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The Hake Report
Discussing "news" from a Christian "alpha male" viewpoint. (No endorsement implied. Info may be false.) James Hake shares his takes on The Hake Report — part of Jesse Lee Peterson's network.
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Episodes
The Hake ReportTree of Life evil fallout. Callers on black history! | Thu. 8-3-23
Several calls! Tree of Life sentencing: Capital punishment! Black history beef! Trudeau and wife separate: Nick (American Anchor Baby) reads French! The Hake…
The Hake ReportCallers: Work Drama; Trump 'Guilty'! Body Image | Wed. 8-2-23
Bunch of calls: "Problem" coworker? Trump going to prison! Racial profiling? Are fat people closer to God? The Hake Report, Wednesday, August 2, 2023 AD TIME…
The Hake ReportSlave History Drama, News, Fun Talk | Tue. 8-1-23
Great couple calls! Sturgeons are big! DeSantis black historians, "far right"? Various news stories: Nuclear, movies, Hassan chimes in. The Hake Report…
The Hake Report'Racism' Caller Debate; Homeless Blight in L.A. | Mon. 7-31-23
Callers vs Tony on his "racism" issue. People don't think what you think! Peewee Herman died. Homeless encroachment in L.A.! The Hake Report, Monday, July 31…
The Hake ReportDon't Read Too Much into Words! | Fri. 7-28-23
Callers: Flat Earth, Adam, Eve, and the Serpent. Don't take Arnold's "BS" too seriously. Jake Shields has common sense! 17-yo man beaten in Memphis! The Hake…
The Hake ReportRIP Sinéad! Drake 'Loves' His Mama! | Thu. 7-27-23
Sinéad O'Connor was a MESS! Gays police "suicide" wording! Drake sings/raps to his mother! In-N-Out beats Chick-Fil-A! The Hake Report, Thursday, July 27, 2023…
The Hake ReportWomen Taking Over! ADL for Soros! Common Sense! | Wed. 7-26-23
Sleepy Joe putting women in power! ADL: Soros influence talk is antisemitic! Common sense is common to all, but forgotten! The Hake Report, Wednesday, July 26…
The Hake ReportFetterman Out of the Darkness? | Tue. 7-25-23
Calls on the serpent, the Bible, and silent prayer. John Fetterman cried in darkness. Google search stats on gender and "sexuality." The Hake Report, Tuesday…
The Hake ReportStill Outraged About Slavery! Psh! | Mon. 7-24-23
VP goes "black preacher" on FL! Barbie review: Patriarchy wins! De facto Affirmative Action! RIP street preacher Ruben Israel! A couple interesting calls! The…
The Hake ReportDC a Mess! US and UK Too! | Fri. 7-21-23
Pray for the persecuted whites. Chin up, kings! Coutts UK bank booted Nigel Farage! Entitled illegals making demands! The Hake Report, Friday, July 21, 2023 AD…
The Hake ReportAlternative Timeline: Trump, MLK, and Malcolm X! | Thu. 7-20-23
Vaxx the babies! Liberal actors, so holy! Boomers love MLK and Trump! Free insulin, free labor! Florida's robust black history! The Hake Report, Thursday, July…
The Hake ReportCalling the Wrong Country 'Racist'! | Wed. 7-19-23
Israel racist? anti-Semitic! Whites racist? Yep! Philly druggies hanging out! Cornel West for Russia! Lindsay Lohan, disappointing! The Hake Report, Wednesday…
The Hake ReportTrump News. Griner Traveling? Dog Poop on Sidewalks! | Tue. 7-18-23
Trump in the news. Brittney Griner slam dunk! (Traveling?) HHS guy Levine: Wrong puberty? Dog poop on the sidewalks! The Hake Report, Tuesday, July 18, 2023 AD…
The Hake ReportHappy B-day, Hake! | Mon. 7-17-23
NEA black lady preaching. Radical: Abort overpopulation! MrBeast vs mama! GMOs good or bad? Lots of Happy B-day messages, thanks! The Hake Report, Monday, July…
The Hake ReportThird Rail with Omar on GOP, France, and Muslims | Fri. 7-14-23
First-hour co-host Omar: GOP is dead! France colonized Algeria! Muslims share values with Christians! Then calls, news, and Creepy Joe! The Hake Report…
The Hake ReportTerrible News! Yet Typical! (RIP) | Thu. 7-13-23
Various "news" items: ESPYs, NATO, Fox News bashers. Princess Bride quotes. Surgeon shot! DoorDash beating correction. Larry Nassar stabbed! The Hake Report…
The Hake ReportFBI's J. Edgar Hoover, Good or Evil? | Wed. 7-12-23
Vivek's Q's for FBI's Chris Wray. J Edgar Hoover, good/bad? Homeless bums and minimum wage. Joaquin Phoenix, short; Napoleon, tall. The Hake Report, Wednesday…
The Hake ReportSlavery Hangup! Prime Energy Drinks! Angry Joe! | Tue. 7-11-23
NE flooding, mob attacks, black caller: conservatism vs liberation, Prime energy vs Schumer, NATO promo, petrodollar, Angry Joe Biden The Hake Report, Tuesday…
The Hake ReportApes, Humans, and Fast Women! | Mon. 7-10-23
Media against the people. Monkeys vs Apes! Fast ladies! Morning Star biblical discussion. Callers bash evil people! The Hake Report, Monday, July 10, 2023 AD…
The Hake Report'I Wouldn't Go to France!' Keke's Based Boyfriend! | Fri. 7-7-23
Trump 2016: "France is no longer France." Keke Palmer's based baby daddy catches backlash. Various news: PFAS, Britney Spears, MTG… The Hake Report, Friday…
The Hake ReportUnchristian Philly DA! Racist Healthcare! Fake Priest! | Thu. 7-6-23
Philly suspect NOT "trans"; DA not Christian! Fit black gal died in labor at home! Fake priest got illegal restaurant worker confessions! The Hake Report…
The Hake Report'Moms for Liberty' Morally Break Under 'Bipartisan' Pressure! | Wed. 7-5-23
'Moms for Liberty' cited Hitler targeting kids, and apologized! Sour grapes 'Revolutionary Communists' burn flags, and don't apologize! The Hake Report…
The Hake ReportRebel Flag: The Spirit of Independence? | Tue. 7-4-23
Fun calls: Equals with Caesar! Civil War and the South. Affirmative Action cupcakes! War in France! Funny names (Elon Musk, blacks). The Hake Report, Tuesday…
The Hake ReportAffirmative Action, Autism, Anxiety, and Relationships | Mon. 7-3-23
Baltimore had a bad mass shooting. A couple long calls on "autism," Affirmative Action (ending), and bad relationships! The Hake Report, Monday, July 3, 2023…
The Hake ReportUkraine's side of the war helps the environment! | Fri. 6-30-23
Ukraine, good for the climate! LeBron, devilish? Court for Christian discrimination! French BLM riots. Bud Light, trans sour grapes! The Hake Report, Friday…
The Hake ReportDe Facto Affirmative Action Will Continue | Thu. 6-29-23
NO Biden, 9/11 Putin, fidgety RFK. Calls: "flat earth," race, TRUTH. Supreme Court allows Affirmative Action based on "racism"! The Hake Report, Thursday, June…
The Hake ReportBad Mama Told 14yo to Shoot?! Flat Earth Fight! | Wed. 6-28-23
Chicago mother, 14yo son follow, shoot man! Bay Area train unsafe! Callers discuss the Civil War, history, Flat Earth, "science," and "racism." The Hake…
The Hake ReportToo much anger, no peace in the USA! | Tue. 6-27-23
Sadiq Khan, London mayor! Elton John vs Rick Scott on FL! Nancy Pelosi is pro-choice! Victim's family condemns CO gay club shooter! The Hake Report, Tuesday…
The Hake ReportDon't Harass Propagandists, Guys! | Mon. 6-26-23
Twitter journalist-activists complain. Don't harass propagandists! Callers: Wagner, blacks. Update: Grad mic-snatcher gal mighta LIED! The Hake Report, Monday…
The Hake ReportChain Migration! Taking Sides! White vs Anti! | Fri. 6-23-23
X-Files exposes chain migration! Musk vs Zuck cage fight? Submarine implosion vs refugee boat sinking? Maze vs Hake on mic-snatching grad lady! The Hake…
The Hake ReportThieves! Reclaiming Her Moment! 'Justice' RME! | Thu. 6-22-23
Shameless stealing! Or a warning PSA? Black grad takes mic! J6 Hispanic's sentence: Just? Libs target Thomas, Alito! The Hake Report, Thursday, June 22, 2023…
The Hake ReportX-Files, George Takei, DOJ vs KKK, PETA | Wed. 6-21-23
X-Files vs SJWs. George Takei: RFK not serious! Trump on drugs: contradiction? KKK, not that racist? PETA waking people up! The Hake Report, Wednesday, June…
The Hake ReportCall the Police! Self-Fulfilling Bad Attitudes! | Tue. 6-20-23
Bed Bath & Beyond shopper profiled! Call the police! Steph Curry disrespected by wife? Entitled attitude from airport wheelchair queen! The Hake Report…
The Hake ReportJuneteenf with Bigg Bump | Mon. 6-19-23
Slavery is a choice, in "1619" and today. Are interracial kids confused? (Anti-) black dentist: No bonnets, PJs! Congrats! It's a-borted! The Hake Report…
The Hake ReportGrad Girl Acting Up! Jeopardy 'Be Thy Name'! Silly Hake | Fri. 6-16-23
Dancing girl denied diploma! Jeopardy contestants don't know "hallowed." Callers talk religion, family breakdown, and Marxism. Lame Juneteenth! The Hake…
The Hake ReportBiden: 'You Are Loved.' Gavin: CA Thriving! | Thu. 6-15-23
Biden-Harris for the kids, SMH. Irish female legislator vs free true speech. Gavin Newsom's CA economy? Fun calls! The Hake Report, Thursday, June 15, 2023 AD…
The Hake ReportUnprideful Kids! MSNBC for TRUTH! Antiracist Amazon? | Wed. 6-14-23
Based kids vs "Pride" and HHS Levine! MSNBC: don't show Trump untruths! Did Amazon lock a "racist" out of his smart home? The Hake Report, Wednesday, June 14…
The Hake ReportUgly L.A.! Mumford & Unabomber vs Leftists! | Tue. 6-13-23
Don't hate leftist hate! Righteous censorship vs unrighteous censorship! (Mumford & Sons guy and Unabomber quotes) The Hake Report, Tuesday, June 13, 2023 AD…
The Hake ReportPence vs Trump! OJ: Innocent? Skinny Soros! | Mon. 6-12-23
Pence vs Trump: Courageous vs weak! OJ (innocent?): Distrust of media/govt is communist? (Hassan weighs in) Alex Soros taking over! The Hake Report, Monday…
The Hake ReportMarines vs Criminals! Trayvon Rehash! Messy Show! | Fri. 6-9-23
Broken chips and society! Daniel Penny vs haters! (Caller gets Trayvon story wrong.) Another BLM story. Mass shooting fallout: officer charged! The Hake…
The Hake ReportBased CNN! RIP Pat Robertson. Dead Raccoon! | Thu. 6-8-23
Like Piers, Chris Licht made CNN interesting! Pat Robertson outlived his wife, nice! Dead raccoon, with "racist" note about black councilman! The Hake Report…
The Hake ReportPhony Politician Gestures! Muslims vs LGBT Propaganda! | Wed. 6-7-23
"Mass shooting" in Richmond, VA: black? Politicians, so phony! China train: clean, safe? RFK voice. Armenians and Muslims vs LGBT "education"! The Hake Report…
The Hake ReportCornel West, Ugh! Violated Ears and 10yo! | Tue. 6-6-23
Cornel West "2024," ugh! (censored teeth gap) 10yo "illegal" abortion story. Fun black callers! Random news commentary. The Hake Report, Tuesday, June 6, 2023…
The Hake ReportBe Burly, Not Girly! Censored-Uncensored Grossness! | Mon. 6-5-23
UK: No respect for non-burly cops! Canadian enables homeless BUMS! Censored-uncensored gross headlines/pics. Assisted suicide. Biden to end "gender-based…
The Hake ReportJoe Fell! Everybody's a Victim! Teen Births 'Low'! | Fri. 6-2-23
Biden fell yet again! N-word in Mark Twain classic! Victim blacks, Jews, Palestinians, immigrants! Love your neighbor! Teen births new low, bad news! The Hake…
The Hake ReportMama Daddies! Evil Govt vs Kids! 'Pride,' Ugh! | Thu. 6-1-23
De Niro, Pacino, beta "daddy issues." Women mad! Dept of Ed social media targets children with false "pride"! Grieving Uvalde father 1 year later! The Hake…
The Hake ReportDeSantis Bashing! McEnany Simping! Fun Calls! | Wed. 5-31-23
Joy Reid is right: DeSantis is ITALIAN! Anti-Trump Twitter simping for Kayleigh McEnany? Some interesting calls: Slavery! The Hake Report, Wednesday, May 31…
The Hake ReportWeird Train Guy. Reparations, NO! Gross Target! | Tue. 5-30-23
US economic system and reparations calls, SMH! Off person creeping out lady on train. "Gay trans" designer gal on Target mess… The Hake Report, Tuesday, May…
The Hake ReportNutty Libs, Money History: Memorial Day w/ Bigg Bump | Mon. 5-29-23
Jane Fonda blames (white) men for the climate! Ted Bundy's mom deceived him! (Long call w/ Russ.) America's money system is history! The Hake Report, Monday…
The Hake ReportBlack Ladies vs White Ladies; Bike Teen's Side! | Fri. 5-26-23
People full of ego over their names — and name-calling! Some black-on-white lady crimes. Some fun black calls! Bike teen's side of story vs nurse! The Hake…
The Hake ReportChristian man vs LGBTarget: Overboard? | Thu. 5-25-23
Fun calls: college, BLM martyrs, WWII, Africa… good? bad? Target caves to anti-LGBTIQ+ conservative values! Man harasses staff? The Hake Report, Thursday, May…
The Hake ReportGeorge Floyd 2020: Trump v DeSantis! Caller MESS! | Wed. 5-24-23
Trump, DeSantis, both bad on George Floyd kissing-up in 2020! Allen West on BLM: Soros-funded! Interesting calls on blacks, MAPs… The Hake Report, Wednesday…
The Hake ReportBased Polynesian! Ignorance or Experience? | Tue. 5-23-23
2007: Based Polynesian gets honest with a generalization. Black graduation display. The Color Purple redo. Some good calls! The Hake Report, Tuesday, May 23…
The Hake ReportDon't Resign Over Crack! | Mon. 5-22-23
Google doodle celebrates late misguided activist. White City Councilman on crack resigns! Jewish billboards in L.A. The Hake Report, Monday, May 22, 2023 AD…
The Hake ReportBrainwashed 'Mama' Libs Spreading Anger and Fear! | Fri. 5-19-23
Anti-gun black "mama" fathers! Annoying female Dem vs FBI whistleblower! UK climate zealots battered! Adam Schiff graduation speech. DeSantis, tough on trans…
The Hake ReportLiberal FBI at Mom's Door! BASED 'Christian' Elon! | Thu. 5-18-23
FBI seeks pro-life lib at mom's house. Elon Musk: I don't care. I tweet what I think. Paul on marriage and life (1 Cor 7) The Hake Report, Thursday, May 18…
The Hake ReportTargeting Kids! Don't Hate Hateful Libs! | Tue. 5-16-23
FL teacher thinks gay's ok. Callers: Love self? One cusses. Interracial mess. NYC bans weight discrimination! Brittney Griner likes National Anthem again! The…
The Hake ReportMore N-word Discussion. Happy Mother's Day! | Mon. 5-15-23
More "N-word" assault discussion. Rape accusation injustice. Mother's Day music! Reporter slapped! Great calls! The Hake Report, Monday, May 15, 2023 AD TIME…
The Hake Report'N-word': Should blacks be mad? | Fri. 5-12-23
Big debate over blacks attacking whites over the alleged "N-word." (Can whites say it in love?) FDA lets "gay" and "bi" males donate blood. The Hake Report…
The Hake ReportTrump vs CNN! Hake Haters! Family Advice! | Thu. 5-11-23
Trump dominates CNN (Wash Post)! Great calls: divorce/remarriage, children, haters! MSM "RaCiSm"! Dan Bongino vs libs/RINOs! The Hake Report, Thursday, May 11…