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The Hake Report
Discussing "news" from a Christian "alpha male" viewpoint. (No endorsement implied. Info may be false.) James Hake shares his takes on The Hake Report — part of Jesse Lee Peterson's network.
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Episodes
The Hake ReportMost people think r— is s—y | Tue 1-14-25
Based LA Times owner! Obama-Trump convo: Trump is open! Do most women think r— is s—y? Puberty and fatherlessness. I respect Zelensky. The Hake Report…
The Hake ReportShe could carry me any day! | Mon 1-13-25
L.A. fire politics, drama. Mark Zuckerberg: based? Malala: Ban "gender apartheid"! Fireman woman blames the victim? The Hake Report, Monday, January 13, 2025…
The Hake ReportShort king unafraid to embarrass self and gf | Fri 1-10-25
Man proposes to/worships woman. Supers, Calls: CA fires, water, corruption. "MTF" person doesn't fit in your box! The Hake Report, Friday, January 10, 2025 AD…
The Hake ReportEx-communist TERF, now 77-percent racist | Thu 1-9-25
All calls… Zelensky: Crazy. Racism test: Irish TERF. Divorce: Want partial custody? FE: Why don't we feel the tighter circle further north? The Hake Report…
The Hake ReportPrescriptions for society | Wed 1-8-25
Vivek Murthy: We need "community." Stripper testimony. Pregnant girl apologizes to church. Teen prank story. Numerology day trading? Bibi "war crimes"? The…
The Hake ReportBeware wolves in sheep's clothing | Tue 1-7-25
Lame-os: Biden, FBI, even Chip Roy! Don't do numerology or Ouija! "Bible thumper" on Jesus, God, and blasphemy! Renaming for good vs evil! The Hake Report…
The Hake ReportNo! NO! No! | Mon 1-6-25
Drink water, but not too much! Tommy Robinson, Ella Hill, libs, and British Pakistanis. Wash Redskins logo history. Pelosi on J6 pardons? The Hake Report…
The Hake ReportDeregulation, Eggheads, FE, and Vivek with Bigg Bump | Fri 1-3-25
COHOST: Bigg Bump bears with us on the FE debate. Eggheads destroying America with ideas! Deregulation now, deregulation forever! Vivek being a woman? The Hake…
The Hake ReportRadicalized, Mediocre, and Diverse | Thu 1-2-25
"U.S.-born" terrorist! H-1B visas and mediocre American culture. Discrimination against America's best No free speech! Emmett Till: idk! The Hake Report…
The Hake ReportMerry Christmas! See ya next year! | Tue 12-24-24
Fun calls: Trump a winner, Jesus in the Bible, Matt Gaetz smear, Emmett Till history, human nature. Coffees: MLK, a Crump type? The Hake Report, Tuesday…
The Hake ReportChristmas Adam with Bigg Bump | Mon 12-23-24
Sanctuary cities, music, Christmas movies/songs, Ozone hole "healing," stereotypes. Isaac Woodard was drunk! Blacks involved in Emmett Till kidnapping! The…
The Hake ReportHide your power level | Fri 12-20-24
Irish Christmas song. Calls and Bible passages… Jewish people, etc? Inconsistent prayer? Speaking out? Favorite chapter? The Hake Report, Friday, December 20…
The Hake ReportLight of the world | Thu 12-19-24
Trump stops a funding bill! Ron Paul prepared the way! Hake vs a Pharaoh and a BHI. Madison school shooter, root issue? The Hake Report, Thursday, December 19…
The Hake ReportJudging others for having your evil nature! | Wed 12-18-24
Watch out for snakes! Lessons from Gen. Lee. Worshiping the Devil? Antichrist vibes from Trump? Hating others' evil human nature! The Hake Report, Wednesday…
The Hake ReportGlobohomo Warming | Tue 12-17-24
Joe "the Villain"! Trump truth! Hake tech: issues. Tommy Robinson. School shooting politics. Ariana, ugly? Hake News: NFL flake! Chemical warfare? The Hake…
The Hake ReportWhat's wrong with being dumb? | Mon 12-16-24
Children's discipline: Parenting tips at Christmas! Calls: "I tune Joe out." Catching lies! RIP Marvin Gaye, Sam Cooke, poet Nikki Giovanni. The Hake Report…
The Hake ReportCaitlin Clark shouted out the blacks | Fri 12-13-24
Say his name! Caitlin Clark is young. Biden, Trump, easy on crime. Facts vs Truth. Overreacting to haters. A Canadian died! Mama gov't vs banks. The Hake…
The Hake ReportTrans kids worked up by mama! | Thu 12-12-24
Trans kids worked up by mama! Minimum wage? No! Slavery instead of homelessness? Presidential history with Ronnie! The Hake Report, Thursday, December 12, 2024…
The Hake ReportShe's still a queen | Wed 12-11-24
Caitlin Clark gives credence to "white privilege." Daniel Penny intervention, Luigi's drama, capability for evil, insurance, and healthcare "rights." The Hake…
The Hake ReportMathew, Caught in the Middle: CEO killer, Trump, men | Tue 12-10-24
GUEST: Mathew, Caught in the Middle: on the alleged CEO killer; Trump won me over; PTSD and father figures; Daniel Penny and men stepping up. The Hake Report…
The Hake ReportRegain your dignity | Mon 12-9-24
Daniel Penny free. Assad in Moscow. Jill likes Trump? Caller drama. Discrimination, Obamacare. Women call themselves "equal." The Hake Report, Monday, December…
The Hake ReportHate animals, become animals | Fri 12-6-24
Warning from caller: You become what you hate. Salvation, Sopranos, uniting the races. 4-day work week? NO looting! Hail Mary? The Hake Report, Friday…
The Hake ReportI saw this on Dr. Quinn one time | Thu 12-5-24
Knowledge is poison! Callers on Obamacare, drugs, atheist "Christians." Delighting in the Lord? Voyager 1 in Space with Bill the Engineer! The Hake Report…
The Hake ReportDo not exasperate your children | Wed 12-4-24
Cute lil black girl has a fit! Calls: "racism," Trump vs Obama presidencies: Hake vs Joe and Ronnie. SMH! The Hake Report, Wednesday, December 4, 2024 AD…
The Hake ReportThe young people don't know better! | Tue 12-3-24
Crooked Hake, manipulated by media! Calls: Trump picks. Tommy Robinson. Tim Walz daughter. Pray for Daniel Penny! Anti-discrimination evil. The Hake Report…
The Hake ReportI stand with Hunter | Mon 12-2-24
Biden pardoned Hunter, lied and lied. Tiger snake in woman's car! Debanking: Evil discrimination? Victims become victimizers! The Hake Report, Monday, December…
The Hake ReportBlack Friday with Bigg Bump | Fri 11-29-24
COHOST: Bigg Bump on "climate anxiety," black group thinking, California's gov't jobs, and taking your calls! The Hake Report, Friday, November 29, 2024 AD…
The Hake ReportAre short-sleeve button-up shirts OK? | Thu 11-28-24
Ukraine. Zuckerberg per Stephen Miller. Myth of racism and "genocide" in America. Thanksgiving and American Indians. The Hake Report, Thursday, November 28…
The Hake ReportLove Trump as he loves America | Wed 11-27-24
Stephen A Smith and Bill Maher on Trump vs "RaCiSm." Fun calls: Real crime, Christian slavery, and a son who hates school. The Hake Report, Wednesday, November…
The Hake ReportAbOrSh ReMiNdS mE oF sLaVeRy! 👧🏼 | Tue 11-26-24
Bible vs understanding. Southern callers and history. Racism, "stupidity," and Obama. Haters and ego trips. The Hake Report, Tuesday, November 26, 2024 AD JLP…
The Hake ReportThe Word of God, or words? | Mon 11-25-24
Shop Hake! "Sarah" McBride, sorry. LONG convo with Shawn: The Bible! 1 John: No need that anyone teach you! The Hake Report, Monday, November 25, 2024 AD…
The Hake ReportCrishaun the Don: Trump incoming | Fri 11-22-24
GUEST: Crishaun the Don of Misfit Nation: Trump realignment. "Genocide" drama. Excited Calls, Supers, and CRITICISM. Mike Tyson vs Jake Paul. The Hake Report…
The Hake ReportInterpreting the opposite of what the Bible says | Thu 11-21-24
Justin on Jake Paul. Looking for a woman on X. Calls: BIBLE THUMPER DEBATE: Accusations fly! Study says racists are stupid. The Hake Report, Thursday, November…
The Hake ReportCam Higby: Untold truth on border, crime | Wed 11-20-24
HOUR 1 CALLS: history, "reparations," education, crime. HOUR 2 GUEST Cam Higby: Border horrors. Trump picks. Pro-Palestinian violence. The Hake Report…
The Hake ReportListening to cockamamie ideas in your head! | Tue 11-19-24
Laken Riley vs illegal. Calls: Life direction? "Journalism" vs Trump. David left his wife for a woman! Drugs. The Hake Report, Tuesday, November 19, 2024 AD…
The Hake ReportIt's shameful to repeat deeds done in darkness | Mon 11-18-24
Team Matt Gaetz! Ball Earth proof: sunset! Calls: Immigration. Dirty perverted smears. Free speech and balance coming back? The Hake Report, Monday, November…
The Hake ReportLacking good judgment | Fri 11-15-24
Calls! Spirit of mama. Natural diversity. FE debunked. Do-gooders. Lacking good judgment! The anger lie. Obama. "Jesus is Lord." Church! The Hake Report…
The Hake ReportOur Second-Greatest President | Thu 11-14-24
Matt Gaetz AG? Onion InfoWars? Reuters vs FE. Calls, Supers: Being Christian? Jesus is Lord? Human Rights Watch vs Trump, Israel. The Hake Report, Thursday…
The Hake ReportBorn into a freak situation! | Wed 11-13-24
Algerian boxer's freakish situation! Calls on Christianity, peace, judgment, politics, and "LAW." The Trump Effect, h/t Bigg Bump! The Hake Report, Wednesday…
The Hake ReportEminem is better than Kid Rock | Tue 11-12-24
Fun calls: Migrant caravan! Trump and Kid Rock for American UNITY: Even with Eminem, T. Swift! Megan Fox, pregnant by fiancé, Machine Gun Kelly. The Hake…
The Hake ReportVeterans Day with Bigg Bump | Mon 11-11-24
COHOST: Bigg Bump on AJ takedown! Witches: Anti-Trump spells not working! Great calls! Tuskegee shooting! (Stream interrupted!) The Hake Report, Monday…
The Hake ReportAborsh is paramount! 🙄 | Fri 11-8-24
Richard Spencer on Trump. Aborsh, Births, Crime. Calls: Trump win! Biden speech! Scapegoat the races! "Problem race"? Is Mark angry or right? The Hake Report…
The Hake ReportWatch out for demons inside! | Thu 11-7-24
Calls: Trump, Demons, McAfee, South Africa, "Native Americans," black men for Kamala, and "stolen land" nonsense! The Hake Report, Thursday, November 7, 2024…
The Hake ReportWe like winners | Wed 11-6-24
President Trump wins. The people saw through the crap! (Sorry, kids!) The Hake Report, Wednesday, November 6, 2024 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start: The people…
The Hake ReportElection Day with Third Rail Omar | Tue 11-5-24
GUEST: Third_Rail with Omar, taking your calls! Voting Trump! Peace in the Middle East! Christian values! Women voting? The Hake Report, Tuesday, November 5…
The Hake ReportDark spirit with the election | Mon 11-4-24
Hippy Dippy review: Cam Higby wins! Female-minded libs! Election fears… Caller thinks Trump's a hypocrite?! Talking sense. The Hake Report, Monday, November 4…
The Hake ReportWe blame victims because it's right | Fri 11-1-24
A couple great calls about life. Obama judge let Holder off! Callers talk politics, race, history, and being Christian. The Hake Report, Friday, November 1…
The Hake ReportWho's bigger, Hake or Arnold? | Thu 10-31-24
Arnold Schwarzenegger endorses Kamala! Calls: Trump win/lose? Wall? Project 2025? Policy? Happy Halloween, happy b-day! The Hake Report, Thursday, October 31…
The Hake ReportEminem, Haitians, Puerto Rico: Crishaun the Don of Misfit Nation | Wed 10-30-24
GUEST: Crishaun the Don: Eminem for Kamala. Haitians: innocent of eating cats? Puerto Rico "trash" island. Great calls! The Hake Report, Wednesday, October 30…
The Hake ReportThe government's messing up the country! | Tue 10-29-24
Govt meddling in our business! Ballot burning! Caller battle: Ronnie vs Haden! Haitian truth. Reddit relationships. Black church for Kamala! The Hake Report…
The Hake ReportInflation is gov't taxing us! | Mon 10-28-24
Milton Friedman on inflation. Joe: Told you! Trump economy? McDonald's! "Unhinged!" Caller can't stop blowing money! The Hake Report, Monday, October 28, 2024…
The Hake ReportMake it LESS convenient to vote! | Fri 10-25-24
Border. Economy. King Charles in Samoa: "Inequalities." Trump: Arnold Palmer "all man." More "burden of proof," cats and dogs "lie"! Hake for slave-driving…
The Hake ReportCome on, eating cats and dogs is FUNNY! | Thu 10-24-24
Calls: No voter ID! "Education." Trump's honesty. Cats and dogs? Liberal govt. Recent US history. The Hake Report, Thursday, October 24, 2024 AD TIMESTAMPS *…
The Hake ReportComplicated Business with Baller Hake | Wed 10-23-24
Interesting calls on FE, Trump, Kamala, and Covid first hour, then STREAM DROP in the middle of Super Chats! Mildly interesting news items: Economy, etc. The…
The Hake ReportMalicious hater trying to take me down! | Tue 10-22-24
Calls: Mental illness in marriage? Haitian Revolution: genocide? Snake ban? Boba, not "bubble"! Judging callers. Foods for stress… The Hake Report, Monday…
The Hake ReportA man being a woman | Mon 10-21-24
Fun calls: Men for Kamala? Deadbeat dads? Wild accusations! Taking advantage of the abused! Supers. Tim Walz. SpaceX vs space deniers! The Hake Report, Monday…
The Hake Report'Not pretty' | Fri 10-18-24
Callers (one fiery!) talk Trump "crimes," interracial madness, "God," living life, and science! Clip: NY Slimes dumb gotcha on JD! The Hake Report, Friday…
The Hake ReportKamala is not amused! | Thu 10-17-24
Hake bashing Kamala bashing Trump! Based Brett Baier! Heyy. Lots of calls: Dating? Divorce? Grudges? The Jesus Question! Supers: Tariffs! Interracial! The Hake…
The Hake ReportTrump tariffs are good, right? | Wed 10-16-24
Quite a few calls. Homes. Mormons. Tariffs. Trump vs courts, juries. Supers. Lilly Ledbetter, RIP, Equal Pay. Trump vs Taliban! The Hake Report, Wednesday…
The Hake ReportGovernment meddling messing stuff up! | Tue 10-15-24
Calls: "Anti-discrimination," jobs, home ownership. Stories: Illegal education. Columbus Day scorned! "Disabled community." Obama cries black "misogyny"? The…