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The Hake Report
Discussing "news" from a Christian "alpha male" viewpoint. (No endorsement implied. Info may be false.) James Hake shares his takes on The Hake Report — part of Jesse Lee Peterson's network.
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Episodes
The Hake ReportBreonna Taylor, Emmett Till, and Other MESS! (Mon. 8-8-22)
Kentucky Dems "Say Her Name," RME! Ableist slurs in pop songs are EXHAUSTING! Fun black caller! More details on Emmett Till / Carolyn Bryant... The Hake…
The Hake ReportLiberal ’Judge’ Maya! RINO Dick Cheney! (Fri. 8-5-22)
Alex Jones's "judge" is worse than I knew! W. Bush VP smears Trump for his anti-J6 daughter Liz! RINOs call Viktor Orban "bigoted" for normal view of marriage…
The Hake ReportAlex Jones ’Judge’ Woman! Persecution of Men! (Thu. 8-4-22)
Alex Jones faces Democrat female "Judge"! Breonna Taylor cops arrested! Pro-choice Sleepy Joe! APA approves Demi Lovato gender confusion? The Hake Report…
The Hake ReportKids Betray J6 Dad! Kansas Betrays Babies! (Wed. 8-3-22)
Guy Reffitt's son talks to CNN after ratting to FBI! Kansas voters don't value babies! WNBA's Brittney Griner ("BG") gets ESPYs support! The Hake Report…
The Hake ReportGood/Bad Middle Fingers! Boyish Adam Kinzinger! (Tue. 8-2-22)
Ridiculous stories: Ableist slurs, Democrats, Sandy Hook victims, Monkeypox renamed! Dave Rubin "self-hate." THEN: Anti-J6 RINO Adam Kinzinger is LAME! The…
The Hake ReportPass the Power, Straight White Men! (Mon. 8-1-22)
Mayra Flores "not okay" with confrontation! Based Christian female soccer player! Reproductive Rights, because women are afraid! Pelosi: JR-15, horrific! The…
The Hake ReportThe Great General Lee; J6, BLM, Central Park 5 (Fri. 7-29-22)
Gen. Robert E. Lee, American hero! Jesse Ventura, RINO wrestler on J6! 2019: Central Park Jogger decries payout to "the Five." The Hake Report, Friday, July…
The Hake ReportRobber Stopped! Uvalde Principal; Christian Nationalism (Thu. 7-28-22)
Mexican cowboy stops robber! CNN interviews Uvalde female principal. Liberals pretend to define "Christian Nationalism"! Interesting calls! The Hake Report…
The Hake ReportWomen Stress; Christian Nationalism? Central Park Five (Wed. 7-27-22)
Science: Ladies go into imagination in stress! Al Gore pretends to protect kids! Libs pretend Christian Nationalism is bad! Central Park Five: Guilty? The Hake…
The Hake ReportVery Fake ’Lies’! Reality’s Traps! Based RINO Dad! (Tue. 7-26-22)
Media accuses Trump of "lies"! Reality Winner has a "CrossFit" build now! Canada's "indigenous" vs. Pope! Republican Glenn Thompson attends "gay wedding"! The…
The Hake ReportSelf-righteous RINOs! ’Humble’ Pope? Ban Braids? (Mon. 7-25-22)
Establishment vs. Trump! Watch out for monkeypox! Pope kisses hands, ugh! Satanic Panic? Does God want women not to wear braids? The Hake Report, Monday, July…
The Hake ReportLib Pastors, Lib Media, Lib ’Justices’ (Fri. 7-22-22)
Indoctrinated pastors! Supreme Court turning female! Media fearmongers about 'far right' and J6! Republicans attacked, including by their own! The Hake Report…
The Hake ReportClimate Anxiety, Jan 6 Anxiety, Anxious Ladies! (Thu. 7-21-22)
Libs want a 'national climate emergency'! New UK Prime Minister, Indian or woman? Gender-inclusive Spanish! Trump balked at J6 condemnation! The Hake Report…
The Hake ReportLadies ’Arrested’! ’Respect for Marriage Act’! (Wed. 7-20-22)
Back on YouTube! Pro-choice female politicians block traffic! House passes "Respect for Marriage" misnomer! A few more calls today! The Hake Report, Wednesday…
The Hake ReportUber XL, Black! 2A Good Samaritan! ’Jenjamin’! (Tue. 7-19-22)
Young ladies get rude to an Uber lady! Carrying 22yo Chad stops evil at a mall! Bodega worker gets SJW charges dropped! The Hake Report, Tuesday, July 19, 2022…
The Hake ReportLite-skinned Obama! DeSantis vs Trump? (Mon. 7-18-22)
Why do libs make people look light-skinned? Are Trump supporters disloyal? CNN lady calls sensible Christians "bigots" over real marriage. The Hake Report…
The Hake Report’Mental’ AsAms! Vulgar Libs! ’Anti-racism’! Steve King! (Fri. 7-15-22)
World doesn't understand 'mental health'! Trashy Twitter bashes Trump after Ivana dies! Well-to-do black activists got crazy after George Floyd! Steve King's…
The Hake Report’Ohio Man,’ Haha! Lawyers Save USA, Not! (Thu. 7-14-22)
Guatemalan child offender in Columbus! Diversity lawyers lecture us on safety in America! Starbucks, Twitter, and CNN support societal decline! The Hake…
The Hake ReportPregnant Woman Driver Hate (Tue. 7-12-22)
Texas lady gets cute driving "carpool" with unborn baby. 70s were "gay" and POC? Elon Musk knocks Donald Trump for his boldness. The Hake Report, Tuesday, July…
The Hake ReportWar on Men! Boebert vs Dershowitz! MSNBC Cringe! (Mon. 7-11-22)
Fun debate with Fuentes vs Avallone! Fox News darlings debate Roe "rights"! David vs. Bathsheba? Media hype Gen Z libs! The Hake Report, Monday, July 11, 2022…
The Hake ReportPray for Derek Chauvin! Caller: Is Hake ’Racist’? (Fri. 7-8-22)
George Floyd officer railroaded by Feds! Fun calls include "racism" and Emmett Till myth believers. Note: black women are warriors, not victims! The Hake…
The Hake ReportMedal of Freedom! Boomer Gen-Xers! ’People-Pleasers’! (Thu. 7-7-22)
Backstabbers and people pleasers! Recipients of the Un-presidential Medal of Freedom — bunch of un-American people! The Hake Report, Thursday, July 7, 2022 AD…
The Hake ReportBette Midler, Chelsea Handler: Not Normal White! (Wed. 7-6-22)
Bette Midler criticizes woman-erasing LGBTQ+ lingo? Proud pro-choicer Chelsea Handler puts high school on blast to feed her ego! Very unchristian! The Hake…
The Hake ReportParade Shooting! Chad Beta Governor! Get Your Sleep! (Tue. 7-5-22)
Hake disavows July 4 Highland Park, IL suspect! CA Gov. Gavin Newsom touts "freedom" vs. FL! Sleep deprivation gives you low T! The Hake Report, Tuesday, July…
The Hake ReportIndependence Day! Hate Speech? Watch the Pot! (Mon. 7-4-22)
Hake reads the Declaration of Independence and a long California pot exposé. Interesting calls on "hate speech"! The Hake Report, Independence Day, Monday…
The Hake ReportHappy WHM! Sad Germany! God Bans Gossip! (Fri. 7-1-22)
Loosey-goosey Friday! July feels white dot com! Germany to allow annual gender-switching. Little running Hake! Bible condemns gossip! The Hake Report, WHM…
The Hake ReportJ6 Hype Lady! Roe Ruined Kids! Emmett Till Lies! (Thu. 6-30-22)
Kangaroo J6 Committee pretends to believe Cassidy! Virus means close the border! Roe increased sex out-of-wedlock! Hake rehashes Emmett Till. The Hake Report…
The Hake ReportRoe Reaction; Juneteenth: It’s Whatever. Inclusive Mob! (Wed. 6-29-22)
Biden-Harris libs (and Green Day male!) oppose overturning Roe! Maine business pooh-poohs "Juneteenth," gets mobbed by commie capitalists! The Hake Report…
The Hake ReportRoe v. Wade Overturned! Eat That, Sonia Sotomayor! (Fri. 6-24-22)
Historic day for unborn babies! Obama's Latina "Justice," Chase bank, FL synagogues, and Planned Parenthood are mad! The Hake Report, Friday, June 24, 2022 AD…
The Hake ReportMayra Flores, GOP Mexican Queen! Clarence Thomas for 2A (Thu. 6-23-22)
Young Mexican-born mama a new "Congresswoman"! Clarence Thomas defends 2A vs. NY! Fuel shortage seems unnecessary. The Hake Report, Thursday, June 23, 2022 AD…
The Hake ReportIndian Lady Treasurer; More Pot Callers (Wed. 6-22-22)
Biden picks an American Indian female for treasurer. Sleepy Joe's economy stinks (Russia's ok?!). Callers debate pot legalization. The Hake Report, Wednesday…
The Hake ReportEvil Title IX; Evil J-Lo; Evil LGBTQ Guardians (Tue. 6-21-22)
[SILENT 21 SECONDS] Hake's tooth update! Patsy Mink was behind Title IX! Jennifer Lopez is a mess! Establishment supports LGBTQ Agenda. The Hake Report…
The Hake ReportEMPD Vigil; FL Kindergarten Teacher; Pot Caller! (Mon. 6-20-22)
Hake attended the vigil for murdered El Monte policemen. MSNBC interviewed "gay" kindergarten teacher. Interesting callers today! The Hake Report, Monday, June…
The Hake ReportPedro of The Crucible: Race vs. the Gospel (Fri. 6-17-22)
GUEST: Pedro from The Crucible advocates the Gospel, ignoring race, unlike Hake! Callers pounce! THEN: Obama-Biden brought "Pride" to the White House! The Hake…
The Hake ReportRIP Mikey! Cop Killer DA! Criminals Coddled! (Thu. 6-16-22)
Hake knew a murdered cop! Thanks, BLM supporters! Sleepy Joe punishes whites and Christians as POCs and LGBTs go out-of-control! The Hake Report, Thursday…
The Hake ReportLocal Cops Killed! Lizzo Gets Bullied! Brittney Griner! (Wed. 6-15-22)
Welcome to Friendly El Monte! Patriot Front smeared! Lizzo censors "spaz"! Brittney Griner's a mess! Trump defends against J6 Committee propaganda! The Hake…
The Hake ReportSchizophrenia by Race; Pink Tax; Fiji National Security (Tue. 6-14-22)
Why so schizo? Bieber face, nooo! Amber Heard, Amber Rose, gross! Fiji parrots UN propaganda! Yellowstone goes unamerican! The Hake Report, Tuesday, June 14…
The Hake ReportJack Del Rio Gets Slapped! Patriot Front Arrested! (Mon. 6-13-22)
Washington Redskins FINE Jack Del Rio $100,000 for telling the truth! Patriot Front men get arrested while "Pride" parades freely in Coeur d'Alene! The Hake…
The Hake ReportGrandpa! Patrick Lyoya! ’Your Kids Don’t Respect You!’ (Fri. 6/10/22)
Grandpa's memories! "Justice for Patrick Lyoya!" Hake and black caller go personal! Redskins coach apologizes for calling J6 a dust-up! The Hake Report…
The Hake ReportAnimals Attack! Caller: ’I Don’t See Color’ (Thu. 6-9-22)
Ape grabs human at a zoo! Black beats woman at a store! Call: "colorblind" man voted for Obama?! Procrastination comes from emotions! The Hake Report…
The Hake Report06-08-22 Wed. McConaughey Joins Biden; Drag Show for Kids: Abuse?
Matthew McConaughey makes emotional anti-2A propaganda. Callers debate drag shows for kids! Hake covers once-fit politicians like Kirsten Gillibrand. The Hake…
The Hake Report06-07-22 Tue. Red Scare vs. Cringey Woman Republicans!
Dismissive propaganda on "Red Scare"; Women: We need sensitive boys! Interesting calls, including an activist divorced mother! The Hake Report, Tuesday, June…
The Hake Report06-06-22 Mon. ’Elliot’ Page, Invasion, Disney Proposal, Pride Whopper
Censored pics of "Elliot" Page. Invasion by migrant males (but media highlights a female)! Disneyland marriage proposal interrupted! The Hake Report, Monday…
The Hake Report06/03/22 Fri. Killer with a Beta Back! Anti-2A, Anti-Alpha!
"I'm a human!" Beta-back black mad enough to shoot someone! Evil Kamala and press against 2A! Great calls! Star Wars against the whites! The Hake Report…
The Hake Report06/02/22 Thu. Sleepy Old Biden! Funny Black Lady! Who Built the USA?
Sleepy Joe Biden, past vs. present! Did only whites build America? Entertaining black lady after a police shooting! Gross Madonna's adopted son in a dress! The…
The Hake Report06/01/22 Wed. Post-Uvalde Gun Grabber Propaganda! Think Like Men!
Texas Lib pretends to cry about guns. Denzel turns mama! L.A.'s Mark Ridley-Thomas bio. Hake debates gun-grabbing caller! (Chris talks!) The Hake Report…
The Hake Report05/31/22 Tue. Sleepy Joe, Coward Cops? Nervous Nancy’s Eye Sockets!
Uvalde shooting mess: Phony Joe! Were the cops cowards? Attack on Justice Clarence Thomas! Pelosi's eye sockets, gross! The Hake Report, Tuesday, May 31, 2022…
The Hake Report05/30/22 Mon. Anti-2A Libmales! White Baseball Player Apologizes!
Hake's broken tooth! Ted Cruz confronted (not the restaurant one)! Steve Kerr throws a fit! Josh Donaldson apologizes to Jackie Robinson fam! The Hake Report…
The Hake Report05/27/22 Fri. Interesting Calls! Anti-2A Female Jacinda Ardern, Harvard Heroine!
Shallow people attack good people's 2A rights! Suicide leaves a friend distraught. Harvard treats Jacinda Ardern like a heroine! The Hake Report, Friday, May…
The Hake Report05/26/22 Thu. George Floyd Hype! Anti-2A Propaganda!
George Floyd suckers reflect 2 years later! Bullied mass shooter! Liberal phony drama over guns! Colin Kaepernick is bad for kids! The Hake Report, Thursday…
The Hake Report05/25/22 Wed. Columbine Copycats? Callers on Guns, Crime, and Whites!
1999: Bill Clinton speaks after Columbine. Callers including BHI's talk after the Texas school shooting. Don't put women in charge! The Hake Report, Wednesday…
The Hake Report05/24/22 Tue. 2013 Flashback! ’Jackie Robinson’ Wannabe Turns Crybaby!
2013: Megyn Kelly and Joe Biden advise children and women! Major League Baseball punishes white player for black tattletale! The Hake Report, Tuesday, May 24…
The Hake Report05/23/22 Mon. Replacement Theory? Ridiculous and Dangerous Incitement!
Aren't these fringe conspiracy theories ridiculous? They're inciting riots! Your food is bland, Anglos! Diversity makes a more perfect union. The Hake Report…
The Hake Report05/20/22 Fri. Kentucky Heaven! Canada Hell! Oklahoma for Babies! Commie Twitter!
BASED Thomas Massie! Effeminate Canadian politicians! Oklahoma for babies! Black caller: No exceptions? Twitter exposed! The Hake Report, Friday, May 20, 2022…
The Hake Report05/19/22 Thu. ’Incompetent’ Attacker! W. the Simp! Awesome Nature!
Charges dropped for 'incompetent' black attacker. Another white officer "guilty" for George Floyd! Mount St. Helens! Kill killer animals? The Hake Report…
The Hake Report05/18/22 Wed. GUEST: TJump on ’Racism,’ Women Working; Callers Pounce!
Hour 1: Hake talks with TJump about "racism," anti-discrimination, and women working. Callers pounce and disagree for the rest of the show! The Hake Report…
The Hake Report05/17/22 Tue. GUEST: Dylan Burns for Ukraine! Callers Cuss and Talk ’Racism’
Story of a black Frenchman, then GUEST: Dylan Burns supports Ukraine! CALLERS cussing (sorry, kids!), and talking about "racism." The Hake Report, Tuesday, May…
The Hake Report05/16/22 Mon. Buffalo Reaction! Liars Attack! Protect Trans Kids!
Buffalo supermarket shooting: Libs blame Tucker! BLM 2020: RINO governor apologizes like a coward! Save trans kids' lives! The Hake Report, Monday, May 16…
The Hake Report05/13/22 Fri. Lame Pro-Lifers! Baltimore Violence! Ongoing Invasion!
Pro-life "women," terrible! Baby delivered from dying mother shot in Baltimore! Mildly interesting calls! Immigration, shutdowns, housing discrimination! The…
The Hake Report05/12/22 Thu. Actress Yells, ’Get the **** Out!’ Who Coined ’Racism’?
Unladylike actress! Children's author calls his fans racist! Did Trotsky or Pratt coin "racism"? Women's Health Protection Act fails! Poor Indian kids! The…