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The Hake Report
Discussing "news" from a Christian "alpha male" viewpoint. (No endorsement implied. Info may be false.) James Hake shares his takes on The Hake Report — part of Jesse Lee Peterson's network.
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Episodes
The Hake ReportAnti-2A Flashbacks! PrOtEcT ThE cHiLdReN! | Wed. 2-15-23
Democrats grandstand over guns: Beto, Biden, Eric Holder, Obama! Gov't pretends to wanna protect kids in various ways! * 0:00:00 "All Alone" - Sarah Vaughan *…
The Hake ReportLet HAKE be your Valentine (No H**o) | Tue. 2-14-23
A good-looking couple, a little out-of-order! Silliness from ladies and blacks: Soccer hair, Michigan shooting, YouTube pranks! Gov't "family" policy stinks! *…
The Hake ReportSuper Bowl Mess; Black Callers Get a Lil Crazy | Mon. 2-13-23
Lot of kissing up to blacks and women, even for RINOs! Fun debate on "racism" w/ Stardust Saturday! Hake and blacks argue on-phone. * 0:00:00 "Time" (orig…
The Hake ReportAttack on Whites/Christians: South Africa, Ireland, USA | Fri. 2-10-23
South Africa once functioned. Anti-Christian FBI! George Santos embarrasses phonies! Diversity in Ireland! Black gal bumps into whites! * 0:00:00 Fri, Feb 10…
The Hake ReportFun Show! Equality Ladies and 'Legitimate Rape' | Thu. 2-9-23
Reviewing old news: parents at school meeting on "diversity and inclusion," and RINO overreaction to "legitimate rape" comments! * 0:00:00 Thu, Feb 9, 2023 AD…
The Hake ReportState of the Union Against Americans! | Wed. 2-8-23
Biden/State of the Union "in great shape! Getting better!" Lame RINO Marxist RNC, weak! Fun(?) black calls at the end! * 0:00:00 Wed, Feb 8, 2023 AD * 0:03:13…
The Hake ReportSoft Woman-thinking Culture Taking Over! | Tue. 2-7-23
Gun culture, the problem in America! Sensible question: GASP! "You need to leave!" Chicken and waffles: Harmful stereotype? * 0:00:00 Tue, Feb 7, 2023 AD *…
The Hake ReportBiden's Good for Commies! History Lesson for Hake | Mon. 2-6-23
Pete Buttigieg promos Sleepy Joe! Caller "buck-fiftied" MAGA hat thief! (Disavow.) Listener explains history re: Jews! * 0:00:00 Mon, Feb 6, 2023 AD (WHM tee)…
The Hake ReportApartheid vs. Violence, Hate, and Communism | Fri. 2-3-23
Black History propaganda falls flat. Libs cry on camera. Black GOP gal murdered. Apartheid: Imperfect solution? Diversity violence! * 0:00:00 Fri, Feb 3, 2023…
The Hake ReportStop Hating WOCs! Poor Palestinians! | Thu. 2-2-23
AOC and JBP get tough! A black lady (Maze) gets on some callers' nerves! Is Israel really victimizing those poor Palestinians? * 0:00:00 Thu, Feb 2, 2023 AD *…
The Hake ReportI Love Blacks and Women, and Tyre! | Wed. 2-1-23
Happy Black History Month! Callers on Tyre Nichols vs Memphis cops. Liberal ladies quote MLK and fight for their "rights"! * 0:00:00 Wed, Feb 1, 2023 AD *…
The Hake ReportTyre Nichols vs Memphis Police, with Joel Friday | Tue. 1-31-23
Arrest footage: Where did Memphis cops and Tyre Nichols go wrong? Fear and brainwashing! Mama "loved" him! * 0:00:00 Tue, Jan 31, 2023 w/ Joel Friday * 0:02:57…
The Hake ReportHen Holocaust! Tyre Nichols Wiki; Based Bill Gates | Mon. 1-30-23
Egg shortage shenanigans? ADL trains FBI. More Tyre Nichols calls. Trump's pro-gay. Bill Gates on Epstein, Musk, giving… * 0:00:00 Mon, Jan 30, 2023 * 0:04:15…
The Hake ReportListen to Celebrities for Political TRUTH! (/s) | Fri. 1-27-23
I don't get foreign policy. Great Tyre Nichols call! Music/comedy talk with Hassan! Celebrities (including Biden) talk public policy! 0:00:00 Fri, Jan 27, 2023…
The Hake ReportCrump: Don't Censor History, Commie DeSantis! | Thu. 1-26-23
Bill Gates cares! 6yo not searched: Racial profiling? Ben Crump vs DeSantis. Ukraine propaganda! Song of the South! 0:00:00 Thu, Jan 26, 2023 0:03:57 Hey…
The Hake ReportCrowder vs DW: Useless Ego Battle, or No? | Wed. 1-25-23
S/O Samaritan Ministries! Crowder vs Daily Wire drama over a "bad" contract, stirring judgmental spirits! Dem Antifa "child" so 80s! (Sorry for the buzzy audio…
The Hake ReportWhites Too 'Forgiving' (Accepting) of Evil | Tue. 1-24-23
Pastor praises gay church volunteers! Older stories: Victim "forgave" mother's killer. Blacks setting whites on fire, 2013-2019… 0:00:00 Tue, Jan 24, 2023…
The Hake ReportYear of the Rabbit: Insanity in the West | Mon. 1-23-23
Monterey Park, CA, shooting! Atlanta riot! UN wants Twitter censored! Nasty Canadian pro-vaxxer! Germany dragging feet on Ukraine? 0:00:00 Mon, Jan 23, 2023 AD…
The Hake ReportRacism, Reparations, Mental Health — All Lies! | Fri. 1-20-23
"Racism," oh dear! "Reparations" kissing-up! "Mental health" makes it worse! Gay black FL Democrat. Pronounce "Achilles." 0:00:00 Fri, Jan 20, 2023 AD 0:02:24…
The Hake ReportLadies Stress My Nerves. Careful What You Believe. | Thu. 1-19-23
Father trains son properly; libs mock. Hake groans at female voices in politics: MN, KJP, etc. Derek Chauvin railroaded! More vaxx injury calls. 0:00:00 Thu…
The Hake ReportHispanic GOP Terrorist! 'Never Hit a Woman!' | Wed. 1-18-23
Flat Earthers speculating, not knowing! GOP felon shot Democrat homes? MLK Day shooting / Boise, Idaho RaCiSm! "Never hit a woman." 0:00:00 Wed, Jan 18, 2023…
The Hake ReportThe Voice of Sanity with Joel Friday | Tue. 1-17-23
Joel prefers beta jerky?! Moon, flat earth, and vaxx talk. Don't accept or reject! CraigsList ad for "male companion." Biden MLK sermon. 0:00:00 Tue, Jan 17…
The Hake ReportMLK Day Hake with Bigg Bump | Mon. 1-16-23
Bigg Bump cohosts: MLK hated capitalism at 21! Banks took over the USA! Moon landing: Real or fake? Marcus Chenault: the black Dylann Roof! 0:00:00 Mon, Jan…
The Hake ReportNo 'Brownies' in Canada! Exacerbate 'Hate' Crimes! | Fri. 1-13-23
Anti-racist Girl Guides of Canada! Anti-Asian "hate crime" by a black! Irish Paul Ryan calls TRUMP "loser"! RINOs vs Dems on insurrections! The Hake Report…
The Hake ReportVoice of the Unheard! Trendy Libs! Poor Kids! (Thu. 1-12-23)
Sunday's Brazil riot! CA's first woman Lt. Gov.! Sean Penn loves Zelensky! Naomi Osaka's pregnant! TikTok mom of trans kid! The Hake Report, Thursday, January…
The Hake ReportWho'd You Rather Hear: Adam Schiff or Pramila Jayapal? (Wed. 1-11-23)
Alpha Jerky vs eggs? Climate propaganda? Baked Alaska persecuted for J6! Adam Schiff! Pramila Jayapal! 6yo shot teacher! The Hake Report, Wednesday, January…
The Hake ReportPop Culture and Wisdom with Joel Friday (Tue. 1-10-23)
Eat Alpha Jerky! Women have wombs! "Stranger Things"! Gas stoves cause asthma! Vaxx health! Trump criticism! Carlton's white kids! The Hake Report with Joel…
The Hake Report'Punch Me' Face! Not So Many Lookers Anymore! (Mon. 1-9-23)
Operators are history! Brazil "insurrection"? Bashing Ted Cruz, Heidi, Kinzinger: "Punch me" face? Callers downplay China! Chat not wild about Trump! The Hake…
The Hake ReportJ6 Anniversary! Dirty Hollywood. Border Invasion! (Fri. 1-6-23)
Jan 6: Patriotic Anniversary and Orthodox Christmas! Dirty Hollywood mess: Noah Schnapp, Edward Norton… Federale on the border! The Hake Report, Friday…
The Hake ReportGays, Trump, Women, and Blacks (Thu. 1-5-23)
Valid Trump criticism? Good gays vs bad gays? "She Said." Women in gov't. Scenes of black gals and guys…but "White Rage"! The Hake Report, Thursday, January 5…
The Hake ReportTruth Said in Anger Gets You in Trouble! (Wed. 1-4-23)
Flashback: "mentally ill Swedish child" outrage! Thuggish white supremacists! Hooters hetero grooming? 1946 Bible "mistranslated" homosexuality? The Hake…
The Hake ReportKwanzaa! Effeminate Politicians! George Santos! Slick MLK! (Tue. 1-3-23)
Phony Bidens and Emhoffs celebrate Kwanzaa. Are they making men effeminate? George Santos's "lies" are funny! MLK and Greta Thunberg turned nasty! The Hake…
The Hake ReportLast HAKE of 2022: Merry Christmas and Happy New Year! (Fri. 12-23-22)
Fun show, interesting calls: Russia vs Ukraine? Correcting anti-Kanye misinformation! Clips: The entertaining race! Celebrity mess. Phony Joe! The Hake Report…
The Hake ReportHake vs Dylan Burns on Ukraine, Kanye, and Other Mess! (Thu. 12-22-22)
Dylan Burns returns again to talk about Ukraine, Kanye, WWII history, "racism," and debate with callers! The Hake Report, Thursday, December 22, 2022 AD –…
The Hake ReportHake Defending 'Guilty' Cops and Dirty 'Men' | Wed. 12-21-22
Interesting few calls! Hake pooh-poohs "convictions" of Harvey Weinstein and a "railroaded" cop who shot an innocent black aunt! Callers call Hake out! The…
The Hake ReportHake and Joel Friday vs Crishaun the Don re: Ye's Hero (Tue 12-20-22)
GUEST: Hake and Joel Friday debate Crishaun the Don on Kanye's blaming of Jews, and take calls. THEN: Dance icon Stephen "tWitch" Boss committed suicide! The…
The Hake ReportThe Great Reset? Kanye's Hero? Injustice! (Mon. 12-19-22)
Hake to debate: Is the Great Reset Real? Kangaroo courts: "Justice" system against the whites! Catholics defrock a good guy? The Hake Report, Monday, December…
The Hake ReportStop It! Stop It, LADIES! (Fri. 12-16-22)
Activist women, youth: Useful silliness! Trump vs. Hate: "Stop it!" Ladies push climate anxiety on kids! Calls on the Bible, race, and Respect for Marriage!…
The Hake ReportBASED Lesbian and Lovely Ladies! (Thu. 12-15-22)
Pelosi's portrait! Jory Micah blames Capitalism. Space, ovens, and spittoons! Rep Katie Porter: LGBTQ vs 1A, in USA and Norway! The Hake Report, Thursday…
The Hake ReportGov'ts Playing Mama, Pushing Madness! (Wed. 12-14-22)
Joe Biden shows love to trans kids. Liberal relationship tips for "men"! NZ's "health" minister is "proud." Callers on arming Ukraine. 10 years since Sandy…
The Hake ReportFeed that Ego! Watch It Grow!...LADIES! (Tue. 12-13-22)
Christian gym TikToker! Democrat lady so angry! Deion Sanders leaves HBCU! Weed causes symptoms! Indonesia bans immoral sex! FedEx driver hurt 7yo? The Hake…
The Hake ReportPoor Ladies Gotta Fix Our Corruption! (Mon. 12-12-22)
Pro-LGBT sports reporter dies in Qatar! Janet Yellen's pro-woman ego trip! Should Balenciaga workers quit? Peru's first female president! Liberal Sherpa…
The Hake ReportPope Debate! 'I Can't Breathe!' Poor Brittney Griner! (Fri. 12-9-22)
Callers on Ukraine vs Russia, Catholic Pope. Caught shoplifter can't breathe! Brittney Griner's background (sorry, kids!). People are delusional! The Hake…
The Hake ReportArrested for 'Ethnic Intimidation' in America (Thu. 12-8-22)
"Hate Crime" charges: Dearborn, MI! Continued Flat Earth debate! Masked tough guy: Hold me back! NPR: Why the bad economy? Interesting calls(?)! The Hake…
The Hake Report'Pray for Instagram.' Kanye Says It Christian! (Wed. 12-7-22)
Ye, Nick, and Gavin McInnes on dirty IG! Forbes "Powerful Women." TikToker on "white shenanigans." Raphael Warnock "wins" in Georgia. The Hake Report…
The Hake ReportSave the Children and Women with Joel Friday (Tue. 12-6-22)
Balenciaga and children's sexualization, Kanye in a mask "loving" Hitler, Don Lemon on men's vs. women's sports! The Hake Report with Joel Friday, Tuesday…
The Hake ReportTrump vs Constitution? Can Ye Unite the Whites? (Mon. 12-5-22)
Hake rambles on news and Trump critics. Interesting calls: Is autism real? Have God's people forgotten themselves? Ye 24? The Hake Report, Monday, December 5…
The Hake ReportFun Times! (Fri. 12/2/22)
Trump for tormented patriots. Beats Biden, Obama, W.! Kanye on AJ: He expressed "love," but is "vile"! Don Lemon's "not sexist," but… The Hake Report, Friday…
The Hake ReportWake up! Wake up, wake up! It's the first of the month! (Thu. 12/1/22)
Nice calls! RIP Fleetwood Mac singer lady. Moby is brilliant and lame! Climate dummies in France! LeBron James takes up for black victimhood! The Hake Report…
The Hake ReportKanye: 'Conspiracies' or TRUTH? JLP on Dr. Phil! (Wed. 11-30-22)
Callers on Kanye's message: "Conspiracies" or "TRUTH"? JLP on Dr. Phil, that's exciting! Twitter mess! Do "protests" work without establishment support? The…
The Hake ReportEmotional Kanye Walked off Timcast! Shoulda Stayed! (Tue. 11/29/22)
Kanye, Milo, Fuentes walked off Tim Pool's show! Cult followers on every side including pro/anti-Trump! Liars accuse truth tellers of "gaslighting"! The Hake…
The Hake ReportTrump is back, and so is Hake... OR NO? (Mon. 11/28/22)
Obama-Biden Youth sing! Trump-Kanye-Fuentes meeting! Christmas Movies! (RIP John Candy) Entertaining Starbucks fight and more! The Hake Report, Monday…
The Hake ReportHake Returns, with Bigg Bump (Thanksgiving Thu. 11-24-22)
Bigg Bump co-hosts! 1676, the first Thanksgiving. E Jean Carroll MeToo's Trump. NHL and CNN on nonbinary doctrine. The Hake Report with Bigg Bump co-hosting…
The Hake ReportHAKE is BACK, with Joel Friday (Tue. 11-22-22)
LAPD vs independent thinkers! Trump 2024? (Debate!) Back pain, health. Thankfulness. FIFA prez, Cuomo kiss up! Netflix: "The Good Nurse" lesson. // The Hake…
The Hake ReportGUEST HOST Bigg Bump: Possession, Alex Jones, Baseball (Fri. 11/11/22)
Bigg Bump fills-in for Hake: Everybody's possessed (inc. Rainn Wilson). Taking down Alex Jones and free speech. Baseball's "diversity problem." The Hake…
The Hake ReportGUEST HOST Joel Friday: Nikolas Cruz, LAPD, Sex Out-of-wedlock (Tue. 11/8/22)
Joel Friday fills-in for Hake again! Nikolas Cruz heard same voices we all hear! Joel was rejected by LAPD! Stop having sex out-of-wedlock! Follow on IG…
The Hake ReportGUEST HOST: Joel Friday in for Hake! (Tue. 11/1/22)
The Hake Report, Tuesday, November 1, 2022 AD – GUEST HOST! Joel Friday here! (Joel Friday TV on IG and on YouTube) Hake is still out after another surgery…
The Hake ReportWitchy ’Handmaid’ Authoress! Spirit Airport Fight! (Mon. 8-15-22)
C'mon, Pete Davidson! Margaret Atwood looks EVIL in a photo shoot! DFW Spirit Airlines employee fights female customer! Doug Emhoff, EMBARRASSING! The Hake…
The Hake ReportWomen in Politics! Coach Resigns Over a Word! (Wed. 8-10-22)
RINO Nancy Mace cites Handmaid's Tale! And other women! OU Coach Cale Gundy resigned for reading aloud some "racially charged" word! The Hake Report…
The Hake ReportLiberal FBI Raids Trump Home! Black Callers Battle! (Tue. 8-9-22)
Merrick Garland trends on Twitter over Mar-A-Lago raid! Callers: Art from Ohio battles Maze from Dayton! Uvalde "shooter's" mother: Don't judge us! The Hake…