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The Hake Report
Discussing "news" from a Christian "alpha male" viewpoint. (No endorsement implied. Info may be false.) James Hake shares his takes on The Hake Report — part of Jesse Lee Peterson's network.
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Episodes
The Hake ReportBe patient and courageous! | Tue 4-8-25
No finger guns! Communism: Aborsh "defined." Bibi: Free trade should be fair! Trump tariffs: Be patient and courageous, not weak and stupid! The Hake Report…
The Hake ReportI never post comments anymore! | Mon 4-7-25
Don't respond! They're condoning violence on pro-lifer! Trump drone: OK? Seals getting sick! Anti-Trump protests. Trump voter betrays Trump! The Hake Report…
The Hake ReportSo brave, going with the crowd! | Fri 4-4-25
Calls: Gypsies, immigration, and health. Pence given "courage" award! If Obama loved America… Ball Earth distraction! The Hake Report, Friday, April 4, 2025 AD…
The Hake ReportBlaming himself for HER wrong! | Thu 4-3-25
Water bends on Earth. Elephant seals on tariffed island! Air traffic controller arrested! Reddit bros blame themselves when she's wrong! The Hake Report…
The Hake ReportRIP Val Kilmer! | Wed 4-2-25
RIP Val Kilmer! Man engaged to a woman talking about breaking up! Fat, liberal, low-T society! The Hake Report, Wednesday, April 2, 2025 AD TIMESTAMPS *…
The Hake ReportIs Thomas Massie a showboat? | Tue 4-1-25
WI and FL elections. Calls support gym bros. TN black Rep Justin Pearson and KY U.S. Rep Thomas Massie: Showboaters? Fun calls? The Hake Report, Tuesday, April…
The Hake ReportBros under attack! | Mon 3-31-25
A Trump third term? Obama birtherism? Bros under attack, promoting fitness! Exodus: Fairy tale or history? Poor Egypt! The Hake Report, Monday, March 31, 2025…
The Hake ReportThe Christians killed Jesus! | Fri 3-28-25
Do you respect the veterans? Selena's killer fan, denied parole! Fentanyl victimhood. Is there a cause for anger, per Jesus? The Hake Report, Friday, March 28…
The Hake ReportLeave the doe-eyed bull alone! | Thu 3-27-25
Bullfighting: Savage. Interesting calls on health. Anti-2A news. Chemtrails? What truth Trump exposes… The Hake Report, Thursday, March 27, 2025 AD TIMESTAMPS…
The Hake ReportHard to know the truth | Wed 3-26-25
Gaza Palestinians protest Hamas! Children SHOULD do hard labor! RIP George Foreman: Schmaxxed? Lifespan of the big and strong? The Hake Report, Wednesday…
The Hake ReportOh, don't hurt turtles, women, or children! 🙄 | Tue 3-25-25
Trump decries distorted portrait. Yemen group chat? 🤷♂️ RIP Murphy the Bald Eagle. Israelis going to jail refusing to fight! The Hake Report, Tuesday, March…
The Hake ReportDo you prefer non-political gals? | Mon 3-24-25
The Hake Report, Monday, March 24, 2025 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start, small talk * (0:07:06) Hey, guys! * (0:08:55) Libs want Democrats angry! * (0:12:24)…
The Hake ReportPraying in vain! | Fri 3-21-25
Nitpick the "right"; let the wrong go wild! Subsidized housing for failures? Death penalty prayers. Parental alienation? The Hake Report, Friday, March 21…
The Hake ReportAn attack on Tesla is an attack on America | Thu 3-20-25
Fighting to keep waste and fraud in gov't! Illegal "taxpayers"! Bullfighting drama! Tesla under attack! Muslim students in Chicago university! The Hake Report…
The Hake ReportWhat's it like being white? | Wed 3-19-25
Lib "judges" against what's right. Call-heavy day: JLP's message. Jim Breuer and pot culture? Being white vs being black in America… The Hake Report…
The Hake ReportI'm really crying, how's it lying? | Tue 3-18-25
Black girls becoming victim-perpetrators! News and calls from the "lovely ladies"! Why do "I feel like..."? Trump appreciation — versus "judges" and the ACLU!…
The Hake ReportWhose arms are bigger? | Mon 3-17-25
Kenyans who? Righteous deportations. Space horrors! Irish pronunciations. Anti-mummy propaganda! Sleep privilege? Caitlin Clark's vs Hake's arms. The Hake…
The Hake ReportBASED Chuck Schumer! | Fri 3-14-25
Calls on "history." Happy Purim! NEWS: Chuck Schumer vs AOC? Plane fire! Govt mess. Dwyane Wade cancer feelings. Bayer exec home arson? Wombat traumatized? The…
The Hake ReportRuling by FEAR! | Thu 3-13-25
Trump's righteous "climate" rollbacks! Stuck in space! Stepmother arrested! Rosie in Ireland. Calls on climate fear! The Hake Report, Thursday, March 13, 2025…
The Hake ReportThese gals tryna do stuff | Wed 3-12-25
Ne-Yo, ugh. Ocean species and coral! Wife and children content creators? Trump tariffs. "Conversion therapy." Terror sympathy speech? Congress mothers. The…
The Hake ReportWho doesn't do crimes against humanity? | Tue 3-11-25
Duterte arrested for "crimes against humanity"! Caller ladies! Canada, Gaddafi, Philippines, maturity. Polluted cities. Defund "antisemitism"! The Hake Report…
The Hake ReportFeel-good pro-Keanu Reeves propaganda | Mon 3-10-25
Syria violence: Assad protected Christians? Parental rules for dating? Keanu Reeves, goody two-shoes? RIP Gene Hackman and wife. How's Jack Nicholson? The Hake…
The Hake ReportThe biggest R—ists are admired! | Fri 3-7-25
Calls: Don't stick it to the man! Angry energy. Race, history, and being Christlike! Pardon the king with his chin up? Jimmie Lee Jackson: Die for mom? The…
The Hake ReportShalom Hamas | Thu 3-6-25
Lots of calls. Trump now vs 2020. "Shalom Hamas." Respect Zelensky? Tommy R. in solitary. Black literacy? Angry French Canadians. The Hake Report, Thursday…
The Hake ReportNo one's a loser? | Wed 3-5-25
Trump honored the bereaved! "Fractals." NextDoor: Scammed at gas station! Reddit: Scared by husband's trauma! No one's a loser? The Hake Report, Wednesday…
The Hake ReportWise men say only fools rush in | Tue 3-4-25
Trump tariffs. Shark redirect. LONG call on young people dating. Young former black liberal disappointed in libs! News: Crypto reserve: Self-interest? The Hake…
The Hake ReportTrump reminds us of the seriousness of the situation | Mon 3-3-25
Health, fitness, and nature tips. Ukraine drama: White House confrontation. English the official language. No more Dept of Education? The Hake Report, Monday…
The Hake ReportKissup Boycott! | Fri 2-28-25
Calls: More rap bashing. Planet Parade! "Economic blackout!" Kissing up? "That's Not Right!" Trump doing a good job? The Hake Report, Friday, February 28, 2025…
The Hake ReportThird Rail Omar on Trump, Elon, and the Middle East | Thu 2-27-25
GUEST: Third Rail Omar decries Musk cuts! Who are the "problem people" in the Middle East? AFTERWARD: Christianity and wisdom. The Hake Report, Thursday…
The Hake ReportThe Devil has you focused on the wrong things! | Wed 2-26-25
Mars is real. Creepy is in your mind! India conservatives, hmm. FE debate. Chile power out! Health and civilization breakdown! Veteran victimhood. The Hake…
The Hake ReportNon-Christians can still respect the Bible | Tue 2-25-25
Guantanamo! Joy Reid fired. Rap vs Hip Hop? Psalm trivia! Kash didn't swear on the Bible! "Racism" and complaining. Obesity because no poverty! The Hake…
The Hake ReportBut I always do my best! | Mon 2-24-25
"Then how come you fail?" Stressing and blaming Elon for it! More on engine regulations. Compulsive Bible reading? Bothered by Kendrick pooh-poohing! The Hake…
The Hake ReportRelax. Stay out of your heads | Fri 2-21-25
Swallowed by a whale? Kash Patel on FBI direction. Kathy Hochul vs Eric Adams. LaVar Ball lost a foot! The Rock thinks talk helps depression. The Hake Report…
The Hake ReportCrishaun on another 'N-word' | Thu 2-20-25
GUEST: Crishaun the Don of The Misfit Nation exposes N's "Positive Christianity," talks Obama vs Trump, and FE debunked! Crishuan the Don…
The Hake ReportTrump steps in the right direction | Wed 2-19-25
Trump, RFK vs psychiatric drugs for kids. Drugs to see self vs sober-minded restlessness. Trump vs Ukraine globohomo drama. Corporate campaign donations? The…
The Hake ReportCry more, park ranger! | Tue 2-18-25
Park Ranger family man FIRED from dream job! CALLS: Gov't wasted money! Diesel regulations? Big money? "SToLeN LaNd"? Interest on money? The Hake Report…
The Hake ReportPresidents' Day with Bigg Bump | Mon 2-17-25
Cohost, Bigg Bump: Jalen Hurts, for the black women. Cheryl Crow against Elon. DOGE vs USDS. The Hake Report, Monday, February 17, 2025 AD Bigg Bump…
The Hake ReportProblematic Valentine's | Fri 2-14-25
Calls: Catholic, Jewish, Irish, and human nature! Dick Gregory: Get clean! Trayvon-GZ story retold. Biblical wisdom. The Hake Report, Friday, February 14, 2025…
The Hake ReportI TOLD you AP was off the deep end! | Thu 2-13-25
The real Israelites? Africa mess. Don't disclose vaxx status! Mother takeover! "Trans" students sue Trump! Far-left AP disrespects Gulf of America! The Hake…
The Hake ReportShould a woman play Attorney General? | Wed 2-12-25
Elon: Impeach anti-Trump "judges"! Pam Bondi, woman "AG"? Projecting "trolling" on Hake! Plastic straws poll. Fun calls! The Hake Report, Wednesday, February…
The Hake ReportWe all given a reprobate mind | Tue 2-11-25
Punchie TV: Preacher vs gay? ("Reprobate mind"?) Rep John Larson (D-CT) freezes up! Uber driver lost job listening to Hake! The Hake Report, Tuesday, February…
The Hake ReportDems are worse than pre-Civil War | Mon 2-10-25
Super Bowl mess. Army ad! Halt penny production! Messi's bodyguard. Skol! Lyme disease, hmm. Maxine Waters. Trump: False accusers, false convictions? The Hake…
The Hake ReportNobody's 'bootless'! | Fri 2-7-25
Trump vs govt. MJ's wayward son! MLK victimized the "bootless"! Talking about black history. Broken Windows Policing? Take Gaza? The Hake Report, Friday…
The Hake Report'Generational wealth' is a communist buzzword | Thu 2-6-25
Trump for America: Don't be fooled by numbers. Debate with caller: MLK, Homestead Act, and "generational wealth." Education propaganda in Texas! The Hake…
The Hake ReportIt's not pretty getting old! | Wed 2-5-25
Trump: We'll own and rebuild Gaza? Elon Musk vs AOC. Socialism and Diversity. "Persecuted patriot." Shapely gals get old, ugh! The Hake Report, Wednesday…
The Hake ReportThey manipulate history to justify their bias! | Tue 2-4-25
Communist versions of history! USAID, Church "Sanctuary." Alligators "brumating"! Don't be bitter at injustice! Don't judge emotionally! The Hake Report…
The Hake ReportFacts distract from truth! | Mon 2-3-25
Tariff fear mongering. Soul vs spirit? Aborsh pill in the mail: Indicted! Squid vs Octopus differences. The Hake Report, Monday, February 3, 2025 AD TIMESTAMPS…
The Hake ReportDid Trump blame DEI for the crash? | Fri 1-31-25
More ocean wonders! Fun calls with blacks. Trump vs DEI? Citizenship giveaways. USA vs Japan, WWII. Race and evil in America? The Hake Report, Friday, January…
The Hake Report'Public Health' not to be trusted! | Thu 1-30-25
News: Plane crash! Anti-RFK Jr hearings! Christian support for Israel? Affirmative Action mentality. Ocean is awesome! The Hake Report, Thursday, January 30…
The Hake ReportTrump looking out for the world | Wed 1-29-25
Great info from callers! Trump: Greenland, South Africa, America. Tuskegee Airmen? Plastic in water? MLK Day: Teacher fired for "N-word" 10 years prior. The…
The Hake ReportSeparating 'families' | Tue 1-28-25
"Sanctuary" churches, not respected! Training the boys! Is she out of Beardson's league?! Makeup or no makeup? Trans military activist "heroes." The Hake…
The Hake ReportEthnic cleansing's negative connotations | Mon 1-27-25
FE vs lines of longitude. Chinese New Year. Trump: "clean out" Gaza? Calls on living in a liberal world, love, and false identity — including a BHI! The Hake…
The Hake ReportDon't believe what you hear on Hake | Fri 1-24-25
Calls and "coffees"! 📞 California madness. 🔥 I'm not for "meritocracy." 😤 FE "debate." 🙄 Tariffs: American socialism? 🤔 The Hake Report, Friday, January 24…
The Hake ReportDiscrimination for what's right | Thu 1-23-25
News: Boredom's purpose? Trump vs DEI. Calls: Koran? Jesus? Black farmers' decline! Elon Musk spaceship! Azzmador lesson… The Hake Report, Thursday, January…
The Hake ReportYou're getting hung up on dumb stuff | Wed 1-22-25
Calls: Waste of time. Elon Musk's "salute"! Trump vs DEI, hand off the Bible. Filipinos, Thai… Whites aren't white! Appearance matters a little. The Hake…
The Hake ReportMLK's message: worldly and selfish! | Tue 1-21-25
Trump EO on gender misidentity. TikTok CEO! RIP Cecile Richards. Lorenzo Sewell and MLK go black. Elon Musk's "salute"? The Hake Report, Tuesday, January 21…
The Hake ReportTrump is the REAL 'MLK' w Bigg Bump | Mon 1-20-25
COHOST: Inauguration Day with Bigg Bump: Tech oligarchs, now supplicants. 2A confiscation by AZ "Health"? MLK on "dignity of labor" The Hake Report, Monday…
The Hake ReportDon't be disheartened | Fri 1-17-25
Fire perimeter! Callers lost kids to mama/govt. Debating Jesus' color. White deportation fear. Amazing Baltimore Hebrew Israelite! The Hake Report, Friday…
The Hake ReportDon't fall to stalking temptations! | Thu 1-16-25
Be your own "fact checker." Believe nothing! Lots of calls! Caitlin Clark stalker! High-value man? Fires and DEI? The Hake Report, Thursday, January 16, 2025…
The Hake ReportDon't get too close! | Wed 1-15-25
Hake News review: Climate fire? Moon realness debate. Jesus: White or Jewish? Crocodiles vs Alligators, vs drunk happy woman… The Hake Report, Wednesday…