
The Hake ReportEarth Day celebration | Tue 4-22-25
The Hake Report, Tuesday, April 22, 2025 AD I Disavow tee https://hake.printify.me/product/19356961/i-disavow-monkey-covering-mouth-t-shirt-gildan-5000-heavy-co…
The Hake ReportTop J's | Mon 4-21-25
Biblical misunderstanding: Snakes, Jesus… Stephen Miller, top J! BTW: Tap water is OK! Austin Metcalf protest drama! The Hake Report, Monday, April 21, 2025 AD…
The Hake ReportGood Friday with Hake | Fri 4-18-25
Busy calls! Yet more Karmelo Anthony press conference talk. Dem visits illegal in El Salvador. Psalm 22: Happy Easter! The Hake Report, Good Friday, April 18…
The Hake ReportDon't hate | Thu 4-17-25
Surprise, the world's evil! "Judges" against Trump. Great calls: Was Karmelo's case self-defense? Chad O. Jackson calls-in and shares some wisdom! (P.S. Does…
The Hake ReportCool it! | Wed 4-16-25
Callers on the track meet incident and drama. Is it true that all musicians liberal? She's mad at Joel for turtle abuse! The Hake Report, Wednesday, April 16…
The Hake ReportFalling into the pit | Tue 4-15-25
Track meet suspect got house arrest! These people's politicians are a MESS! Everybody falling into the pit of anger. Busy calls today! The Hake Report…
The Hake ReportIf they were honest they wouldn't lose us! | Mon 4-14-25
Lots of tech issues. PA gov mansion set afire! Illegal "wrongly" deported, female Obama judge. Hard to know the truth in war and disease! The Hake Report…
The Hake ReportStolen land is a victim buzzword | Fri 4-11-25
Illegal "accidentally" deported. Is Trump too pro-Israel? Separation based on practical fear? Callers making questionable "points"... The Hake Report, Friday…
The Hake ReportBreak your mental training | Thu 4-10-25
Is forgiveness from false guilt? Solutions for the racial conflict? "Druggie" has a can't-do attitude! Fake history got nothing to do with me! The Hake Report…
The Hake ReportAm I wrong to pooh-pooh Christian 'forgiveness'? | Wed 4-9-25
The First Amendment, RME. Evil anti-discrimination! Y'all 'bout to make boomers R—cist! Is the Frisco victim's dad's forgiveness "wh— guilt"? The Hake Report…