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The Hake Report
Discussing "news" from a Christian "alpha male" viewpoint. (No endorsement implied. Info may be false.) James Hake shares his takes on The Hake Report — part of Jesse Lee Peterson's network.
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Episodes
The Hake ReportHake knows nothing. Aborsh theory! | Mon 1-29-24
Hake doesn't know foreign policy. Lame callers' potshots. Immigration point. Death penalty lead to repentance? Extended Aborsh story! The Hake Report, Monday…
The Hake ReportGod Science. More Hair Talk. Hell on Earth. | Fri 1-26-24
CJ: "sCiEnTiFiC eViDeNcE for GoD!" Biden for Aborsh! Calls (incl. Maze!) on blacks' hair, military, Israel! Hake on secretly Canadian Tucker! The Hake Report…
The Hake ReportMental Health, Blacks' Hair, Immigration, Applesauce | Thu 1-25-24
Rev Dr lady wants funding for black kids' mental health! Callers derail Hake's show discussing blacks' hair and Ecuadorian "poison" applesauce! The Hake…
The Hake ReportA double standard of 'Justice'! | Wed 1-24-24
Calls: Injustice, Trump, War of 1812, Civil War. Double standard of justice! Ketanji Onyika Brown Jackson and husband's crying and PDAs! The Hake Report…
The Hake ReportSupreme Court isn't a 'conservative majority' | Tue 1-23-24
Calls! Trump vs Establishment. RINO Justices Amy Barrett, John Roberts. Tim Scott knelt to girlfriend! London Breed saves SF Safeway? Trump on Civil War. The…
The Hake Report'Trump Worship' vs Blind Intellectuals! | Mon 1-22-24
More Trump simping! Nimarata "dog whistle." DeSantis kiss-up! LONG CALL with spiritually blind intellectual Trump haters! The Hake Report, Monday, January 22…
The Hake ReportRelationship Advice. Smoke Alarms. Trump Simping? | Fri 1-19-24
Don't marry the first one you date? Calls: Smoke alarm, still chirping! Italian: JLP's right! Cancer diagnosis kills? "Christian" Trump critics… The Hake…
The Hake ReportCalls: Is Jesus God? Mama Biden vs Based Banks | Thu 1-18-24
Many calls: Is Jesus God? Hake sings Christian metal. Mama Biden saves bums from bank overdraft fees! "To him who has, more shall be given!" The Hake Report…
The Hake Report'Anti-Racist' Mess and 'Christian' Trump Haters | Wed 1-17-24
Nikki Haley on "racism." Callers on "justice," Israel, studies, and trailer parks. "Christian" woman Beth Moore bashes Trump supporters! The Hake Report…
The Hake ReportCalls and Supers: America, Race, Corrupt People! | Tue 1-16-24
Calls: AI? Military decline. Trump: negotiate Civil War! "American" defined! Race and crime. Founders' mixed babies? Corrupt gov't? MLK Google Doodle. The Hake…
The Hake ReportBigg Bump on the blacks and more! | Mon 1-15-24
CO-HOST: Bigg Bump on based(?) Huntington Beach, black culture, Shohei Ohtani, Army's decline, Gambino on Trump, and mothering autism. The Hake Report, Monday…
The Hake ReportGuns, Race, Socialism… Macking Debate! | Fri 1-12-24
Gun control Twitter. Voting by race, gender. French Canadian socialism rant. Callers vs Joel: Pursue women, don't just seek God! The Hake Report, Friday…
The Hake Report'Genocide' Hypocrisy! Fun Calls on Race! | Thu 1-11-24
Based John Fetterman: South Africa crying "genocide" on Israel? Please! Mostly calls on race and "racism," blacks, Mexicans, and whites! The Hake Report…
The Hake ReportTrump Beats FDR | Wed 1-10-24
Trump vs lady "judges," Mark Cuban, and communists! Black Jesus? Rick Warren, simp! TN tornadoes: rich Boomers. FDR wore a dress? The Hake Report, Wednesday…
The Hake ReportForeign Ladies Taking Over. Surrogates? Evil WSJ. | Tue 1-9-24
Maori Hata dance in NZ parliament. Ladies in politics. Surrogate motherhood. Elon Musk vs WSJ. 400m runners. (Interesting calls!) The Hake Report, Tuesday…
The Hake ReportWhite Confidence! DEI Talk. Fun Calls. | Mon 1-8-24
White man vs black female! News updates (and audio issues). Fun calls: Mark Cuban, DEI, Trump vs Biden economy, immigration. Letitia James vs NRA. The Hake…
The Hake ReportHake's Back: Movies, Acting, Epstein, 'Anti-Semitism' | Fri 1-5-24
Hake's back! S/O guest hosts! Movies, acting, Batman. Epstein debunking! "Anti-Semitism" debunking! Nice calls. The Hake Report, Friday, January 5, 2024 AD…
The Hake ReportJoel Friday, Sean: Acting/Learning, Kanye's Wives' Bodies | Thu 1-4-24
GUEST HOSTS Joel Friday and Sean: Actors and Focusing on self; Hassan and calls: Kanye's wives' sexualized bodies. The Hake Report, guest hosted by Joel Friday…
The Hake ReportJoel Friday: Derek Chauvin, Drag Queen, Manson | Wed 1-3-24
GUEST HOST: Joel Friday on Derek Chauvin and alleged attacker John Turscak, a drag queen talking with children, and Experts on Charles Manson and what "based"…
The Hake ReportHappy New Year with Hake Crime! | Tue 1-2-24
Watch out for crime! Pray this New Year, blacks and whites! They're stealing Corolla catalytic converters, not just Prius! Friendly calls… The Hake Report…
The Hake ReportMerry Christmas and Happy 'Racism' with Hake! | Fri. 12-22-23
Merry Christmas! Last Hake of the year! Calls and Supers, mostly on "racism" and history! Devils right about each other! The Hake Report, Friday, December 22…
The Hake ReportAircraftSparky: Trump, Israel, Messianic Judaism | Thu. 12-21-23
GUEST: AircraftSparky, a Messianic Jew: Trump! Israel-Palestine war! Calls: "Tolerance," Epstein Island, Jesus' name, KJV, the Sabbath, Sacred Name Movement…
The Hake ReportCalls for/against the Beautiful South and 'RaCiSM'! | Wed. 12-20-23
CALLS! Hake defends Confederate monuments, the Rebel flag, and "racists" in chat! More history lessons (incl. Trail of Tears) and common sense! The Hake…
The Hake ReportHistory Lessons, History Destroyed! | Tue. 12-19-23
Calls! Christian Bible people! History lessons: Civil War monument removals. Illegal cops? Coffees (missed Super Chats!) The Hake Report, Tuesday, December 19…
The Hake Report'Deist' Founders? 'Trans' Family? Ethan Crumbley? | Mon. 12-18-23
Calls on Muslim guest, Omar. Fire extinguisher to menorah! Deist Founders? CNN trans family propaganda. Ethan Crumbley sentencing. The Hake Report, Monday…
The Hake ReportThird Rail with Omar: Israel-Palestine Drama Continues | Fri. 12-15-23
GUEST: Third Rail with Omar speaks against Israel on Palestine Hamas war and takes calls! The Hake Report, Friday, December 15, 2023 AD GUEST LINKS…
The Hake Report'Pro-life' Mama Spirit? Menthol Bans? War Losers? | Thu. 12-14-23
Karen Keiser on aborsh. Ideal child-bearing age? Mama spirit pro-lifers? Mostly calls today! Menthol bans! War history: Major losses! The Hake Report…
The Hake Report'Self Hate,' Single Mothers, Reading and History | Wed. 12-13-23
Just calls! "Self-hating" black conservatives? Reading levels? History lessons. Single black mothers. Spiritual advice? The Hake Report, Wednesday, December…
The Hake Report'Healthcare' and COMMUNISM with Dylan Burns | Tue. 12-12-23
The Hake Report, Tuesday, December 12, 2023 AD GUEST LINKS: https://www.twitch.tv/dylanburnstv | https://www.youtube.com/@dylanburnstv |…
The Hake ReportGhetto Earth, 'God and Country,' Maggots Kissing! | Mon. 12-11-23
Ghetto Earth: Thanks, whites! Christian nationalism, anti-Trump film! Callers on race, history, each other. Seeing males kiss is like maggots! The Hake Report…
The Hake ReportCallers War Over Race in America! | Fri. 12-8-23
Mostly calls! Racial minorities rising. Can't accept change? Slavery? We're all forced to work! Israel from God? Caller stories. Cherokee Barbie chief! The…
The Hake Report'Protect Kids' from These DEMOCRATS! | Thu. 12-7-23
Calls on race, crime. Van Jones shaking at Vivek. "Protect Trans Kids." Teacher on "family"! Jasmine Crocket. Gavin Newsom. TX mother's aborsh case! The Hake…
The Hake ReportRacial Stories and Comments by LIBERALS | Wed. 12-6-23
Interesting racial stories: 1917 Camp Logan Mutiny, Biden minority, illegals in military. Calls, Supers, George Santos, and Space. Ibram X Kendi preaches for…
The Hake ReportIllegal Carpet Booties! Chickens Home to Roost? | Tue. 12-5-23
Immigration MESS at the border! Josh Hawley OWNS Merrick Garland on Trump raid! Interesting calls: Commie-Capitalism! The Hake Report, Tuesday, December 5…
The Hake ReportPastors Fight in Flat Earth Debate! | Mon. 12-4-23
Pastors fight in FE debate! (Space is real, btw.) What's it matter, Christians? CNN on "Pick-me" girls (harmful slur). The Hake Report, Monday, December 4…
The Hake ReportAutistic Teens, Mamas, DeSantis vs Newsom! | Fri. 12-1-23
Autistic "teen" beat teacher, adoptive mother cries. DeSantis vs Newsom: SF feces, virus safety. Great calls on memory, parents, racism, and "OGs"! The Hake…
The Hake ReportElon Musk: Go Forget Yourself! | Thu. 11-30-23
Piers Morgan vs Kyle Rittenhouse. Social Justice activist killed in L.A. Elon Musk, defiant for X. Cher and another liberal singer's messed up values. The Hake…
The Hake ReportCrishaun the Don Returns (Misfit Nation) | Wed. 11-29-23
GUEST: Crishaun the Don explains proper N-word use, the sin of women voting (callers!), the value of 2A and racial profiling. Black conservatives are not…
The Hake ReportLiberal AI! 'Authentic'! 'Self-care' Plush Octopus | Tue. 11-28-23
AI is liberal and a mama! "Authentic," Webster's word of the year. CNN promotes "self-care," OCD, and anxious kids. Hake's plush Octopus! The Hake Report…
The Hake ReportGenocide is a Liberal Word! | Mon. 11-27-23
Shoplifting! Chauvin stabbed! Brooklyn Dad: Trump calls blacks "racist." Israel-Palestine drama! Media Matters: white genocide on Twitter! (VERY ROUGH START…
The Hake ReportIrish Trouble. 'Love'/Family Mess. Anti-white, Anti-2A | Fri. 11-24-23
Ireland riots after "immigrant" stabs kids. "Love": K-Fed vs Britney, Oscar Pistorius. Liberal mass killer blames NRA. Commies are greedy. (YouTube strike!)…
The Hake ReportThanksgiving with HAKE | Thu. 11-23-23
2016 Trump on Ted Cruz shills! Ricky Vaughn tricked POCs out of voting rights? Nice calls on 9/11, food, snakes. Evil liars deceiving kids! The Hake Report…
The Hake Report9/11 Physics, Trans 'Science,' and Flat Earth | Wed. 11-22-23
CNN needs an editor. Make AI more liberal! WTC 7 makes sense. "Lahaina strong," not! Flat Earth "debate." Trans "passing" cartoon. The Hake Report, Wednesday…
The Hake Report2014 BLM lies rehashed! Mildly attractive interracial ad! | Tue. 11-21-23
Black thieves! John Crawford, 2014 BLM "victim" meme! No minimum wage! YouTube interracial ad! DEI, "antiracist math" in schools! The Hake Report, Tuesday…
The Hake ReportMusk, Trump, Taxes, Suicide, Sin, Bible Pushing | Mon. 11-20-23
Elon "anti-Semitic"? "Eliminate" Trump? Is paying taxes evil? Black kids stealing! SF bridge suicide net! Fun calls on sin, Jesus, and the Bible! (SILENT START…
The Hake ReportTom Foolery: Women in Politics... | Fri. 11-17-23
GUEST: Tom Foolery on women voting, single mothers, deadbeat fathers, leaving Christianity, the Bible, and Trump (truth-teller or liar?) The Hake Report…
The Hake ReportPink, Britney, Women... So Disappointing. | Thu. 11-16-23
Pink, so edgy, not! Tim Scott's girlfriend. William's disappointed. CNN on "dating." Britney Spears "aborsh" gossip. Talking "black" and "Southern." The Hake…
The Hake ReportStardust: Far-Left Dehumanizing Their Enemies | Wed. 11-15-23
GUEST: Stardust on her documentary: "UNMASKED: The Far-Left's Mastery in Dehumanization." Victims, anti-racism, anti-Semitism, police brutality… The Hake…
The Hake ReportFun White Slurs! Ball Earth Diagram! Petra, Arab City! | Tue. 11-14-23
Funny white slurs by TikTok gal. ISS pics, ball earth diagram, women astronauts! Petra city: Arabs are awesome! Great calls! The Hake Report, Tuesday, November…
The Hake ReportBigg Bump: 'Minorities' and Persecution of the Free (Veterans Day) | Fri. 11-10-23
CO-HOST: Bigg Bump joins Hake for Veterans Day (observed) to cover blacks, women, Hillary, Owen, and more. Great calls on Trump and truth! The Hake Report…
The Hake ReportAnger, Violence, Gossip! Flat Earth Debate Gets HEATED | Thu. 11-9-23
Obama "N-word pass"! Climate roadblock shooting, Panama! Callers gossip and fight over Flat Earth! Do you live right? The Hake Report, Thursday, November 9…
The Hake ReportFlat Earth DEBUNKED: Curve, Spin, Bible TRUTH | Wed. 11-8-23
Callers derail Hake's show with Flat Earth debate! Spin, Curve, Bible, Space… Divided Christians! Does it help you "live right"? Free will, or correction? The…
The Hake ReportWhy Hide the Manifesto? Trash Everywhere! | Tue. 11-7-23
Nashville manifesto leak: Hiding anti-white hate! Trash and violence in US, UK, Mexico, Europe. Calls on racial profiling and statistics! The Hake Report…
The Hake ReportMathew (Caught in the Middle) on Israel-Hamas War | Mon. 11-6-23
GUEST: Mathew of Caught in the Middle talks Israel-Palestine war and American establishment as a veteran who served in the Middle East. The Hake Report…
The Hake Report'N-word' Truth and 'Flat Earth' Lies | Fri. 11-3-23
Lots of calls re: "N-word," respect, "history," emotional propaganda, and the Flat Earth! Knowledge vs Love! The Hake Report, Friday, November 3, 2023 AD TIME…
The Hake ReportPost-Crishaun 'N-word' Discussion | Thu. 11-2-23
Halloween Latin kids! Euro vandal arrested! Tons of calls: Extended "N-word" discussion: Disrespect, dehumanization, and liberal victim mentality! The Hake…
The Hake ReportCrishaun the Don, Misfit Nation: Race, Christ, Israel | Wed. 11-1-23
GUEST: Crishaun the Don of Misfit Nation: "Racism" can be good or bad! Christians should support Israel. Callers react! The Hake Report, Wednesday, November 1…
The Hake Report'Apartheid state' and Bible stories with Hake | Tue. 10-31-23
Taqiya is human nature! Media downplay other evil! Adult Halloween? Egyptian "apartheid" of Israelites! Marxist "equality" vs the Bible. The Hake Report…
The Hake ReportKaz (Atheist Edge) on Religion | Mon. 10-30-23
GUEST: Kaz of Atheist Edge, a Christian-turned-atheist military veteran on God, religion, and racism. Is diversity good? Do we make decisions? The Hake Report…
The Hake ReportThird Rail Omar: Muslim Take on Israel-Palestine War | Fri. 10-27-23
Supers: Dating, Dylan Burns, Vaxx. GUEST: Third Rail Omar's take on Israel-Palestine conflict, Trump, Biden, and American immigrants. Callers second hour! The…