Shows / The Hake Report
The Hake Report
Discussing "news" from a Christian "alpha male" viewpoint. (No endorsement implied. Info may be false.) James Hake shares his takes on The Hake Report — part of Jesse Lee Peterson's network.
thehakereport.substack.com
Episodes
The Hake ReportBigg Bump: Corrupt, Incompetent Government | Mon 10-14-24
Co-host: Bigg Bump on Affirmative Action government, Tupperware bankruptcy, death of American dream, and black homeownership pre-"Civil Rights" The Hake…
The Hake Report'Kids' are not innocent! | Fri 10-11-24
Govt and union-bashing. Obama pushes Kamala on black men. GUEST: Rhodesian Ridgeback! Kids are not innocent! Power jealousy! History. Donate to BOND…
The Hake ReportTrump calls The View ladies 'degenerates' | Thu 10-10-24
Brandon Johnson, entertaining. Trump: Honesty, "dumb…" Reddit Anxiety against childbearing! Great calls on real life. The Hake Report, Thursday, October 10…
The Hake ReportDon't believe what you read! | Wed 10-9-24
Calls: We speak English! Spoiled people! Why did we segregate? Don't believe what you read or hear! Stasi Joe! Unions vs illegals! The Hake Report, Wednesday…
The Hake ReportDon't get mad at Trump for a nice gesture | Tue 10-8-24
Facts are not truth! RIP Cissy Houston. Kamala can't control Bibi; Trump loves Israel! Irish issues. "Miss America" mother discrimination. The Hake Report…
The Hake ReportHake amped on 10yo news | Mon 10-7-24
2014: CA man not charged in killing! Calls: Ego? Purpose? Minimum wage, Woodrow Wilson, and Starbucks cultural decline. The Hake Report, Monday, October 7…
The Hake ReportLame-o Liz Cheney for Kamala | Fri 10-4-24
Liz Cheney campaigns with Kamala. Hailie makes Eminem a grandpa. Calls: the whites, the famous, and childhood POT! The Hake Report, Friday, October 4, 2024 AD…
The Hake ReportOh Lord, it's Breast Cancer Awareness Month | Thu 10-3-24
40 acres and a mule? Calls: Why caller drama, Hake? Privilege? Death, reality checks. Immigration: Govt against the people! The Hake Report, Thursday, October…
The Hake ReportTurning black perps into black victims | Wed 10-2-24
Hake's VP debate review. Hake friends: JLP and Justin in-studio. Calls: Crime, music turning evil. Camp Logan Mutiny: Fake victimhood history! The Hake Report…
The Hake ReportPrivilege of being raised right | Tue 10-1-24
Calls: Examples of another way in life. Greyhound bus decline. Anti-2A Biden-Kamala. Minority vs white privilege? Historical disputes! The Hake Report…
The Hake ReportReporters don't understand anything | Mon 9-30-24
Calls on Friday caller blowup: Interracial dating? Trump "r—pist"? Stories: Mitt. Last meal. Asians for Kamala. Liberal "fact check" lie. The Hake Report…
The Hake ReportYou're a fraud, Hake! | Fri 9-27-24
Death penalty martyr. Trump-Iran threats? Libertarian Zuckerberg. Agitated caller attack! Crishaun the Don reaction. The Hake Report, Friday, September 27…
The Hake ReportCrishaun the Don of Misfit Nation on Jamaicans, Diddy | Thu 9-26-24
GUEST, Crishaun the Don: Jamaicans, race, and "identity." Calls: Interracial? FE? Diddy and dark hip hop business. Trump hater Joe. The Hake Report, Thursday…
The Hake ReportExplain ICBMs, FE people! | Wed 9-25-24
Calls: Catholic snub? Little girl pageant. Travis Kelce conspiracy. Hake: dirty Beatles? fall equinox, ballistic missiles. God ok with ugly? The Hake Report…
The Hake ReportDid Red Bull do-in Kevin Samuels? | Tue 9-24-24
Calls: black power, women preachers, immigration, Red Bull, anger. Jewish MAGA lady for class warfare? 1 John 2-3: Love in deed. The Hake Report, Tuesday…
The Hake ReportUp, up with deportation! Down, down with education! | Mon 9-23-24
Kamala 2018 chant. Brother Ja'Mal makes it plain. Tammy Duckworth for Dick Cheney against Trump! Hakenomics debunked? The Hake Report, Monday, September 23…
The Hake ReportMarvin Gaye was a liberal?! | Fri 9-20-24
Calls: Marvin Gaye backstory. Music lulls you. Media/Govt dishonesty: Wildfires, mail, Haitian "migrants." Blacks, police, and being stopped! The Hake Report…
The Hake ReportThey're rewarding underachievers! | Thu 9-19-24
Calls: Political Fed? Kamala clips: with kids, for gays, and "we" blacks. Smoky Mountains rename peak. "Hidden Figures" kissing up. The Hake Report, Thursday…
The Hake ReportToo much choice! | Wed 9-18-24
Pagers exploding. Pay homeless vets $3/hr? No minimum wage? Children abused: Facts. IG, FB. Steph Curry for Kamala. "A woman's choice." The Hake Report…
The Hake Report'We'Re aLL iN ThiS ToGetHeR' | Tue 9-17-24
Jesus' voice. God's hatred? Calls: Forgiveness, prayer, thoughts, depression. Politics, unmarried ladies, second attempt on Trump. Fake space? The Hake Report…
The Hake ReportHAKE is ALPHA BACK 💪 🤧 | Mon 9-16-24
Calls: Why JLP "platforms" Satanists. Second assassination attempt. Cats and Dogs: Lie? Trump: "I HATE TAYLOR SWIFT!" Intellectuals and the Bible. The Hake…
The Hake ReportMama's making them worse! | Tue 9-10-24
Diversity phoniness. Calls: NFL's Tyreek Hill's bad attitude with police! Ketanji, Kamala, cute! Trump-Kamala debate anticipation. Angry callers. The Hake…
The Hake ReportThe Lovely One | Mon 9-9-24
2A is gone! Hake News review: Ketanji Onyika's memoir! Calls: Trump a fascist r—ist… The difference between dumb and stupid! The Hake Report, Monday, September…
The Hake ReportIs color or country first? | Fri 9-6-24
Calls and supers. Legitimate r—. DUIs. White kid in GA. Parents responsible? Wild Maze call. Hake, self-censoring or clean? The Hake Report, Thursday…
The Hake ReportAgainst the wheelchair lobby | Thu 9-5-24
I'm a lady, open the door for me! "Americans with Disabilities Act" bashing. Don't be an angry conservative. Obama-Kamala's Brides of the State. The Hake…
The Hake ReportLet go of evil people! | Wed 9-4-24
…AP for "environmental justice." Ugandan gal set afire by boyfriend. Reparations hypocrisy? Crime argument. The Hake Report, Wednesday, September 4, 2024 AD…
The Hake ReportYou're supposed to get MARRIED before sex | Tue 9-3-24
Callers bothered by "lies." Far-left AP: "sex ed" in Paraguay. Supers: Illegal home loan controversy and JLP's simplicity. The Hake Report, Tuesday, September…
The Hake ReportLabor Day with Bigg Bump | Mon 9-2-24
CO-HOST Bigg Bump: UN against Trump! Arrest rates are down! 49ers shot in SF! Bibi, Israel? Crime among blacks? Chicago's socialist mayor! The Hake Report…
The Hake Report'Alligator bait,' they want to believe! | Fri 8-30-24
Paralympics vs ADA of the heart! MyPillow DESTROYS black kid "Knowa." Black Christians: Alligator bait?! From JLP: wayward wife, beta husband? The Hake Report…
The Hake ReportThey're calling the most honest men liars! | Thu 8-29-24
Callers continue criticizing, on race, women, and politics. Dominion catching hell! Musicians mad Trump plays their songs. The Hake Report, Thursday, August…
The Hake ReportCreated to serve? | Wed 8-28-24
Caller mess: Created to serve? Racially? Men and women bashing. Van Allen belts, spacewalk. Campus murder-suicide: No sex! The Hake Report, Wednesday, August…
The Hake ReportWomen posting on IG get you in trouble! | Tue 8-27-24
Callers are emotional over each other! Telegram CEO's woman trouble! JLP's assignment: Your evil. Big for his britches black young man! The Hake Report…
The Hake ReportThey're handicapping the handicapped! | Mon 8-26-24
Hake defends the dignity of Gus Walz! Wolves in sheep's clothing! Callers go off: Farrakhan smear! No Hake IG Live! Vincent for Trump '24! The Hake Report…
The Hake ReportLibelous SLANDER and Gossip! | Fri 8-23-24
Fun calls… Fiverr commercial clowning a white man sets Hake off! Ka-ma-la, la la la… Music: Evil? Civil Rights vs dignity. Was Jesus mixed? The Hake Report…
The Hake ReportGuys will do anything for lust | Thu 8-22-24
Fun calls… Doug Emhoff for Kamala. Women tripping since Trump, men so weak. Shroud of Turin? Mental health and strength? The Hake Report, Thursday, August 22…
The Hake ReportDon't add to your sorrows, ladies! | Wed 8-21-24
Calls: More union debates: Hake a bootlicker? Hake gets carried away on Aborsh for R-word! J Lo divorcing Ben Affleck! The Hake Report, Wednesday, August 21…
The Hake ReportUnion bashing! | Tue 8-20-24
"I Am a Man!" cried the Civil Rights union strikers! DNC: Trump's a scab! Fun calls… Supers… Mexican Israel critic! The Hake Report, Tuesday, August 20, 2024…
The Hake ReportLoosey-goosey Hake | Mon 8-19-24
S/O Hippy Dippy Roundtable, Atheist Edge. Happy B-days! Kamala concern? Pregnancy discrimination! Joe defends John Lewis! The Hake Report, Monday, August 19…
The Hake ReportWe love feds | Fri 8-16-24
Hake, you're speaking unconsciously! Appearances today and Sunday! News and calls: Ukraine, whites against Joe (Hake's black intellectual caller) The Hake…
The Hake ReportDon't get riled! | Thu 8-15-24
Meme crackdown around the world! Watch yourself! Callers call for censorship and worse! We disavow it all! The Hake Report, Thursday, August 15, 2024 AD TIME…
The Hake ReportHold your tongue! | Wed 8-14-24
Some interesting calls: Slavery, manners, (adult) children, German engineering, anti-race propaganda. "Brits of color" vs "far right." Ferguson lies! The Hake…
The Hake ReportThe worse they get, the more perfect we must be | Tue 8-13-24
A couple of long, interesting calls on race and culture: Japanese men, Hitler's flaw. Children under whose authority? Anti-discrimination laws? The Hake…
The Hake ReportTim Walz is a mama! | Mon 8-12-24
RIP Wojcicki! Tim Walz was a liberal teacher. Fun calls: One creep tries to call Hake "creepy"! Elon Musk race survey tweet. Ferguson 10 years later. The Hake…
The Hake ReportSuch an Obvious, Big, Beautiful Ball | Fri 8-9-24
Calls, evil govt, globe earth, angry whites, "no labels"? Hake shills for space. Fake News: astronauts are not "stuck"! The Hake Report, Friday, August 9, 2024…
The Hake ReportCommunists patting your back, Hake! | Thu 8-8-24
Hake vs white "Christians" caught up in the UK stabbing, supporting the riots! Wisdom from Christopher Hitchens and Booker T. Washington The Hake Report…
The Hake ReportYou're not a Christian! | Wed 8-7-24
Calls: Pit bulls. Democrats: Cori Bush primaried. UK stabbing riots: FIERY call with Mark. Joe's white-on-black crime story. The Hake Report, Wednesday, August…
The Hake ReportThese 'women's boxers' have bigger shoulders than me! | Tue 8-6-24
News, Calls… Pit bulls. Revelation. River Seine. Women's boxing. UK stabbing: "forgiveness stuff." Trump anti-vaxx? The Hake Report, Tuesday, August 6, 2024 AD…
The Hake ReportMigrants welcome! Pit bulls too! | Mon 8-5-24
England in turmoil: "Migrants welcome" on Hake! Calls: Dog maulings. Don't slag people off! Recognizing the chosen? Mess! The Hake Report, Monday, August 5…
The Hake ReportKaz of Atheist Edge returns: Race, Crime, Division | Fri 8-2-24
GUEST: Kaz of Atheist Edge discusses racism, the cause of crime, and the politics of division: Trump or Kamala? A fiery call with Mark! The Hake Report…
The Hake ReportKamala plays up blackness, but Trump's the liar, ok | Thu 8-1-24
A couple more Sonya "hot water" shooting calls. Trump vs NABJ and "black" Kamala Harris. Hake argues about historic American founders with callers. The Hake…
The Hake ReportCrishaun the Don on 'Hot Water' shooting and White Dudes | Wed 7-31-24
GUEST: Crishaun the Don on Sonya Massey "hot water" shooting. CALLS! White Dudes for Kamala Harris and WHM. CALLS! The Hake Report, Wednesday, July 31, 2024 AD…
The Hake ReportShoutout to the cat ladies! | Tue 7-30-24
Yet more calls on Sonya Massey "hot water" shooting. WHM: Cape buffalo, heroes. CNN on JD Vance on cat ladies! The Hake Report, Tuesday, July 30, 2024 AD TIME…
The Hake ReportSave the kids. Promiscuous countries. 'Profiling' complaints. | Mon 7-29-24
Trump and Elon for the kids. Is Kamala Harris low-IQ? Messy woman! Most promiscuous countries. Calls on police and "racial profiling." The Hake Report, Monday…
The Hake ReportBigg Bump: Boiling water is no joke! | Fri 7-26-24
CO-HOST: Bigg Bump presents African slave trade history, an interesting climate study, and discusses the threat of boiling water! The Hake Report, Friday, July…
The Hake ReportWas Sonya a threat with that pot of water? | Thu 7-25-24
Interesting calls! Egos! Was Officer Sean Grayson wrong in Sonya Massey incident? Pot of hot water a threat? Caller: "Toxic people" at work! The Hake Report…
The Hake ReportAdele, quick to judge! | Wed 7-24-24
Stay out of your imagination, guys! Trump vs "deep state"? Adele cussed out another innocent man?! Interesting calls and supers! The Hake Report, Wednesday…
The Hake ReportFake respect for Jesus (and others) | Tue 7-23-24
Trump, no fake respect! Calls on race, history, the beautiful South. Nepotism at Burger King? Adelle cusses for "Pride." Dr. Umar reads whites' mind. The Hake…
The Hake ReportSome people are intent on doing their thing! | Mon 7-22-24
Whites in your face. John Stossel is "fair." Trump-RFK Jr call. Zuckerberg and Cenk Uyghur respect! Hillary was a cute girl. Fun calls. The Hake Report…
The Hake ReportWe're sick of the attitude and gaslighting! | Fri 7-19-24
Race calls: We're sick of the attitude and gaslighting! NC voters: Trump is ignoring us! News: Paris is dirty and dangerous! Climate activists sentenced! The…
The Hake ReportProblem Child | Thu 7-18-24
What do you mean, "problem" race? Callers talk crime, self-reflection, running, and dolphin noises. Laughing too much? The Hake Report, Thursday, July 18, 2024…