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Don't lose your soul! | Wed 11-12-25

From NBA to projects. Kissing feet! 50-year loan? Seattle mayor, female socialist?! Name-calling provoking you to lose your soul!

The Hake Report, Wednesday, November 12, 2025 AD

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(0:00:00) Start

(0:02:43) Intro

(0:05:44) 🎥 Sebastian Telfair, NBA star back in the projects

(0:18:56) 💬 Super: Burns on the Couch, post on X

(0:21:00) 📞 JOHN, Houston: BQ, approaching Christ?

(0:25:00) 📞 JERMAINE, Canada: Kissing Jasmine Crockett’s feet: Ted Cruz?

(0:31:27) WILLIAM not there! Hake fumbling with supers…

(0:35:02) 💬 Super: GREGGATRON, don’t say g—

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