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The Hake Report
Discussing "news" from a Christian "alpha male" viewpoint. (No endorsement implied. Info may be false.) James Hake shares his takes on The Hake Report — part of Jesse Lee Peterson's network.
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Episodes
The Hake ReportBirthday Hake | Wed 7-17-24
Hake's friend stops in. Calls: Republicans aren't serious! Cut JD some slack! Happy birthday, Hake! Homeless black knife-wielder shot! Unions vs Amber Rose…
The Hake ReportOpen your heart to the WOC's! | Tue 7-16-24
Callers on Trump rally shooting: Tenacious D tour canceled! DEI criticism. Cali LGBT kids law. Trump "supervillain." Conspiracy speculation. The Hake Report…
The Hake ReportAlpha WWE shooting! | Mon 7-15-24
Callers react: Trump rally attack: Biden looks like Mr. Burns (Simpsons character). RIP Doherty, Simmons, Dr. Ruth, USA. WWE shooting? The Hake Report, Monday…
The Hake ReportFake beliefs, fake values, fake AI people! | Fri 7-12-24
Callers on Christianity, belief in God, the Bible, sin, and women. Miss AI a Moroccan SJW in a hijab! DEI vs MEI and Elon Musk! The Hake Report, Friday, July…
The Hake ReportEven Christians' values are ego emotional! | Thu 7-11-24
Trump exposes George Clooney! Phony "values" of even Christians! Calls: TX power out! Activist ego! Farrakhan, bad? Becoming Christian. The Hake Report…
The Hake ReportJust comply with the censorship jannies! | Wed 7-10-24
Hang-up on Joe on crime! Antifa against "little ones" (fetuses)! Trump the man! Anne Frank statue tagged! Don't say the Z-word on Meta! The Hake Report…
The Hake ReportPatriot Front, per CNN, SPLC, and ADL | Tue 7-9-24
Corrupt Illinois govt and courts separating children from families! Are child labor laws communist? Patriot Front: Feds or excited young men? The Hake Report…
The Hake ReportWhy not let people be 'wrong'? | Mon 7-8-24
Calls: Segregation vs division. Miseducation of young people! Terrible crime going on. Hake soccer. Jordan Peterson vs Nick Fuentes. The Hake Report, Monday…
The Hake ReportDylan Burns '1776' for Ukraine | Fri 7-5-24
Super chats, Calls: America not coming back? GUEST: Dylan Burns in Ukraine... Pro-Russia foolishness? Solving US homelessness? The Hake Report, Friday, July 5…
The Hake ReportWHM heroes and 4th of July | Thu 7-4-24
Calls: Nuanced history: Germany, Jews, China, Hake's 4th and family, Hake's WHM hero, Our Greatest President? Watch out for home-invaders! The Hake Report…
The Hake ReportIs it Nazis vs Commies or good vs evil? | Wed 7-3-24
Callers on Nazis vs Communists, Christians vs atheists. (Hake is NOT for free speech!) Protestants vs Catholics, Paul vs Peter. The Hake Report, Wednesday…
The Hake ReportTrump is IMMUNE! | Tue 7-2-24
Trump, the law and order President! Liberal memes! Fun calls…? Snakes and angry thrills! Watch out with knives, people! PDF news and analysis. The Hake Report…
The Hake ReportYour time is UP! | Mon 7-1-24
The Bidens for false "pride" in false identity! Great calls on Biden debate. Ladies: Let's make America chaste again! The Hake Report, Monday, July 1, 2024 AD…
The Hake ReportCop Criticism, Trump-Biden Debate | Fri 6-28-24
Word wise with Hake! Cop shot armed man on neighbor's porch. CALLS mostly on Trump-Biden debate: Trump is regal and dignified; Biden is weak and childish! The…
The Hake ReportFace the injustice! | Thu 6-27-24
AI "history" on blacks swimming. Should Azz have faced injustice? Crazy judges, gals in power. Trump debate. "Negro" word drama. The Hake Report, Thursday…
The Hake ReportTeam 'journalism' hates normal truth-lovers! | Wed 6-26-24
The Hake Report, Wednesday, June 26, 2024 AD TIME STAMPS * (0:00:00) Topics: WSJ journalist in Russia, WoMeN, RaCiSm * (0:03:55) Hey, guys * (0:05:23) Evan…
The Hake ReportBible 'textjacking'! Subversive hate and blame! | Tue 6-25-24
The Hake Report, Tuesday, June 25, 2024 AD TIME STAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:02:44) Hey, guys! * (0:03:50) "Textjacking" ("I can do all things," Separating…
The Hake ReportForesight is better than hindsight | Mon 6-24-24
Thomas, lone dissenter for 2A for men facing DV restraining orders. Azzmador (RIP) situation: Foresight is better than hindsight. The Hake Report, Monday, June…
The Hake ReportCrishaun the Don of Misfit Nation: LGBT history, 'N-word' drama | Fri 6-21-24
The Hake Report, Friday, June 21, 2024 AD GUEST LINKS: youtube.com/@misfitnation | x.com/crishaunthedon | misfitnation.podbean.com VIDEO: The DISTURBING Truth…
The Hake ReportFE, history, and 'protecting kids' | Thu 6-20-24
Explain summer, flat earthers! (Space is cool!) Caller alleges Frederick Douglass was full of himself! Lost 20yo caller. Fun lighthearted black callers. The…
The Hake ReportBigg Bump 'Juneteenth' with Hake | Wed 6-19-24
BIGG BUMP cohosts: Hake's competitor update! Black slave owners! WNBA not ready! Callers attack! Juneteenth. "Operation Chill." Prince Harry the "spare"! The…
The Hake ReportRIP Azzmador! Evil News. The Cry Report! | Tue 6-18-24
Our resident historian Azzmador died at 57! Evil in America and around the world! Callers "cry" about it! The Hake Report, Tuesday, June 18, 2024 AD TIME…
The Hake ReportBlame the suckers not just the deceivers! | Mon 6-17-24
Juneteenth crime! Economy over Hake's head! "Alpha" tweets wife left him! Supers: DuBois, Booker T, U-Turns, China blame, Hake "single" The Hake Report…
The Hake ReportWhy go where you're not wanted? | Fri 6-14-24
CNN TDS like crazy! Busy CALLS: Black victimhood history! Debunked! Minority-run Chicago! Blacks doing better today? Morally? The Hake Report, Friday, June 14…
The Hake ReportSend tips to the FBI! | Thu 6-13-24
Callers caller bashing: Whites and blacks being immature! FBI "catches" man who planned anti-black attack! Hake avows tipping the Feds…? The Hake Report…
The Hake ReportYou don't know who this is! | Wed 6-12-24
CALLS: White gal fired for N-word. Is Jesus God? Sin more? Bible's boring! NEWS: Secret recordings of Supreme Court justices! Streamer promoted drinking last…
The Hake ReportCan dolphins jump higher than Mt Everest? | Tue 6-11-24
Calls: More FE debunking! "Conservative" influencers full of ego! Jesus, Son of God, Man. Brittney Griner, "deadbeat"? Drinking and decline on-video, no! The…
The Hake ReportViolence in women's sports and America! | Mon 6-10-24
Cool storm pics. Venezuelan gang in USA. Caitlin Clark pushed around: "Good." Calls: Pot-smoking, suffering from others' evil; WNBA drama: LGBT, race The Hake…
The Hake ReportCallers making claims about stuff they don't know | Fri 6-7-24
Make T Swift an honest woman! CALLS: Caitlin Clark fouls: "racism" or envy? Callers bash one another and Hake! MESS! The Hake Report, Friday, June 7, 2024 AD…
The Hake ReportMexico femicide! Caitlin Clark 'racial' assault! | Thu 6-6-24
Mexico femicide of mayor! Caller DRAMA over Caitlin Clark: "racial" assault? Hake vs DLive on Christians and J's! The Hake Report, Thursday, June 6, 2024 AD…
The Hake ReportCaitlin Clark foul got people fighting! | Wed 6-5-24
WNBA foul: race war! Public speaking fear. Whites FEEL under attack: Joe vs Haden caller battle. "Put down the Bible"? The Hake Report, Wednesday, June 5, 2024…
The Hake ReportTrump's not a divisive subversive! | Tue 6-4-24
Trump did NOT wear LGBT flag like a cape! Calls: Marxism, Race/callers, Atheism (proof of God), Diet, Arguing with devils! The Hake Report, Tuesday, June 4…
The Hake ReportHake is Feisty today | Mon 6-3-24
RIP German cop. Trump OK with jail. Mexico goes woman. Hake argues with callers: Obama, Trump, whites! The Hake Report, Monday, June 3, 2024 AD TIME STAMPS *…
The Hake ReportTrump taking it like a champ! | Fri 5-31-24
Fri 5-31-24: Callers including blacks react to Trump "guilty" verdict. Trump losing energy? Globe Earth drawing revisited. The Hake Report, Friday, May 31…
The Hake ReportUnderstand the non-normal whites! | Thu 5-30-24
Pope Francis apologizes! CALLS: Joe's a good guy! Are you a man? (Caitlin Clark, talented loser!) "Normal whites!" Callers lost youth! The Hake Report…
The Hake ReportThey're messing with our stereotypes! | Wed 5-29-24
Busy calls: Enough of caller feud? Racial division and lies promoted by the commies and the angry! The Hake Report, Wednesday, May 29, 2024 AD TIME STAMPS *…
The Hake Report'Willful Ignorance,' like it's a bad thing! | Tue 5-28-24
Caller threatens to boycott Hake! Dogs, God's gift? RIP longtime stewardess! "Willful ignorance" advised! Stiff-Man Syndrome rant. Whites listening to rap? The…
The Hake ReportBigg Bump with Hake on Memorial Day | Mon 5-27-24
GUEST HOST Bigg Bump on de facto Affirmative Action in med school! Oakland stoplight copper wire stolen! Mixed race, radical spirit! The Hake Report, Monday…
The Hake ReportGod be with you! (In a good way!) | Fri 5-24-24
Fun calls: "Himmler" truth / drama: Lady gets offended? "Victims" hype black airman shooting. Thomas against Brown v Board of Ed! The Hake Report, Friday, May…
The Hake Report'Police accountability,' not black accountability! | Thu 5-23-24
Talking about black victimhood and "PoLiCe AcCoUnTaBiLiTy." SMH! Em's girl Hailie married! FE topic: Why's the sky blue? The Hake Report, Thursday, May 23…
The Hake ReportCaller Wars IV: Judgin' each other! | Wed 5-22-24
Who cares who caused Jesus' passing? Based Bibi? Calls: Water hoax, Christianity and white hate! Snake, "Himler," and BHI! Cop killer background. The Hake…
The Hake ReportDon't believe lies! | Tue 5-21-24
Ivana debunked Trump R-word accusation! Calls: Should I keep my dog? She's all I got! Self-righteous phony MLK! Should we hate communism? The Hake Report…
The Hake ReportButker catches hate for being Christian! | Mon 5-20-24
Mods and plebs, relax! Harrison Butker, "controversial" for being Christian to women! Calls: Blacks in charge? Iranian president died! The Hake Report, Monday…
The Hake ReportCrishaun the Don of Misfit Nation: 'Racism,' Vivek... | Thu 5-16-24
GUEST: Crishaun the Don returns, warns whites of victimhood identifying with race, losing their values. REMATCH vs Art and Joe! The Hake Report, Thursday, May…
The Hake Report'Women's sports' just seem too mannish. | Wed 5-15-24
Calls on law, politics, "racism," and human nature! WNBA's Caitlin Clark: Women's sports, SMH. "Might makes right"? US downfall and lynch mobs. The Hake…
The Hake ReportKeep your head down and don't be vulnerable! | Tue 5-14-24
US demographics by State! Don't be vulnerable! Don't attract attention! Should cops enforce anti-2A possession charges?! The Hake Report, Tuesday, May 14, 2024…
The Hake ReportRace doesn't matter so we're going all white! | Mon 5-13-24
Half-hour Joe, half-hour Mark, calls on race, crime, Christian love, Ann Coulter not voting Vivek, and OJ Simpson's guilt or innocence. The Hake Report…
The Hake ReportThird Rail with Omar: 'Antisemitism Awareness Act' | Fri 5-10-24
GUEST: Third_Rail Omar: No new laws for "anti-Semitism"! Palestinians vs Israelis drama. Callers on hate, love, whites, and Jesus! The Hake Report, Friday, May…
The Hake Report'Terrorism' on whites, men, AND women! | Thu 5-9-24
Erik Prince breaks down the problem in the Swamp! Is Ann Coulter a "racist"? CALLS: Anti-Trump fail! A "racist" for America. "Terrorism" against men and women!…
The Hake ReportGovt 'workers' a bunch of Hillary supporters | Wed 5-8-24
Anti-regulation rant: Govt for Hillary! Don't wanna see the homeless! A couple calls: Trump, Warp Speed, Anti-Semitism laws? Women judge and feel judged! The…
The Hake ReportCost-of-living toll on 'nightlife' | Tue 5-7-24
Economy vs "nightlife" rant! Calls: Smearing white views! Why evil? White humans? What's authority? Kristi Noem shot her puppy, playing "man"! The Hake Report…
The Hake ReportViscerally irritated by Hispanic accents | Mon 5-6-24
We're two-faced! Cinco de Mayo. 24yo black died in NY! Sadiq Khan 3rd term London Mayor! FE debunked by globe! Hispanic accents! The Hake Report, Monday, May…
The Hake ReportWe've swallowed dietary propaganda! | Fri 5-3-24
Dietary propaganda: Meat vs veggies? Too much water? Anti-Semitism, RINOs, and TRUMP? Callers on IQ, the Bible, and History! The Hake Report, Friday, May 3…
The Hake ReportCommunist/Fascist Christian snakes with no love! | Thu 5-2-24
Cool bird footage. Free Palestine females protest. Chip Roy vs "hate crimes" RINOs. Calls: Communist/Fascist Christian snakes with no love! The Hake Report…
The Hake ReportCancer Culture! | Wed 5-1-24
Pro-aborsh Kamala Harris. Cancer patient wins lotto! Is cancer hype a racket? The REAL paleolithic diet: Veggies?! The Hake Report, Wednesday, May 1, 2024 AD…
The Hake ReportKelce, T Swift: Sign of the times! | Tue 4-30-24
Another black cop killer. Travis Kelce, modern male with T. Swift. Pro-Palestinian protesters: masking vs Virus Fear and Doxxing! The Hake Report, Tuesday…
The Hake ReportYou lost your 'Constitutional rights' long ago! | Mon 4-29-24
Biden, father of the country? Yes, victim-blame! (Apple River case.) Gaza drama: "Genocide"? AZ AG gal: Get Trump! Constitutional rights? Gone! The Hake…
The Hake Report'Wealth gap' is your own fault, lame-o's | Fri 4-26-24
"Wealth Gap": their own fault! Callers on "snakes," WWII lore, Bible's "Sons of God" interpretations. Supers: Weinstein vs OJ court cases? The Hake Report…
The Hake ReportHarvey Weinstein conviction overturned! | Thu 4-25-24
Evil MeToo failed! Liberal FBI pushing fear! Callers: Health, nose-breathing, meat diet. Is Trump fake? Weed culture. Fed is anti-Trump! The Hake Report…
The Hake ReportAborsh in 'medical emergencies'? | Wed 4-24-24
Foreign aid RINOs! Aborsh in "medical emergencies"? Callers weigh in on liberal, lame hospitals! Downfall of America! The Hake Report, Wednesday, April 24…