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The Hake Report
Discussing "news" from a Christian "alpha male" viewpoint. (No endorsement implied. Info may be false.) James Hake shares his takes on The Hake Report — part of Jesse Lee Peterson's network.
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Episodes
The Hake ReportNitpickers can't let it go! | Tue 4-23-24
Calls: Brainwashed young'uns! Hater callers! Simone Biles' husband vs fans! Angry phone calls! Socialist Obamacare debate! Cortisol addiction! The Hake Report…
The Hake ReportThe snake in all of us | Mon 4-22-24
Callers: Joe and Mark the snakes! Unearned wisdom? Logos, Ethos, Pathos. Man set himself afire! Anger testimony! Trump not the guy? SATs "racist"! The Hake…
The Hake ReportDo you have 'white guilt'? | Fri 4-19-24
Busy calls day: Pastors fighting, Anger advice, "Nice" couples (not!), Trump, Israel, Vets, Caller Wars: Hake has white guilt?! The Hake Report, Friday, April…
The Hake ReportFacts vs TRUTH! | Thu 4-18-24
Facts are not truth! Facts distract from truth! Fun calls, but not fiery like yesterday. Old school racists? Shooters on scooters in NYC! WNBA uncensored! The…
The Hake ReportObama a SOCIALIST! The Hake and Snake Show! | Wed 4-17-24
Proof: Obama a "redistribution" socialist! Black and white callers go to war on Hake, except for a Guatemalan gal who married white! The Hake Report…
The Hake ReportWNBA all fashionable now | Tue 4-16-24
EEOC for aborsh! Calls on sin, temptation, and Trump. WNBA's new "star" and fashion! Education: Career! Simp's 45th anniversary! The Hake Report, Tuesday…
The Hake ReportThe ladies are conflicted! | Mon 4-15-24
Attacks in Sydney suburbs! Calls: Marxism. Obama. CRT almost got me! Holy Spirit? Jesus? Women in Heaven? Ladies argue about Gaza drama. The Hake Report…
The Hake ReportShoutout to the used-up ladies! | Fri 4-12-24
OJ's jury, 50-percent black ladies! Marc Lamont Hill, one of them! Lots of calls (and super chats) on God, "Love," intellectualism, etc. The Hake Report…
The Hake ReportSociopathic LIARS like CLINTON! | Thu 4-11-24
Calls: Obama, McCain, Clinton, JUDGED! Sociopath LIARS! Ladies punched in NYC. Hillary to voters: "Get over yourself." Don't show off or self-doxx! The Hake…
The Hake ReportFiery Calls on Crusades, JLP, Alex Jones! | Wed 4-10-24
Calls today. News, Crusades; JLP hater Joe: black Americans R-worded? Alex Jones' $1.5B fine! Anger and judgment! The Hake Report, Wednesday, April 10, 2024 AD…
The Hake Report'COPS LIE ALL THE TIME' -Reddit Bro | Tue 4-9-24
Blind judgment! Baltimore bridge, anti-cop Reddit, Gaza drama. Meghan McCain, "happy" in her body! Woman on shmornography. A couple interesting calls! The Hake…
The Hake ReportShmornography, Marriage, and Judgment | Mon 4-8-24
Interesting calls! Michael Knowles interviewed a dirty-video-woman-turned-Christian! Bits of Sam Houston and Gen. Lee history! The Hake Report, Monday, April…
The Hake ReportKids and Adults, So Disrespectful Now! | Fri 4-5-24
14yo streamer puts hand in gal's food! Crime stats: Cooked books? OK vs NY violence. Look at yourself! Don't project on others! The Hake Report, Friday, April…
The Hake ReportFeeding the 'Migrants'! | Thu 4-4-24
Candace Owens, feminist! "Per capita" stats! Cannibalism? Bible: Don't be surprised! Pastors feeding the "poor," being a nuisance! FE call: Sun vs moon…
The Hake ReportCallers drag Hake into arguments about 'anger'! | Wed 4-3-24
Some fun calls. Axios report: Trump guy Stephen Miller against anti-white racism! A couple long calls on anger and emotions. The Hake Report, Wednesday, April…
The Hake ReportObama came to destroy independence! | Tue 4-2-24
Black kids, less room for error? Obama's "Cash for Clunkers," exposed! Liberal: "Hate cannot be reasoned with…" The Hake Report, Tuesday, April 2, 2024 AD Get…
The Hake ReportDon't take the bait and hate! | Mon 4-1-24
"Cash for Clunkers" calls. Poor Lizzo "quits"! "Trans Day of Visibility" reaction. "Emotional Support Animal" tenant "rights"! Pope washed women's feet! The…
The Hake ReportWhat's wrong with the CWP's? | Fri 3-29-24
All calls today: What's wrong with the "CWP's"? Is racism bad? Property values decline with low-quality people! Woman goes off over Rabbi Shmuley! The Hake…
The Hake ReportBringing back Christianity! | Thu 3-28-24
Mitch's sis-in-law died! "Truth" ego debates. Trump Bible! Christians, "antisemitism." RIP Joe Lieberman! Woman victimhood culture attacks men! The Hake…
The Hake Report'DEI' slur? DoorDash fraud! | Wed 3-27-24
s/o black ladies! Baltimore mayor slurred as "DEI"! Community Notes mad! DoorDash fraud: black hands doctor food delivery pic for refund! The Hake Report…
The Hake ReportFill in the blank! | Tue 3-26-24
Hype on aborsh "rights." NAACP: Black women are…? Single mother's 16yo "bullied" daughter dies. Calls: God, Confederacy, Easter. The Hake Report, Tuesday…
The Hake ReportDon't get caught up! | Mon 3-25-24
Hake news, lame Lisa Murkowski against Trump, Kate Middleton cancer drama, election threats and assumptions … The Hake Report, Monday, March 25, 2024 AD TIME…
The Hake ReportManly Macron? Girly Elmo! (SHORT SHOW!) | Fri 3-22-24
Macron playing manly vs Putin? Calls: Christianity, evil. "Irish" PM resigns! RyanAir stewardesses, pretty? Elmo asks how you're doing. The Hake Report…
The Hake ReportAnti-discrimination is hateful! | Thu 3-21-24
"Zionist" nationalism, extreme? Callers against housing discrimination. "I'm better than Trump." Kyle R. heckled at TPUSA event: "hate speech!" The Hake…
The Hake ReportChat educates Hake and Hasan Piker! | Wed 3-20-24
Hake news hodge podge! Hasan Piker misinterprets Destiny's mom! Calls on pot use/quitting, near-death lessons, and politics MESS. The Hake Report, Wednesday…
The Hake ReportWorried Fathers! 😱 | Tue 3-19-24
Hake's back from Jury Duty! Callers on Trump in courts. Kanye, judged by Christians! Child custody problems: worried fathers call! The Hake Report, Tuesday…
The Hake ReportJoel Friday for HAKE Again | Mon 3-18-24
GUEST HOST: Joel Friday in for The Hake Report again! Monday, March 18, 2024 AD NO TIME STAMPS … BLOG…
The Hake ReportJoel Friday in for Hake | Fri 3-15-24
GUEST HOST: Joel Friday in for The Hake Report, Friday, March 15, 2024 AD — Hake is out today! GUEST HOST: Joel Friday TV links…
The Hake ReportSome People Are Not to Be Trusted | Thu 3-14-24
Don't hire Don Lemon! Neil Young vs Spotify. Fun calls on libs, black culture. Maternal mortality, overblown? Spring break vs Easter vacation! The Hake Report…
The Hake ReportFreedom of speech isn't that important! | Tue 3-12-24
Call the police on JK Rowling! No free speech! Joel Friday vs Charlie Kirk! Calls and Super Chats on slavery and evil judgment. The Hake Report, Tuesday, March…
The Hake ReportVictim-Perp Rogan Guest? Trump Loves Despots! | Mon 3-11-24
Ex-con activist Joe Rogan guest, alleged head in freezer! Callers: Uncle Tom's Cabin propaganda! Trump loves despots, say advisors! The Hake Report, Monday…
The Hake ReportCrishaun the Don (Misfit Nation) AND Joel Friday TV! | Fri 3-8-24
COHOSTS! Crishaun the Don and Joel Friday on SOTU, diabetes, TikTok daughter, black testosterone, "racism," and an immodest neighbor! The Hake Report, Friday…
The Hake ReportElijah McClain, Trump, IVF Drama | Thu 3-7-24
Elijah McClain, "Rest In Power… Chin up, kings!" People judging Trump. Interesting calls! In Vitro Fertilization drama. The Hake Report, Thursday, March 7…
The Hake ReportCrishaun the Don (Misfit Nation) Returns Again! | Wed 3-6-24
GUEST: Crishaun the Don on Paul's "judgment." White victimhood! (Calls on Tongues.) Right wing fall for conspiracies! Roots of U.S. "racism." The Hake Report…
The Hake ReportUN Activism. Calls on TRUMP: Owned? Liar? | Tue 3-5-24
Calls and one story. Realistic Confederate history. UN Gaza R-word drama. "Nobody owns Trump." And, "Trump is a liar!" The Hake Report, Tuesday, March 5, 2024…
The Hake ReportCaller Wars III? Stuck in the 60s! | Mon
Another busy calls day — callers vs callers. Racial resentment! Living in the past! Fake history! Whites getting angry and emotional! The Hake Report, Monday…
The Hake ReportIrritated Callers, First Day of Ladies' Month! | Fri 3-1-24
WoMeN's HiStOrY MoNtH! Ape-ray aborsh agitprop! Scared of S-word! Bible Thumper calls against JLP and Paul! Discrimination super chats. The Hake Report…
The Hake ReportBlack history is spreading! | Thu 2-29-24
Calls, Super Chats, and black history music! "Study to show thyself approved"? Crime and out-of-wedlock shamelessness, black and white! Gaza in ruins! The Hake…
The Hake ReportCallers on Facts and Anger. Shmaxine Drama! | Wed 2-28-24
All calls day: Long talks with Joe and Mark: white and black anger. Shmaxine injury simp drama! (Read your super chats tomorrow!) The Hake Report, Wednesday…
The Hake ReportNo Identity! 'Earthrise'! Hake on Women! | Tue 2-27-24
Katie Porter calls LGBT_ an "identity." Ball Earth Hake propaganda! (Earthrise pic!) Cernovich and TERF on women vs men in relationship failings. The Hake…
The Hake ReportLiars selectively tell facts and enforce laws! | Mon 2-26-24
Hake and caller accuse each other of lying. Is Trump on Putin's side? Navalny's passing. Newsom gets "tough on crime"? No. The Hake Report, Monday, February…
The Hake ReportThird Rail with Omar: Israel, USA, Ethnic Domination! | Fri 2-23-24
Super Chats, angry artist Basquiat, then GUEST: Third Rail with Omar talks Trump, Christians, Muslims, Jews, history, and immigration — with callers! The Hake…
The Hake ReportCan't you tell an evil spirit? | Thu 2-22-24
Watch your wrong spirit! Not other people's evil! Christianity a white religion? Hebrews black? Fani Willis, blind cheered by the blind in black church! The…
The Hake ReportCalls: Anger. Jokl: Evil, Christian Decline | Wed 2-21-24
Calls: Black women, anger, remarriage, the Bible. GUEST: Deep Left Jokl: Evil, morality, and Christian decline. The Hake Report, Wednesday, February 21, 2024…
The Hake ReportHake's VP pick! Racial solution: Understanding! | Tue 2-20-24
Hake's VP pick: Trump/Azzmador '24! Calls on blacks, whites, crime, and solutions! Whites-only VP? Not Larry Elder, and why! The Hake Report, Tuesday, February…
The Hake ReportBigg Bump: YT son OD? Samuel L Jackson; White Quiet Quit | Mon 2-19-24
CO-HOST Bigg Bump: Susan Wojcicki's son died. Samuel L Jackson, angry radical. Whites quiet quitting! Kyle R vs Breonna Taylor?! (Calls!) The Hake Report…
The Hake ReportWagyu Burgers! Calls! 'Trump Worship'? Save America? | Fri 2-16-24
"Experts" Wagyu burger taste test! Calls on immigration, Trump legal persecution, "Trump worship," and evil Fani Willis! (Stream issues today, sorry!) The Hake…
The Hake Report'Saving' Others? Eating 'Right'? Sneako vs Strickland | Thu 2-15-24
Calls: She wants boyfriend "saved." Trump in Supreme Court. Anti-JLP. Civil War generals. Diet best practices. Sneako vs Strickland spar drama. The Hake…
The Hake ReportValentine's Day with Hake! Harry, T Swift, Kelce | Wed 2-14-24
Kelce pronunciation! Dana White sick of it (no clip)! Prince Harry's wife, ugh! T Swift not so bad! Fun supers and calls: Sotomayor, Putin… The Hake Report…
The Hake ReportYes, MORE Civil War history! Brainwashing! | Tue 2-13-24
Calls: Confederate culture, Lee vs Grant, "insurrectionist" label. Crime, blacks, and brainwashing. "Domestication syndrome!" Husband tried to aborsh wife's…
The Hake ReportShameful Super Bowl MESS! SMH… | Mon 2-12-24
Calls on shameful Super Bowl ads, half-time show, T Swift hype… Must Christians tithe? Peanut allergy joke! Woman words in media! The Hake Report, Monday…
The Hake ReportFree Speech and 'Denazification' (Putin-Tucker calls!) | Fri 2-9-24
Calls discuss mess in America, free speech, the Putin-Tucker interview, and what "denazification" means to Russians vs Americans and Jews. The Hake Report…
The Hake ReportApostle Paul's FAKE? Hake INCITEMENT? | Thu 2-8-24
Calls: Apostle Paul deniers! Incitement laws! Civil War, insurrection, and pro-aborsh FACE Act. NF gang member on crime. La la la = 666? The Hake Report…
The Hake Report'InSuRrEcTiOn!' and 'WoMeN's RiGhTs!' | Wed 2-7-24
"Insurrection" phoniness! Calls on immigration, "racism," VP ideas. Self-destructive women's rights: Andrew Tate, aborsh, preemies! The Hake Report, Wednesday…
The Hake ReportAnti-racism is evil. Are unions ever OK? | Tue 2-6-24
Ukrainian Miss Japan "exposed"! Poor innocent black victims, not! Dartmouth basketball unionized! Do unions have a place? The Hake Report, Tuesday, February 6…
The Hake ReportStick with what you know! (Hake on gang life) | Mon 2-5-24
You don't KNOW Trump or Biden! Hake on gang life: Violence, 3-strikes! Interesting calls: Devils fighting "for what's right"! The Hake Report, Monday, February…
The Hake ReportWho's the worst Trump VP pick you can think of? | Fri 2-2-24
Call-in show! Country goin' down. Who'd be a good Trump VP pick? (Some ideas worse than others!) Mike Tyson's R-word accuser, a mess! The Hake Report, Friday…
The Hake ReportDon't Hate the Tattlers! Don't Believe Accusers! | Thu 2-1-24
Some great calls. Mark Cuban's unchristian tattle-tale reaction to X trolls! Hake digs himself a hole talking Biden, the "R-word," and "PDFs"! The Hake Report…
The Hake ReportWoman Worship! Dirty Video Girl; Beach Boys Guy | Wed 1-31-24
Porn girl likes attention, not her father. -Charlie Kirk! Brian Wilson of Beach Boys: My late wife, my savior, my emotional stability! Caller debate on crime!…
The Hake ReportPoor Victim Women, and 'Men' Taking Up! IDC! | Tue 1-30-24
Megyn Kelly, bad for "women"! Allie Phillips, ego trip revisited! Confrontational calls: Trump "crimes," Biden's alleged R-word! The Hake Report, Tuesday…