
Parade Shooting! Chad Beta Governor! Get Your Sleep! (Tue. 7-5-22)
Hake disavows July 4 Highland Park, IL suspect! CA Gov. Gavin Newsom touts "freedom" vs. FL! Sleep deprivation gives you low T!
The Hake Report, Tuesday, July 5, 2022 AD: During a Fourth of July parade, Bobby Crimo III (AKA "Awake the Rapper") allegedly shot Highland Park, IL residents! // INTERESTING CALLS: Fireworks are illegal, not patriotic! Happy WHM! Freemasons! Liberal women! Get healthy! // Chad Cali Gov. Newsom trolls Floridians with phony liberal "freedom" talk in a campaign ad! // Prevention: Poor sleep habits lowers testosterone! // Poor WNBA "star" Brittney Griner voted for…
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