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Don't get too close! | Wed 1-15-25

Hake News review: Climate fire? Moon realness debate. Jesus: White or Jewish? Crocodiles vs Alligators, vs drunk happy woman…

The Hake Report, Wednesday, January 15, 2025 AD

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* (0:00:00) Start

* (0:00:39) Hegseth, other things

* (0:07:09) Hey, guys!

* (0:08:50) Fires/climate propaganda

* (0:15:24) RedNote, Pete Hegseth, politics

* (0:18:48) "Trans" athletes

* (0:20:54) Moon is real

* (0:22:40) Cars have your face and data! Elon gave footage!

* (0:27:49) 5 days till Trump! No Michelle O! W. Bush simp!

* (0:32:02) South Korea mess

* (0:34:59) Michelle Obama face 2017

* (0:36:02)…

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