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The Hake Report
Discussing "news" from a Christian "alpha male" viewpoint. (No endorsement implied. Info may be false.) James Hake shares his takes on The Hake Report — part of Jesse Lee Peterson's network.
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Episodes
The Hake ReportLady Politicians! Trump MeToo! Muslim Libs! Bipolar GF! | Wed. 5-10-23
Lame GOP vs Biden! Rashida Tlaib's human illegals. Trump's MeToo lawsuit! Muslims are Democrats. Leave bipolar girlfriend? The Hake Report, Wednesday, May 10…
The Hake ReportDisavow Truth! Based Gen X! Elon, Fentanyl, Invasion | Tue. 5-9-23
Whites trained to disavow truth! Couple of great Gen X calls! Elon Musk and black crime. Fentanyl Awareness Day (Google). Death of the West (invasion). The…
The Hake Report'Mayors Like Me'! Tucker 'Cherry-picking' DoD! | Mon. 5-8-23
"WhiTe SuPrEmAciSt" speculation (Hispanics)! Lori Lightfoot on Al Sharpton! Tucker Carlson vs Flat Earth, DoD, AOC! The Hake Report, Monday, May 8, 2023 AD…
The Hake ReportHateful Libs! Ted Nugent Canceled! Azzmador vs blacks! | Fri. 5-5-23
NY libs lie about subway "chokehold" death. Ted Nugent CANCELED in Alabama! Black callers vs. Azzmador! The Hake Report, Friday, May 5, 2023 AD TIME STAMPS *…
The Hake ReportBLM Homeless Protest! Subverted Country! | Thu. 5-4-23
Mob targets white Marine for fatal chokehold! Catholics, SMH (shoutout)! (Protestants too!) "Driving While Black" is a myth! The Hake Report, Thursday, May 4…
The Hake ReportBlack Plight! Pretty KJP? Pro vs Anti-2A 'Whites' | Wed. 5-3-23
Another call on "reparations." Hassan: KJP's adorable. Black caller likes the Apocrypha. Gov. Tate Reeves, Michael Ian Black, and 2A. The Hake Report…
The Hake ReportImmigrants, SMH! Aborting Crime? Mama Daddy! | Tue. 5-2-23
Rosie pulls the R-word! George Floyd's Asian cop "convicted"! TX shooting: Callers on immigrants and abortion. Mama daddy CNN guy! The Hake Report, Tuesday…
The Hake ReportAAPI Month! TX 'Illegal' Shooting! Nutty Callers! | Mon. 5-1-23
AAPI Heritage Month. Few colorful callers. TX mass shooting: Hispanic men: Courage? Adidas sued over "problematic" Kanye. Down Syndrome Barbie! The Hake…
The Hake ReportCultural Differences! Christians Fighting! (Crowder) | Fri. 4-28-23
Dark skin looks GOOD. Asian compliance, white disrespect, black fighting! Antiracism thinking. LGBTQ son. Christians / couples fighting! The Hake Report…
The Hake Report'Drag' Pushed by Lizzo, Kevin Bacon, Dwyane Wade! | Thu. 4-27-23
Yum Yum gossip! Hail in TX! "Drag" pushed on children by Australia, Lizzo, Vermont schools, Kevin Bacon, Dwyane Wade! The Hake Report, Thursday, April 27, 2023…
The Hake ReportCute Kamala! Gen Z so 'Extra'! Fun Few Calls! | Wed. 4-26-23
Cute, simple Kamala! Gen Z whites so "extra"! Interesting few calls: Bible thumper, ghetto redistribution, and Joe from Phoenix impression! The Hake Report…
The Hake ReportBiden '24! Ban Books! Election Denial! RaCiSt PoLiCe! | Tue. 4-25-23
Biden '24 ("as if")! Yes, ban dirty books! Tucker and election denial! Black ladies in charge! RaCiSt PoLiCe in once-white NorCal! The Hake Report, Tuesday…
The Hake ReportTucker Out! No Reparations! Ukraine War, Y/N? | Mon. 4-24-23
Tucker OUT at Fox News! Poor Ray Epps! Mark Robinson, 2021: No Reparations! Just gratefulness! Ukraine War. Lot of Callers! The Hake Report, Monday, April 24…
The Hake ReportAngry Overreaction to Evil and a Joke of a Gov't! | Fri. 4-21-23
MTG silenced! Evil Uvalde shooter/reaction! A few fun calls on 2A, etc. Elissa Slotkin on the budget: Debt owed to whom? The Hake Report, Friday, April 21…
The Hake ReportHating the White Man! KC Shooting, 2A Debate Recap | Thu. 4-20-23
Immigrants and skin! Poor John Fetterman! Electric cars! Andrew D Lester, betrayed! Black crime! TJump 2A Debate! The Hake Report, Thursday, April 20, 2023 AD…
The Hake ReportEvil Walmart/Chicago and Kansas City's Latest BLM Story | Wed. 4-19-23
Guinness just as bad! Walmart Chicago MESS! Callers on Kansas City homeowner shooting a black teen at the wrong door! The Hake Report, Wednesday, April 19…
The Hake ReportProvoke Whites and Blame Them for Reacting! | Tue. 4-18-23
Censor beer! Propaganda "news" over shootings and "racism." Holocaust tourism outrage! Blaming Soros is anti-Semitism! The Hake Report, Tuesday, April 18, 2023…
The Hake ReportCrime, Walmart, and Soros! Poor Kathy Griffin! | Mon. 4-17-23
City crime, looting, stores closing! "Food deserts"! Dems mock "Sorosification"! Weird calls! Poor Kathy Griffin! The Hake Report, Monday, April 17, 2023 AD…
The Hake ReportLiberals, SMH. Ron Paul Is Right! | Fri. 4-14-23
"Educated" liberal ladies, AI, and gov't! (Hassan's back!) Ron Paul's right about liars! Profiling Bob Lee's SF stabbing suspect! The Hake Report, Friday…
The Hake ReportI Disavow Beer! Tucker vs White Collectivists! | Thu. 4-13-23
Black preacher mess! Bud Light VP pics. I disavow beer! Anti-Catholic DOJ! Trump likes Newsom! Tucker critics on the right! The Hake Report, Thursday, April…
The Hake ReportEnemies Within: Unchristian, Unmanly People! | Wed. 4-12-23
Trump: Enemies within! Bud Light VP, politician Katie Porter, community colleges and worse! Elon Musk vs BBC on Twitter non-censorship! The Hake Report…
The Hake ReportTN black says 'Mother God'? Tucker against whites? | Tue. 4-11-23
More black preacher-politician phoniness! Murder clearance all-time lows! Anti-white Tucker? Undeniable Alex Jones rant! The Hake Report, Tuesday, April 11…
The Hake ReportEnD wHiTe SuPrEmAcY! Bud Light 'Businesswoman' | Mon. 4-10-23
A black preacher! Stop Asian Hate! Bud Light trans ad reactions. Biden says 2024? Pearl vs anti-racists! AOC against justice! The Hake Report, Monday, April…
The Hake ReportTwo black Dems OUSTED! Quiet the woman next! | Fri. 4-7-23
Gen-Z, blacks, women against 2A in TN! Hake takes black callers (some entertaining). "Irregardless" per Fake News dictionary! The Hake Report, Friday, April 7…
The Hake ReportFemale-minded Pro-Crime Libs Against Guns! | Thu. 4-6-23
Anti-2A female-minded libs! WEAK female-minded Repubs! Women playing politics! Horrific crime-ridden cities! The Hake Report, Thursday, April 6, 2023 AD TIME…
The Hake ReportTrump vs 'Banana Republic'! Knowledge Is Poison! | Wed. 4-5-23
Gavin Newsom's values. Callers on Trump indictment (and "full-auto" 2A). "Trans" madness. "Knowledge Is Poison" Hake tee. The Hake Report, Wednesday, April 5…
The Hake ReportFearless MAGA! NASA Diversity! 'Trans' Pastor! | Tue. 4-4-23
Trump "arrest" today! Callers: Easter's evil! Wear MAGA hats to work? NASA diversity! "Trans" pastor against 2A! The Hake Report, Tuesday, April 4, 2023 AD…
The Hake ReportSnobby Mama Spirit Polluting America! | Mon. 4-3-23
Snobby mama spirit hates Trump and truth! Questionable judges against America! Callers on aliens, menthols, and chili! The Hake Report, Monday, April 3, 2023…
The Hake ReportI'm So EXHAUSTED! Guns, Transgenders, and Soros! | Fri. 3-31-23
Libs pretend anti-2A govt is the answer! Callers on Trump indictment and Flat Earth! Media run interference for Soros! The Hake Report, Friday, March 31, 2023…
The Hake Report2A for Life! Trump for Criminals?! Flat Earth Debunked! | Thu. 3-30-23
Men's logic on guns! Trump's "cRiMiNaL jUsTiCe ReFoRm"! DC crime, J6 persecution! Hake debunks Flat Earth! (Just one call!) The Hake Report, Thursday, March…
The Hake ReportDon't Laugh at 'Tragedy'! Jason Whitlock on Guns! | Wed. 3-29-23
Male caller criticizes Hake's insensitive talk. LGBTQ+ "Last of Us" (ugh)! Jason Whitlock on our rights to guns, 2012 vs. 2023! The Hake Report, Wednesday…
The Hake Report'White Suspect' from Nashville! Anger Not the Solution! | Tue. 3-28-23
Media ladies misdirect after Christian school shot up! Does Hake have anger? College baller lady punches opponent! The Hake Report, Tuesday, March 28, 2023 AD…
The Hake ReportCool Teacher Ladies! ESPN's Featured 'Woman'! | Mon. 3-27-23
Jane Elliott for POCs! Pocahontas '24! Riots and looting! Kanye loves Jonah Hill! ESPN's trans swimmer for Women's History! The Hake Report, Monday, March 27…
The Hake ReportLiberal Beta 'Dads' Wear Front-Pouch Baby-toting Packs | Fri. 3-24-23
Democrats pretend to love and protect kids. THEY DON'T! (Does Putin?) Lib fathers carry babies in front pouches! The Hake Report, Friday, March 24, 2023 AD…
The Hake ReportRacial, Female, and Trans Agendas Bring Misery! | Thu. 3-23-23
Libs treat angry blacks like victims! Scottish women rise! "Nonbinary" 2nd grade teacher! United Airlines "trans" suicide! The Hake Report, Thursday, March 23…
The Hake ReportUpside-down White Countries! Women Hate Cheaters! | Wed. 3-22-23
"Fighting hate for good" – unchristian values in UK! Azz: Don't protest! We don't have rights! TikTok wife's "feminine rage"! The Hake Report, Wednesday, March…
The Hake ReportPhony Fauci, 'Human Rights,' and 'black' Egyptians | Tue. 3-21-23
Fauci a very public figure now. International Criminal Court: silly like Antony Blinken. Were the Egyptians black? Who cares? * 0:00:00 SILENT START 24s *…
The Hake ReportTrump Persecution! Christian Hockey Player vs Media! | Mon. 3-20-23
DeSantis and calls on persecution of President Trump! Hockey writers flip on Christian player who won't wear rainbow! * 0:00:00 Mon, Mar 20, 2023 AD: DeSantis…
The Hake ReportTrump, Menthols, Irish, BHI, Vaxx Drama | Fri. 3-17-23
It's St. Patrick's Day. "Trans youth" clip, Trump vs. detractors, Menthol smoker, JLP's Irish producer, evil BHI, AP vs anti-vaxxers! * 0:00:00 Fri, Mar 17…
The Hake ReportWomen, 'Trans' Kids, SVB, blacks, Antifa PDX | Thu. 3-16-23
Female-minded (anti-white) libs destroy South Africa, "trans" children, SVB, Portland businesses! A couple calls on Christianity! * 0:00:00 Thu, Mar 16, 2023…
The Hake ReportBased Woman (Not)! Wild 'Teens' and 'Educated' Adults! | Wed. 3-15-23
Women's "internalized misogyny" causes trans kissing up? Various black MESS: Chinese restaurant, DC rally, "education"! * 0:00:00 Weds, Mar 15, 2023 AD…
The Hake ReportBiden and Kumar! PDF-haters! Healthy Food! | Tue. 3-14-23
Biden and Kumar for LGBT! Dad murders sex offender! Callers on healthy food and mess! Michelle: "Scandal-free" White House! Catch Joel Friday TV on YouTube…
The Hake ReportRed Carpet Horrors, More HB 'Pride', Black Callers | Mon. 3-13-23
Women stressed! Celebrities' garish looks, censored! Huntington Beach "Pride flag" drama! Hake vs. messy black callers! * 0:00:00 Mon, Mar 13, 2023 AD…
The Hake ReportBlack Callers, SMH! CA vs Huntington Beach! | Fri. 3-10-23
Hake argues with callers about white flight and Breonna Taylor. Huntington Beach bans [false] Pride flag, gets sued by CA gov't for "housing crisis." * 0:00:00…
The Hake ReportNutty Gals Bringing Mess! Tucker's J6 Biased? | Thu. 3-9-23
We cherish the lovely ladies! Women vs trans athletes: Who cares? Callers on Virgin Mary, Tucker's J6 bias? Fatal TikTok fad! * 0:00:00 Thu, Mar 9, 2023 AD…
The Hake ReportWomen's Day! CA vs Walgreens! Michelle Cried! | Wed. 3-8-23
Libs push International Women's Day. Gov pushes pharmacy to sell deadly pill! Emotional Obama hates Trump! * 0:00:00 Wed, Mar 8, 2023 AD: Trudeau IWD 2017 *…
The Hake ReportJ6 Debunked! History Rewritten! Hake Bellyaches! | Tue. 3-7-23
Tucker: Jan 6 mostly peaceful chaos! Ken Burns: Rewriting history! Indian mascots hurt "mental health"! Calls on slavery and unions! * 0:00:00 Tue, Mar 7, 2023…
The Hake ReportCringe-worthy Libs and CPACs! | Mon. 3-6-23
Fun weekend! Biden in Selma. CPAC lame too! The South smeared! BLM pledge of allegiance? Interracial and LGBT drag propaganda! * 0:00:00 Mon, Mar 6, 2023 AD *…
The Hake ReportDon't Despise the Cringy Lying Libs! | Fri. 3-3-23
Sinus rinse danger! John Legend promo'd Pfizer! Caller wants Hake banned! Jon Stewart mocks 2A! Proud of your race? * 0:00:00 Fri, Mar 3, 2023 AD * 0:03:01…
The Hake ReportSpreading 'Hate' with the Clampdown! | Thu. 3-2-23
R. Levine, Florida, rabbis spread hatred opposing "hate"! Scots-Irish and Keto trivia! Globohomo NATO! BLM reparations in NYC! * 0:00:00 Thu, Mar 2, 2023 AD *…
The Hake ReportWoMeN's HiStOrY mOnTh and Health Tips | Wed. 3-1-23
Trump cherishes women! MTG is tough! Callers talk health, music, and lies! Most young men are single, young women not! * 0:00:00 Wed, Mar 1, 2023 AD * 0:01:50…
The Hake ReportLast Day of bLaCk HiStOrY mOnTh! | Tue. 2-28-23
"I can't breathe!" BLM crying wolf! Slave/owner descendents' "reconciliation ceremony"! Do Hispanics work hard? Calls in 2nd Hour! Catch Joel Friday TV on…
The Hake ReportBASED Scott Adams! NOT BASED Bryan Cranston! | Mon. 2-27-23
Scott Adams smeared by busybodies when he's right! Actor Bryan Cranston asks when America was great for blacks. * 0:00:00 Mon, Feb 27, 2023 AD * 0:01:47 Hey…
The Hake ReportInterracial Dating Discussion! Tumblr on Anti-Semitism! | Fri. 2-24-23
White guy confronts interracial dating couple. Reaction! Doxxed! Great calls: UK and Tunisia! Anti-semitic tropes Tumblr post! * 0:00:00 Fri, Feb 24, 2023 AD…
The Hake ReportTrump in OH! White Crime? Don Lemon Grovels to Women! | Thu. 2-23-23
Trump visits Ohio: DeSantis no chance? Are whites actually overrepresented in child stuff? Don Lemon apologizes for "sexism"! * 0:00:00 Thu, Feb 23, 2023 AD…
The Hake ReportHake's Advice! Pregnant Rapper! Trump's GUILTY! | Wed. 2-22-23
A couple calls for family/relationship advice! Da Brat, black lesbian rapper, pregnant at 48! Trump GA jury "foreperson," possessed? * 0:00:00 Weds, Feb 22…
The Hake ReportLotta Propaganda! BASED Ann Coulter! Health Food Talk! | Tue. 2-21-23
Propaganda: Ukraine, Vaxx, Trump… Ann Coulter "RACIST" against Nikki Haley! "Health" food guidance (Nick helps Hake's ignorance!) * 0:00:00 Tue, Feb 21, 2023…
The Hake ReportPresidents Day HAKE with Bigg Bump | Mon. 2-20-23
Bigg Bump co-hosts: Black football players' families, Monopoly money, bankers' wars, the EPA, and Damar Hamlin's boss! * 0:00:00 Mon, Feb 20, 2023 AD * 0:00:59…
The Hake ReportLovely Ladies Running the Show in America! | Fri. 2-17-23
Biden, Fetterman, wives! SD Gov Kristi Noem! Gov't scams: welfare, crime, immigration, incompetence! Parents sue social media! (Just one call!) * 0:00:00…
The Hake ReportBased Female Politicians! Is Art Liberal? | Thu. 2-16-23
Nikki Haley is past her prime, per Don Lemon/Google! One world govt shenanigans! Why are libs all the best artists, Hassan? * 0:00:00 "Any Day Now" - Sam Cooke…