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The Hake Report · Mar 25, 2025 · 1h 53m

Trump decries distorted portrait. Yemen group chat? 🤷‍♂️ RIP Murphy the Bald Eagle. Israelis going to jail refusing to fight!

The Hake Report, Tuesday, March 25, 2025 AD

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* (0:01:45) Trump portrait; Group chat; "children"

* (0:07:50) Hey, guys!

* (0:11:29) Bad portrait

* (0:16:51) Yemen group chat

* (0:24:30) Pulled security clearances … Lame-o judge vs deportations

* (0:49:48) Coffee: Sion, Georgia, Ethiopia

* (0:54:57) Coffee: Joel Friday TV vs Pete the turtle

* (1:04:15) CNN promoting this guy…

* (1:04:42) Murphy the Bald Eagle, emasculated by women, RIP

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