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The Hake Report
Discussing "news" from a Christian "alpha male" viewpoint. (No endorsement implied. Info may be false.) James Hake shares his takes on The Hake Report — part of Jesse Lee Peterson's network.
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Episodes
The Hake ReportDylan Burns: Ukraine, Israel, Biden v Trump | Thu. 10-26-23
Mike Johnson, new Christian RINO speaker. GUEST: Dylan Burns on Israel, Palestine, Ukraine, Russia, "Communism" in America? The Hake Report, Thursday, October…
The Hake ReportBurned out, 'Raging,' Mental Health | Wed. 10-25-23
Trump "raging" at traitors? Pakman: Biden's better! Half of nurses burned out! Social media sued, bad for kids' mental health? The Hake Report, Wednesday…
The Hake ReportGreta's cute octopus. Calls! Religious Assumptions! Immigrants! | Tue. 10-24-23
Greta's stuffed Octopus, Rashida Tlaib last week. Tons of calls on Religion: Islam, Koran, Bible, "truth," history, and IMMIGRANTS! The Hake Report, Tuesday…
The Hake ReportIsrael-Palestine Busybodies! ISIS Kids! Who Cares! | Mon. 10-23-23
Clinton "legacy." Israel-Palestine busybodies, Greta Thunberg! 2015: ISIS kids! Childless Hake: "Who cares!" Callers: Trump lied re: Sidney Powell? The Hake…
The Hake ReportWar Drama. Beta Fathers? Robbers Shot! | Fri. 10-20-23
Christians support Israel: Jewish Reddit reacts. Interesting calls: Betas vs wives, black fathers in prison. Shootings of robbers. The Hake Report, Friday…
The Hake ReportPierre, Not Based? Israel-Hamas and Air Travel Drama! | Thu. 10-19-23
Pierre Poilievre, not based? Israel-Hamas hospital drama. Harvard, good school? Air travel down the tubes! Netanyahu, good or bad? The Hake Report, Thursday…
The Hake ReportBig Lips Hostage! Queens and Haitians! | Wed. 10-18-23
J6: Two worlds! Gaza explosion: 'Brave' filtered context! Pretty hostage, lips too big. "Queens" and Haitians. Based Canadian? The Hake Report, Wednesday…
The Hake Report'Hate' and 'Mental Illness' on the Rise! | Tue. 10-17-23
Dem billionaire: Trump was right! 'Hate' on the rise: Amy Schumer! Latin America Netflix pw thieves! Mentally ill parents of children! The Hake Report…
The Hake ReportIsrael-Shaming! Wiki Loves Women. Ariana Grande's BF | Mon. 10-16-23
Charlie Kirk, not an anti-Semite! Naphtali Bennett, beta! Wiki quotes women. George Floyd, "You can't win!" Ariana Grande, homewrecker! The Hake Report…
The Hake ReportRadical Coder: 'Racism,' etc. | Fri. 10-13-23
GUEST: "left of liberal" Radical Coder (Ryan) talks racism, Trump, immigration, poverty, whites, and the federal govt — with Hake and callers. The Hake Report…
The Hake ReportIsrael-Palestine MESS! And Unloving LIBERALS! | Thu. 10-12-23
Alternative facts on Middle East conflict. Hillary MAGA camp! Baby Hake 2013! BLM corporate kiss-ups too quiet for ADL! The Hake Report, Thursday, October 12…
The Hake ReportPeet's Ads, SMH. Israel War? Dehumanizing Language! | Wed. 10-11-23
RACIST Peet's Coffee! Trump palate cleansers. Calls: Israel-Palestine; "All musicians are liberal." Dehumanizing language! Gal aged in 2 years! The Hake…
The Hake ReportIs 'Child Care' a 'Civil Right'? | Tue. 10-10-23
Library of Congress "civil rights" fights, including "child care"! Indigenous vs Columbus! "Enforcers" fight in hockey! Israel and Civil War atrocity talk! The…
The Hake ReportBigg Bump: Indigenous Columbus Day with Hake | Mon. 10-9-23
Salvation Army: Jesus for migrants! Ron Paul: Israel created Hamas! Hillary: Deprogram MAGA cult! Literacy a civil right? The Hake Report, Monday, October 9…
The Hake ReportAircraftSparky: Tyrants, the South, Trump, St. Floyd | Fri. 10-6-23
GUEST: AircraftSparky discusses Lincoln's tyranny, Hillary's re-education, "reparations," Trump vs DeSantis, George Floyd, and Jan 6. The Hake Report, Friday…
The Hake ReportSelfish People Hurting Themselves and Others! | Thu. 10-5-23
Unreasonable POC attacks! Spoiled counter-productive students, unions, and nurses! Need more atheists, not God, in America! The Hake Report, Thursday, October…
The Hake ReportRINO McCarthy SUPLEXED! We hate vets? | Wed. 10-4-23
McCarthy ousted: R's mad! Trump and Hake dismiss vets? Goats defy gravity. Chewbacca breakup. Baltimore tech CEO murder. The Hake Report, Wednesday, October 4…
The Hake ReportAborsh, Slavery, AOC, Biden, So Serious! | Tue. 10-3-23
Ladies for evil power! More on Confederate history, slavery. Caught up on identity? Clips on T Swift, Biden on MAGA extremists… The Hake Report, Tuesday…
The Hake ReportHake Talks Politics, Dating, and Pop Culture! | Mon. 10-2-23
Phony politicians: EMILY's List, black RINOs, Dem ladies... Illegals R-word girls? Men don't approach women! The Golden Bachelor, ugh. The Hake Report, Monday…
The Hake ReportEmasculation, Destruction, Propaganda: Third Rail Omar | Fri. 9-29-23
Shutdown the gov't? Third Rail with Omar: Culture is corrupt, but GOP is whites-only, Trump's only for himself! Gov't healthcare? The Hake Report, Friday…
The Hake ReportCry R-word Culture! Insurance Conspiracy? | Thu. 9-28-23
Women crying R-word culture! Hake's climate excuse insurance theory. Dutch TV pollutes kids' minds! Irish gymnastics' "racism" apology! The Hake Report…
The Hake ReportThieves ARE getting away! T Swift is a CHRISTIAN! | Wed. 9-27-23
Philly looting! Seattle libs mock hell. Answers to suicide. T Swift's liberal "Christian" values. IG football "hugger" mom and son defiant! El Paso Walmart…
The Hake ReportSo many 14-year-old girls 'died by suicide' | Tue. 9-26-23
More shoplifters get stopped! Liberal sympathy for Arab girls. Parents blame bullies, schools, "stigma" for 14yo daughters who "died by suicide." The Hake…
The Hake ReportThe Tables Are Turning! | Mon. 9-25-23
Miss Zimbabwe a white native! Store thief gets tackled, finally! Trump positive thinking for Wash Post! Socialist free school lunches: Now not enough time! The…
The Hake ReportLet them be criminal and casual, it's fine! | Fri. 9-22-23
Libs fearmonger about "fascists" as border and crime go out of control. Fetterman and other signs of men on decline… A couple black callers. The Hake Report…
The Hake ReportJokl: Losers, whites, Jews, Oliver Anthony, Brandon | Thu. 9-21-23
Hake interviews Jokl: Why whites are losing, blaming Jews (Oliver Anthony, "Let's Go Brandon"). Jokl talks to black callers! The Hake Report, Thursday…
The Hake ReportSilly Show! Prager on Lucifer. MeToo: Who Cares? | Wed. 9-20-23
Hake pontificates… Prager: Evil is bright… Interesting calls... Russell Brand "MeToo" mess… Refugee Resettlement Watch… The Hake Report, Wednesday, September…
The Hake ReportEllen vs Christian! Trump on the 'Trans' Q | Tue. 9-19-23
Classy Trump! Unclassy Ellen! Weak Drew Barrymore! The "trans" question. Ashton Kutcher, Danny Masterson MeToo'd by Gascón! The Hake Report, Tuesday, September…
The Hake ReportCaller Wars, Telling Each Other: 'Go Back!' | Mon. 9-18-23
Trump loves Jewish people! Fun caller wars, accusing each other of complaining! Illegal and homeless mess, SMH. The Hake Report, Monday, September 18, 2023 AD…
The Hake ReportEllen's Mom; Seattle 'Xenophobic' Police; And Other Communism | Fri. 9-15-23
Jake Paul-Vivek collab. German climate roadblock. Ellen's Early Life check. Seattle cop hit India pedestrian. Mitt texted Mitch. Gen Z stressed over money. The…
The Hake ReportBlack Ladies Rule! PA Escapee also Illegal | Thu. 9-14-23
Fantasy vs reality on the black ladies! Spoiled unions and illegals: Brazilian PA murderer, per NYT. (Callers think they're like Trump!) The Hake Report…
The Hake ReportRepublican'ts for the Kids! Aliens of All Kinds! | Wed. 9-13-23
Nasty books to censor! RINOs for parents! Dem AG checks NM Governess on 2A! Brazilian illegal murderer re-caught! Tulsi discovers AP is propaganda! The Hake…
The Hake ReportBASED Drew Barrymore DEFIES 'Victim' Hollywood Strikes! | Tue. 9-12-23
NYC thief kids! Illegal caravan. Drew Barrymore: fake-childlike, but anti-victim! Biden, Trump's "thinly veiled" attacks on whites, blacks. The Hake Report…
The Hake ReportLadies and their big ideas about 'work,' etc. | Mon. 9-11-23
Parents, "affirm" kids! Obama workout! Hake remembers 9/11. CNN, ADL criticize Elon! Women bring drama to soccer, "work." E Jean Carroll is adorable! The Hake…
The Hake ReportDeSantis yells at a black as crime SOARS in California! | Fri. 9-8-23
DeSantis let people hunt blacks? Nonsense! California crime update. Tony and Maze on the Bible and whites. Viral "hug" mama's IG! The Hake Report, Friday…
The Hake ReportPersuasive ADL. Interesting Calls? Naomi Osaka Bashing! | Thu. 9-7-23
ADL: "Counsel culture," not cancel culture! Calls on Civil War, Nikki Haley. Naomi Osaka showed out-of-wedlock pregnant belly (uncensored)! The Hake Report…
The Hake Report'Moms' and 'Dads' according to LIBERALS | Wed. 9-6-23
Mama dressed for club jumps on football son for a hug. Boy lied about going to heaven, parents a mess! Liberals wanna reform "Dads," boys, and masculinity…
The Hake ReportADL Defamation? 'Hate Numbers'! Fun Show! | Tue. 9-5-23
Interesting few calls! Based interracial Mormon dating? Elon Musk to sue ADL for defamation? "Hate numbers"! NASCAR diversity smh. Help the poor? The Hake…
The Hake Report'Labor Day' with Bigg Bump and Hake | Mon. 9-4-23
Black callers confront Bigg Bump! Schizophrenia.nyc! CalTech, Chicago, Big Altima Energy, Call of Duty lowering standards, no white men! The Hake Report…
The Hake ReportADL Trend! 'Bachelor'! UK vs 'Spastic'! DC Lady Cusses! | Fri. 9-1-23
Jake Shields exposes ADL. No "trans kids" in TX! "The Golden Bachelor" update! Anti-"spaz" UK! DC lady cusses at climate activists! The Hake Report, Friday…
The Hake ReportAdopting Lib 'Hate' Language! Hake Reacts to News Chat! | Thu. 8-31-23
Emmett Till: She grabbed a gun! Jake Shields: ADL a "hate group"! Hake News chat! Great calls: Trump, Israel, Elvis, Wow Hassan! The Hake Report, Thursday…
The Hake ReportMama Adele: Let the Fan Be, Do Not Hinder Him | Wed. 8-30-23
Various news… Adele, like Jesus for fans. Asian-on-Asian violence! A few fun black calls (incl. Hake's fave). Megyn Kelly vs pro-trans wolves! The Hake Report…
The Hake ReportSexist Soccer Kiss! DC Libs Cuss! Black Woman Athlete! | Tue. 8-29-23
Jenni Hermoso, "sexual aggression" victim? DC libs mad at climate radicals! Sha'Carri Richardson, bold and black! Men's regrets in marriage! The Hake Report…
The Hake ReportAlleviate 'Climate Anxiety' by Rallying the Crowd! | Mon. 8-28-23
Calls on "racist" FL shooting. "Mentally ill Swedish child," 2019! Activism alleviates climate anxiety! RINOs raising hands: Sure or unsure? The Hake Report…
The Hake ReportOldtimers Don't Go for LGBTQ 'Fad' | Fri. 8-25-23
Santana, Alice Cooper, and a based black bigot wade into trans controversy! Science of shame, per female psychologists. The Hake Report, Friday, August 25…
The Hake ReportRaise Your Hands, RINO Try-hards! | Thu. 8-24-23
GOP debate try-hards Vivek vs Christie; DeSantis: Raise your hand! Trump border wall fact check. Psaki: No abortion at birth! Take a vacation! The Hake Report…
The Hake ReportMaui Fire Empathy; Jamie Raskin's Climate | Wed. 8-23-23
Anger is madness! Maui wildfire callers: Can't ID victims! Empathy for children! Jamie Raskin: Will GOP address climate crisis? The Hake Report, Wednesday…
The Hake ReportYou'll Be Blacklisted If You're Not Communist Enough | Tue. 8-22-23
SJW mess: Gina Carano, Snow White. Blacks swim in flood water! Cussing black kid mad at dad! Rainbow crosswalks across America. The Hake Report, Tuesday…
The Hake ReportIt's an Evil World! | Mon. 8-21-23
Nick: EU made Apple go standard! Callers on Trump, world economy. Megyn Kelly vs HIV reporter on "trans" stuff. Covid / climate updates. The Hake Report…
The Hake ReportLadies in Men's Domain: Science, Chess, Politics | Fri. 8-18-23
Stranger kisses "councilwoman." Older lady scientist in a swimming pool. Chess bans "trans women" (Nick and Hassan speak). Calls on Trump and whites. The Hake…
The Hake Report'Abortion Care'; Bear Fight! Jay-Z Library Cards | Thu. 8-17-23
7th grader couldn't "access abortion care." Awesome grizzly fight! Imperfect in knowledge, but based! Jay-Z library cards in Brooklyn! The Hake Report…
The Hake ReportBASED Ilhan Omar, pro-Christian! Emmett Till Context | Wed. 8-16-23
Fun calls! Ilhan Omar defends Christian to Jew on X! Army black in North Korea cried racism! Forgotten context on Emmett Till. The Hake Report, Wednesday…
The Hake ReportHillary Gloats at Trump! Unions vs Commie Capitalists | Tue. 8-15-23
"Ladies" chortle about Trump indictments! Are you a friendly neighbor? Union and gov't corruption: Subsidizing cheapens money, raises costs! The Hake Report…
The Hake ReportLib Relationship Advice; L.A.-area Crime/Fallout | Mon. 8-14-23
The Hake Report, Monday, August 14, 2023 AD TIME STAMPS * 0:00:00 Start / Topics (not all covered) * 0:03:59 Hey, guys! Under Armour USA flag tee * 0:06:20 Ben…
The Hake ReportBlack Churches So Alien! Sesame Street Is Fake! | Fri. 8-11-23
Black churches, filled with what spirit? Delivery robots assaulted! Sesame Street: diverse and fake! Emmett Till propaganda! The Hake Report, Friday, August…
The Hake ReportAzzmador: In-fighting, Slavery history, Color revolution, Calls! | Thu. 8-10-23
Guest: Azzmador talks censorship, drama on the right, Kamala's slavery comments, history, music, and takes fun calls (including Maze)! Links…
The Hake ReportTrump fun; Pence pumps gas; Eminem TDS; A few calls! | Wed. 8-9-23
Interesting calls! Trump NH rally: transgenders, DeSantis, 2020 election, abortion. Pence at the pump! Eminem's flustered by Trump. The Hake Report, Wednesday…
The Hake ReportEverybody apologizing and brainwashed! Even blacks! | Tue. 8-8-23
First Jamie Foxx, now Ne-Yo apologizes! Wayne Brady embraced by wolves in sheep's clothing! George Floyd "judge" vs AAPI cop! TikTok black historians! The Hake…
The Hake ReportPoor Jamie Foxx! Postpartum Pill? Barbie Mom, 51! Calls! | Mon. 8-7-23
Jamie Foxx apologized after deep point! A pill for postpartum depression? Amazon palm scan, yay! Fun calls! Anti-Ken 51yo "mom"! The Hake Report, Monday…
The Hake ReportDylan Burns Returns: Ukraine War Rages | Fri. 8-4-23
GUEST: Dylan Burns, liberal journalist on Ukraine war, pontificates, informs, and debates callers! Does Hake take sides? The Hake Report, Friday, August 4…